From Soft Core to Hard Time?

15 Comments

1. 1
   TinkerbellAPixie
   Posted July 5, 2006 at 11:18 am

   Man, there is a special place in hell for a man who would shoot a puppy.

2. 2
   boomersmommy
   Posted July 5, 2006 at 11:22 am

   This jerk is the Asshole to end all assholes. Who the hell shoots his own dog with a bow and arrow? What the hell did the poor thing do anyway? Any idea how the dog is doing? Same thing should be done to this prick.

3. 3
   carewski
   Posted July 5, 2006 at 12:01 pm

   J-Unit, can I get a shout out for bringing this to the ‘gasm’s attention?

   Not that I’m needy for the attention, or anything, but, well, maybe I am.

4. 4
   JasonR
   Posted July 5, 2006 at 12:41 pm

   The Atlanta Journal-Constitution reported that the motive for the attack on the dog was that the dog was dry humping his leg and apparently Brian thought the dog was trying to copy his patented moves as seen so often on Cinemax late-night.

5. 5
   Clair
   Posted July 5, 2006 at 1:11 pm

   LOL – Good one JasonR!

   From what I read, it was a puppy that wandered onto his property. AND I read that his wife was a former Playboy bunny. Find us pics, J-Unit! After you give Carewski a shout out, of course.

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   BigMax
   Posted July 5, 2006 at 1:14 pm

   I think Jason’s story is better than the truth. The AJC says it was someone else’s dog, a puppy, and it was crossing his property (*gasp*).

   The dog was not seriously hurt (although it was hit below the rib cage, showing he was trying to kill it). According to his wife, he said “I’m tired of stupid dogs on my back porch.”

   He apparently grabbed his estranged wife’s face and shoved her, causing injuries.

   Alcohol and extreme stupidity are suspected in both incidents.

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   subgenre
   Posted July 5, 2006 at 1:15 pm

   I thought he was gay.

   Huh, go figger.

   The puppy was 12-16 weeks old. It will be okay. But this guy needs to be put in a cell with Big Bubba from PETA. Not with Richard Hatch. What an asshole.

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   boomersmommy
   Posted July 5, 2006 at 1:49 pm

   Thanks for the updates. Just wondering…is animal abuse a felony in GA? Hope so.

9. 9
   BigMax
   Posted July 5, 2006 at 2:40 pm

   He’s charged with a misdemeanor. I don’t know about the status of GA law (they might have been able to charge him with a felony if he killed the dog).

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    dactyl
    Posted July 5, 2006 at 2:41 pm

    I read that he mistook the puppy for a coyote. Yeah, puppy…coyote. I could see how you could make that mistake.

    Apparently, he hit his wife because he thought she was a giant spider.

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    Lymon
    Posted July 6, 2006 at 12:34 am

    They’ll soon have enough people to do a Survivor: Jail All-Stars.

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    JasonR
    Posted July 6, 2006 at 6:40 am

    Hey Lymon, a “Survivor: Jailhouse” spinoff, you could be on to something there. A group of intrepid contestants volunteer to spend 39 days in general population at a maximum security penitentiary, maybe the notorious “Pelican Bay” in CA. Last one left gets a million bucks. I’d watch it, if only to watch some douchebag like Jase from BB get assraped.

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    chick110
    Posted July 6, 2006 at 1:02 pm

    Wasn’t this the same guy who looked like he wanted to strangle his wife when she showed off all his expensive belongings on his video from home? It doesn’t surprise me that he has anger issues…

14. 14
    geewits
    Posted September 13, 2006 at 10:02 pm

    Why are there no kick-off survivor posts?

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    Pandora
    Posted September 15, 2006 at 7:51 am

    What total white trash, I think Tinkerbell said it best in the first post. Picking on a dog like that, what an ass.

    I can’t wait for the Survivor: Cook Island post! Trying to give J & B a moment to write it up, though.