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By Schoonie | Monday, November 12, 2007 | 9:52 pm | 23 Comments

Seriously, is there anyone who knows what they’re doing this season? I’m starting to think maybe…no.

Back from the last tribal council, Jean-Robert tells us that he was pretty concerned about the “possible” existence of a hidden immunity idol. I love that he’s like “possible” when he almost got his ass whomped out of the game. I’m also very surprised that it didn’t register with him that because none of his alliance-mates expressed any sort of surprise at its existence that he should perhaps be worrying a bit more about them. James tells us about the good position that he’s in because of the idols, and then tells us that they need Jean-Robert’s “dumb ass” for their numbers. Dude, there are six (possibly seven) people in your alliance out of a possible nine players. I’m pretty sure you can afford to jettison a few people at this point. Proficiency at math and the gravedigging profession, there is not very much intersection on that Venn Diagram.

Credits! Aren’t we all glad that people like Dave and Chicken and Sherea aren’t members of the jury? This is the first season in a long time that I hate the people who remain much less than the people who are already gone.

The next morning, James tells us yet again what a good position he sits in. Way to beat a dead horse, James. Keep him away from your corpses, people! He beats dead things!

And now, the reward challenge. Wow, that was fast. We are moving very quickly today. This challenge will be conducted in two teams of four each (meaning that one person will be left out). One member of the team will paddle out in a boat, and the other three people will try to sink the boat of the opposing team with provided buckets. Two points wins a feast in a Chinese village. Schoolyard pick ‘em for teams! Time to exploit someone’s childhood horror stories. JR and Peih-Gee have drawn the right to be team captains, and JR picks James first. PG takes Frosti, James takes Todd, Frosti takes Erik, and Todd takes Amanda. This leaves Erik with the opportunity to choose either Denise or Courtney, and he chooses Courtney because she’s “not as heavy” (harsh!). This means that Denise doesn’t even get to play. Her mullet says “I don’t care what you think about me” but her demeanor says “Looks like I’m not going to the prom…again.” Now she’s mad! No one gets to ride in her Trans-Am!

Round one has Courtney in one boat and Todd in the other. Todd manages to avoid most of the water while Courtney actually, I’m pretty sure, acts as some sort of sponge. One point for JR’s team. Round two is Frosti in one boat and Amanda in the other. Amanda kind of places herself square in the center of the pool which sort of dooms Frosti, who does his best to keep himself afloat, but ultimately fails. This means that JR, James, Todd and Amanda will be going on the reward, leaving all of the people who could create a coup behind, where I’m sure they will talk about only recipes and whatnot instead. Right?

Let’s talk about ponies!

The challenge winners arrive at the reward, which takes place in an ancient Chinese village, one that looks mysteriously like the one they just used in that puzzle knot-untying challenge a few episodes back. Is there only one village in China? If so, their population is woefully over-reported. While the winners enjoy their vast array of Chinese food, Jean-Robert grabs the scroll that came for the challenge winners off of the table and begins to read it. Unsurprisingly, it contains immunity idol clues, which they are nice enough to continue giving out even though the idol has been found. JR looks incredibly dumb as he seriously goes through and reads aloud every single one of the six clues, speaking with great portent as is he is handing down the Ten Commandments to the sinners. After he’s done, he tries to start a brainstorm with the others about where the idol might be. They are, predictably, unwilling to broach this particular subject, and feign ignorance about as well as Jaime did right after she threw that challenge. Again, should this not be a sign to him? He’s sitting at a table with arguably the three most competitive people in the game, and they seem, to him, not to give a shit about a hidden immunity idol. The thing is, he buys it, and begins to think that the idol’s been found. It has nothing to do with their performance, though. It has to do with his hubris. Think about it: there are two options for him. One is that he actually trusts these people and believes that if they found something, they would tell him. Two is that he thinks that everyone else is so dumb that there is absolutely no chance that these people could pull a fast one on him, so they must be telling the truth, because they’re too idiotic to lie to him properly. Gee, I wonder which one it is?

