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By Jane and Blanche | Wednesday, November 14, 2012 | 10:00 am | 12 Comments
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We grew up on the prairie; Blanche is older and became blind by her teenage years... Jane is the adorable younger sister, known as "half -pint." Ok, so that's not true but we were raised in Texas, so kinda close.

We're all grown up now and are official card-carrying members of the Asshole Social Society, it's kinda like an exclusive country club, but for snarky  people who have no money, and would rather stay home talking to the tv than to other people.

Growing up we fought like crazy but only during the commercials... Now we're sisters that love and respect each other, only on the 8's tho (kinda like the weather channel...)

We love all reality tv and meat products.

We will try to make you laugh but a majority of the time we just make ourselves laugh so you may get a raw deal.

People love us! At least to our face they do, which is proper southern etiquette .

12 Comments

  1. 1
    crankyguy crankyguy
    Posted November 14, 2012 at 10:13 am

    Too bad their life expectancy app wasn’t around to help Steve. (too soon?)

    Not at all. Steve Jobs was an asshole.

  2. 2
    crankyguy crankyguy
    Posted November 14, 2012 at 10:30 am

    Quick Facts on Jay: Profession — Model/Tech Consultant.

    WTF? That’s about as weird as Wedding Planner/Theoretical Physicist.

  3. 3
    labowner
    Posted November 14, 2012 at 10:48 am

    Um guys the roommate was pointed out in the first episode. Wasn’t much but he was there.

  4. 4
    Jane and Blanche Jane and Blanche
    Posted November 14, 2012 at 10:52 am

    He was?! huh. did he speak? no memory of him what so ever…..

  5. 5
    featherhead
    Posted November 14, 2012 at 11:04 am

    I vote for Not Gay Jay (it’s got a ring to it). I hate, hate, hate Sara so I’ll watch just to make fun of her. I was so glad that Not Gay Jay had a date with Herman. Sara not so much!

  6. 6
    labowner
    Posted November 14, 2012 at 12:14 pm

    He was a flash on the screen either before the toga party and/or after. I’m thinking he may not want a lot to do with the show. Only time will tell.

    Bets on how long Sara before Sarah gets booted from the Four Seasons once this airs?

  7. 7
    Jane and Blanche Jane and Blanche
    Posted November 14, 2012 at 2:38 pm

    Labowner- Wow- we watch each epi at least twice…must have blinked too long and missed him…
    The saying goes, no press is bad press so we’ll see. Here’s hoping they at least release a statement saying that her views suck or something.

    Crank- Love the title “consultant” on anything. Makes us think of someone just standing there nodding.

    Featherhead- looking forward to next week when Sara gets picked last :) Do you think she’ll send out another e-mail?

  8. 8
    labowner
    Posted November 14, 2012 at 4:01 pm

    I want what you two are smoking, inhaling and/or ingesting. Marcus is on screen “Ben and Hermaine’s roommate” (23:39) and he is the one they take a picture with in the beginning of the getting ready for toga party (20:57). :) Yes I have nothing better to do at work.

  9. 9
    Jane and Blanche Jane and Blanche
    Posted November 14, 2012 at 5:09 pm

    Ha ha @labowner I (Jane) must have been refilling my wine glass each time;)

  10. 10
    featherhead
    Posted November 14, 2012 at 5:22 pm

    I read that there are a bunch of roommates because the rent on that place is like $17k a month. That couldn’t be right? Maybe Nads will pop in and tell us the scoop.

  11. 11
    labowner
    Posted November 14, 2012 at 6:13 pm

    Not sure Featerhead. There is a house in Pac Heights that is rented out to a bunch of these types, but their house is in Potrero Hill. Not sure about the 17k, but it did look like it had a lack of lived in look, (renting just for the show?) newly remodeled and could be screwing Bravo out of some cash. Hard to find places in this city in the past year or so because of these types of people. :) Studios are going for $2k+ in the city. http://www.sfgate.com/default/article/Startups-on-S-F-s-Billionaires-Row-3854742.php

    I was confused because I thought they said the party was at the hacker house, but it was clearly theirs during the clean up.

    Oh and the roommate was doing shots with them on the balcony when everyone is out there but Sarah which I thought was very telling.

  12. 12
    darlingclementine
    Posted November 15, 2012 at 4:03 am

    Life casting makes me laugh a lot. I also want to know who on the internet is interested in Sarah’s life enough to actually keep up with her life cast. I can think of a lot more people I would rather get a life cast on than her. That is if I would ever follow a life cast anyway.

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