Back at camp, Denise is sad because she wasn’t picked for the competition. She tells us that she’s always been last picked all her life and how should this be any different and continues to just generally get her Rupert on. She tells the rest of the group how much it sucks that Jean-Robert got to play and she didn’t, and talk turns to how everyone sees him as a big threat, which, with James around and eight of nine people (five of five here) knowing that he has two idols, I don’t see how they can’t try to get him out. I know that JR is seen as dishonest and sneaky, but when there’s a guy who has the physical abilities of the Juggernaut wandering around with TWO get out of jail free cards, you should maybe aim at him before he catches on. So many rookie mistakes this season!

Back at camp that evening, the winning team returns. JR stays up until everyone else is asleep and goes looking for the idol. He tries to accomplish this by doing random things and hoping to stumble upon it at first. He pretty much does everything short of whittling a little panda out of an errant piece of bamboo. The best part is when he takes the head off of a statue, clearly exposing it as a cheap show prop, and peers down the neck of it all “Hello?” into the hollow body. I get it now, the idol is his spinal column! Eventually he figures out the whole plaque thing, and goes about removing the remaining three from their perches. He then tells us in confessional how happy he is to have the immunity idol, and unlike Jaime last week (who you could tell didn’t really think she had anything), JR actually thinks he has it. I think he’s going on the assumption that since Jaime grabbed the wrong one, one of the other three that he has must be it. The problem, of course, is that he doesn’t know that there are two, or that the others already have the one from this camp.

It’s either look for the idol or dream about pie.

Todd, in confessional, tells us how pissed he is at James for keeping both idols and “not even offering to give me one back”. Um, ask him? Also, you are the dumbass who gave him one and created that situation, douche. If you ask him and he tells you no, you can use that as an excuse to vote him out. Not that you should need one at this point.

Todd approaches Amanda with a plan to blindside James, thereby eliminating the idols from play entirely. It’s a solid plan, and one that should be executed immediately. Amanda and Todd get Frosti in on it, with the stipulation that he does not tell Peih-Gee (I guess because they think she would tell James, which is interesting). The plan, I’m assuming, is to get Courtney and Erik or JR to vote for him as well. But if he gets voted out, everyone will have to dig their own graves! Oh, wait, most of them are already doing that. TODD.

Immunity Challenge. All these barrels are set up next to each other and connected together with fabric so it looks like one big long winding dragon, which is really cool art direction on the part of the challenge staff. Each person will get up on one of the barrels on their own little dragon segment. The barrels are filled with water, which will gradually drain out of the bottom of the barrel, making it harder to balance. The last person standing (sitting) wins immunity.

JR almost immediately takes a header, which is quite satisfying. Denise and James go next. When James falls off, I cheer, which makes me realize that I sort of, kind of…don’t like him and want him to go home. His attitude is extremely poor and his comments are always really bitchy, often moreso than Courtney, if you think about it. I know that’s not the popular opinion, but: there you go. Don’t like James. It’s official. There, I said it.

So, Erik falls, and then Amanda, leaving Courtney, Frosti and Peih-Gee all lined up together. At this point, Frosti begins improvising an impromptu song, which is pretty much something any of my friends would do, thereby immediately making him my favorite (despite the fact that his strategic game has been extremely poor). Peih-Gee cracks up and falls off, and then Frosti, I think, throws the challenge to Courtney by faking a tumble. Courtney hadn’t moved an inch since the beginning of the challenge, but still. So, Courtney wins immunity! My fingers are of the opinion that that whole sentence is a typo. MS Word just put the squiggly green line underneath it, all “subject and predicate do not conjugate correctly”.

Back from commercial, Courtney (wearing the necklace, which also doubles as a hula hoop on her) tells us that she doesn’t care who goes home, because it won’t be her. True, in a sense. Hey, it worked for Sandra. Jean-Robert is out in the water with Erik talking about the vote. He tells Erik that he has the idol, and Erik is like “Yeah, no you don’t.” JR is genuinely surprised here, which is what makes me think that he actually believed that one of the things he had was the correct one. Erik then tells JR that not only are there two idols, but that James has them both. JR, obviously feeling betrayed, tells Erik that they might have to “pull a fast one” on James.

Cut to Jean-Robert eyeing James suspiciously and attempting to play it coy about the idol situation. JR then pretends that he has somehow deduced the whole thing on his own, which is funny because he is seriously the very last person to hear this news. Like, there are people who watch Fox News who knew the facts before Jean-Robert. James, to his credit, sees right through the whole ruse, and knowing that JR needs to appear smart, flatly denies that he has anything. JR pushes and pushes, but James does not budge. James tells us that there’s no way he’s telling JR that he has either of the idols, and there’s also no way that he’s allying with him. “Aligning with Jean-Robert would be the dumbest move in Survivor history” he tells us, which is wrong because that would be a great move, which is how you can tell that he has no idea what he’s doing, just like almost everyone else on this season.

To prove my point, Todd and Jean-Robert discuss the vote, with JR bringing up the possibility of blindsiding James. Todd tells us that he was sort of offended that he had thought of the same plan that Jean-Robert did. This is somehow bad? Just because Jean-Robert thought of it, it won’t work? You’d think that if more than one person thought of it, that would be an indication that it’s a good plan, not a shitty one. Anyway, Todd tells us that he “likes to mix things up” which is code for “I just do the most fucked up thing and hope it works” also known as the Dreamz strategy, which we are about to see employed here, because…

Todd now goes to James and tells him that Jean-Robert wants to blindside him at tribal council. EXPLAIN TO ME HOW THIS IS A GOOD IDEA. Anyone. Seriously. How does leaving James (who has two idols and three tribal councils in which to use them after this one, and is a physical powerhouse) in the game and booting Jean-Robert (who believes that he has a final three pact with Todd and has vowed to turn the jury against him in the case that he is voted out) look like a solid play? This whole thing makes zero sense, which is how you can tell that Todd has no long-term plan for any of this. This season is full of strategic idiots, with the possible exception of Peih-Gee. Think about this: if Yul, or Earl, or Yau-Man or Jonathan Penner were on this season, would they not completely annihilate literally everyone on this cast? There would be no contest; it would be a bloodbath.

Tribal Council! Probst asks Peih-Gee if she feels insecure about her place in the tribe. Wow, tough question, Jeff! You should be on some sort of news program. Peih-Gee does say that it’s tough being on the wrong side of things. Jean-Robert talks about how Peih-Gee and Erik are just victims of bad luck, and how they basically got dealt the “2-7 offsuit”. The poker analogy does not work here, of course, because Erik and Peih-Gee brought it upon themselves by losing the early challenges.

This cap is actually taken from five episodes ago. Really, any episode in which she votes.

And now, the really crazy vote. We see one vote for Peih-Gee, one for JR and one for James. When Jeff goes to tally the votes, he reads one for James and two for Jean-Robert, and then two more for James. At this point, I get really excited because there are now three votes for James and maybe Todd is some sort of idiot savant and maybe told James about the coup because he already had the votes to boot him and wanted his jury vote. Then: a whole bunch of JRs, and he is gone.

That…was dumb. If James wins, you are all idiots.

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Like most people in America, Schoonie watches entirely too much reality television. Unlike most people, Schoonie gets to share his opinions with the world, which is pretty rad. Currently living in Chicago, Schoonie's been with Tvgasm since 2006. He spends his free time writing Survivor fan fiction (Letters to Penthouse, all featuring Rupert!) , playing with his cover band, and playing with his other cover band. Also, this one time, Lisi fell.

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1

geewits

Posted November 13, 2007 at 1:39 am

Okay Schoonie, we were being all the same until you started hating on James. I love James. You were dead on though that Yul and Earl and those guys would sweep these dudes under the crab shells. We are also in agreement on Todd whining about the idol he gave James. I was yelling at the TV, “Just go say something, goon head!” Oh and:

It’s either look for the idol or dream about pie.

That was awesome! Okay back to James. I don’t think you really hate him. I just think you think he has an unfair advantage. Let’s run with it. JR was not only annoying, but was hard to look at waddling around with his toddler posture.

Oh and the immunity challenge? I told my husband, “Courtney will win this challenge because the barrel will not even know she is up there.” And it didn’t. I did imagine however when Jeff put the immunity necklace on her that she would be crushed by the weight of it.

And last but not least, like you, I keep saying, “Don’t these people know anything about this game?!?”
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IsabellaTheCat

Posted November 13, 2007 at 4:00 am

The best part of this episode for me was when JR forgot which reality show he was on and declared his intention on winning the “American Immunity Idol”.

I agree with Schoonie on hating James now. I absolutely loved James during the first two episodes. Thanks to clever Survivor editing we never heard a word out of his mouth beyond “I bury people”, leading me to believe he was some sort of brooding, mysterious deep thinker.

The first time he was shown in actual conversation (with JR discussing Courtney) I was all WTF! Sadly, my hero is really a whiny little bitch with no game. Nothing he has done or said since then has changed my opinion. Brute strength aside, he would never be able to dominate this game if it wasn’t for that doucebag, Todd.
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Pegster

Posted November 13, 2007 at 5:00 am

These people are idiots. Why, why, why would you toss a plan to oust the strongest player in the game, the player who also has not one, but TWO immunity idols….for the guy no one can stand? Have these people never watched this show? JR should have been around to the end. That’s the guy I want next to me at the finals.
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schoonie

Posted November 13, 2007 at 5:20 am

“I don’t think you really hate him. I just think you think he has an unfair advantage.”

There’s no such thing as “unfair” in Survivor, really. I just don’t like him because he talks down to everyone else like he had something to do with the fact that he has two idols, which he does not. He’s a jackass, which is why I don’t like him. Everyone seems to think he’s some sort of scrappy underdog or something, which I do not understand.
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giffordsaz

Posted November 13, 2007 at 8:13 am

Schoonie, I have never heard James talk that much, his body must be distracting me……..
And if it was a rocking female body it would distract you too….
plese let it be and leave us women a little eye candy… Erik aside, as he is too virginal to dream of, Todd is not much to look at.. even if I was a Hobbitt……which I am sadly not… stop baxhing our hero….
That being said, they should have put James on the jury …. he is going to hang on just a bit too long and they will be sorry.
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weasel dearest

Posted November 13, 2007 at 8:47 am

I don’t have a problem with James. If James wins its okay with me. Better James than creepy Jean-Robert or icky Courtney.
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talma63

Posted November 13, 2007 at 10:59 am

Hey, I missed your recaps, Schoonie! Where ya been?

You’re right about James. At the outset I thought he’d be an inward-looking kinda guy and we’d cheer the underdog on. Now I think he’s a douchebag, too. Howcum Amada or Todd didn’t demand one of the idols when they found them??!!?? Todd really messed up changing the last plan, because James was full of hubris and didn’t play an idol. Damn! Well, I’ll bet they let Courtney slide along as they play personalities and do each other in. Just watch!
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sweetblondie

Posted November 13, 2007 at 12:10 pm

Hey Schoonie!

Awsome recap as usual.

I have to agree with you about James being a douche and with IsabellaTheCat on the editing in the first couple episodes. Which makes me wonder why they would edit James to look “good”…hmmmmm…

I desperately wanted to like James too because, well, hel-loooo…but every time he opens his mouth I find him more and more repulsive. (sigh)

And I wondered why Todd would give James that idol instead of just telling James where to find the one back at his own camp instead??

So far, every strategical decision Todd has made has been crap.

Anyway, I’m currently rooting for The Mullet since she’s the one that gets on my nerves the least.
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sweetblondie

Posted November 13, 2007 at 12:25 pm

Hey Schoonie!

Awsome recap as usual.

I have to agree with you about James being a douche and with IsabellaTheCat on the editing in the first couple episodes. Which makes me wonder why they would edit James to look “good”…hmmmmm…

I desperately wanted to like James too because, well, hel-loooo…but every time he opens his mouth I find him more and more repulsive. (sigh)

And I wondered why Todd would give James that idol instead of just telling James where to find the one back at his own camp instead??

So far, every strategical decision Todd has made has been crap.

Anyway, I’m currently rooting for The Mullet since she’s the one that gets on my nerves the least.
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hollagirl2

Posted November 13, 2007 at 12:36 pm

Schoonie- enjoying the recaps as usual— and I to further agree. Have these people never watched Survivor, ever??? Seriously, I knew it was a bad sign when the chicks were showing up in heels and no bras. Let’s be honest, who dresses like that for Survivor? I don’t care if you’re just getting off the plane!!! I would layer, give myself a few options and wear some damn tennis shoes!
I like that Todd is at least invested in trying new strategies- dumb as they sometimes come off, at least he’s attempting to play the game.
And yes, Yau-man and Earl would have wiped China clean with what remains of the survivors. And I’m glad you didn’t leave Jonathan out of that list- he was not near as bad as everyone mad him out to be!
JR was just obnoxious- and it was hard to watch him read out the clues for the idol- painful really, but that said, I’d rather him be my final competition.
I say Courtney of Peih-gee will take it in the long run and she won’t even realize how she got there. Frosti is growing on me, without any real strategy except floating along with the wind, he’ll be gone soon.
Still hoping that I have someone to really root for in the end instead of people to hate!
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geewits

Posted November 13, 2007 at 3:31 pm

I think it comes down to the fact that no one has really grown on me. James is just amusing to me – the whole situation really. It would have been funny if he had been voted out – he would have become a permanent “Survivor” trivia question. Every week I think I will start to feel something about someone: love, hate, admiration, SOMETHING, but it hasn’t happened except for J.R., but he was just gross to look at. But so is Courtney.
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myfavoritesunglasses

Posted November 13, 2007 at 5:11 pm

I agree with you 100% about hating James. It all started with the “get a million dollars and some ass” convo between him & JR, but the real kicker for me was last week’s episode when he was talking about how dumb Jaime was. He kept saying how dumb she was for thinking her plaque may be an idol when ‘it didn’t even say immunity or anything.’ He was all high and mighty when in reality, he probably wouldn’t have known the idol if it bit him on the ass. Todd gave it to him! Also, last year’s idols didn’t say ‘immunity’ on them. They were turtle necklaces. The Guatemala idol was a little statute … the examples go on. Good one though, James. Excellent point.

Also, I almost threw my TV out the window after Todd decided not to blindside James. I thought he was so smart and strategic, and really … he’s not.

And, I agree with you that Frosti threw that challenge. His movements looked kind of contrived in my opinion. But hey, at least it wasn’t as obvious as throwing the puzzle piece in the woods, right? Not that James or Erik would have noticed even if it had been that obvious …
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myfavoritesunglasses

Posted November 13, 2007 at 5:25 pm

P.S. Having been a Survivor fan since Season 1, though, for me there is one upside to JR leaving — I find myself morally opposed to the producers putting people like JR and Ashley on the show because they’re somewhat famous in other genres. I’d rather watch a strategic no name over some hack faux-celebrity looking for exposure.

So although there aren’t really any strategic no names this season to make me really happy, JR’s ouster at least makes the season a little more authentic, instead of a blatant cry for viewership from fans of the WWE and profession poker circuits.
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Splotchie

Posted November 14, 2007 at 11:47 am

I have to sort of agree with you Schoonie, some of the game play has been astoundingly stupid when it appeared that it would be really great. But, I disagree that James is playing stupid in not aligning with JR, true he would make a great F2 because he is so disliked, but he is also percieved as untrustworthy so getting to F2 yourself would be tricky. BTW, great recap, totally hilarious. I twittered quite loudly on “Her mullet says “Looks like I’m not going to the prom…again.” No one gets to ride in her Trans-Am!” But that was nothing compared with : “Courtney wins immunity!…that whole sentence is a typo. MS Word just put the squiggly green line underneath it, all ‘subject and predicate do not conjugate correctly’.” or this: “Courtney (wearing the necklace, which also doubles as a hula hoop on her”. Very clever writer, thanks a bunch.

Oh and geewits, thank you for supplying me with the reason for my utter disgust with JR’s body – “waddling around with his toddler posture”. That is it exactly, not that I don’t love toddlers but it is really disturbing seeing their posture in an adult.

Myfavoritesunglasses – JR made the comments about Courtney in the infamous “Million Dollars and Some Ass” convo, not James. He didn’t have any interest in Courtney and just sat there and if you remember, it was directly after that conversation that we saw a distinct cooling in the relationship between JR and James. James distanced himself a lot. I will agree though that he shouldn’t be be arrogant about the idols since he had nothing to do with getting them.
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Splotchie

Posted November 14, 2007 at 11:49 am

I have to sort of agree with you Schoonie, some of the game play has been astoundingly stupid when it appeared that it would be really great. But, I disagree that James is playing stupid in not aligning with JR, true he would make a great F2 because he is so disliked, but he is also percieved as untrustworthy so getting to F2 yourself would be tricky. BTW, great recap, totally hilarious. I twittered quite loudly on “Her mullet says “Looks like I’m not going to the prom…again.” No one gets to ride in her Trans-Am!” But that was nothing compared with : “Courtney wins immunity!…that whole sentence is a typo. MS Word just put the squiggly green line underneath it, all ‘subject and predicate do not conjugate correctly’.” or this: “Courtney (wearing the necklace, which also doubles as a hula hoop on her”. Very clever writer, thanks a bunch.

Oh and geewits, thank you for supplying me with the reason for my utter disgust with JR’s body – “waddling around with his toddler posture”. That is it exactly, not that I don’t love toddlers but it is really disturbing seeing their posture in an adult.

Myfavoritesunglasses – JR made the comments about Courtney in the infamous “Million Dollars and Some Ass” convo, not James. He didn’t have any interest in Courtney and just sat there and if you remember, it was directly after that conversation that we saw a distinct cooling in the relationship between JR and James. James distanced himself a lot. I will agree though that he shouldn’t be be arrogant about the idols since he had nothing to do with getting them.
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sweetblondie

Posted November 14, 2007 at 12:21 pm

Hey Splotchie,

Yes it was JR that said that quote, but what James said was much worse IMHO. Anyone please correct me but I believe it was something like “I wouldn’t touch that nasty bush” or something along those lines. Very disturbing convo all the way around.
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Die_Media_Whores

Posted November 14, 2007 at 2:23 pm

See, the difference between me and a lot of you guys is that I enjoy the snarky and derogatory comments that James and Courtney make about others. This is why I hope they never, ever leave. Plus, there’s an off chance that James is planning to dig a grave for someone (please let it be Peih-Gee), and I want him to be able to complete that task.

Also, I hope someone steps on that annoying little flea Todd. I’m sure he’ll make it to the finals, but I shall still hope that something heavy falls on him (maybe Denise?) before all of this is over.

One thing to say about the reward challenge — I cannot believe those dumbasses picked Courtney because she was lighter than Denise. Um, hello? PG, Erik and Frosti put together don’t weigh 150 pounds, I really don’t see how adding the bony Courtney was going to help matters. PG said, “We need someone light to sit in the boat.” Dumb whore.
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Die_Media_Whores

Posted November 14, 2007 at 2:27 pm

See, the difference between me and a lot of you guys is that I enjoy the snarky and derogatory comments that James and Courtney make about others. This is why I hope they never, ever leave. Plus, there’s an off chance that James is planning to dig a grave for someone (please let it be Peih-Gee), and I want him to be able to complete that task.

Also, I hope someone steps on that annoying little flea Todd. I’m sure he’ll make it to the finals, but I shall still hope that something heavy falls on him (maybe Denise?) before all of this is over.

One thing to say about the reward challenge — I cannot believe those dumbasses picked Courtney because she was lighter than Denise. Um, hello? PG, Erik and Frosti put together don’t weigh 150 pounds, I really don’t see how adding the bony Courtney was going to help matters. PG said, “We need someone light to sit in the boat.” Dumb whore.
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juddfan

Posted November 14, 2007 at 3:58 pm

Thanks for the recap, Schoonie! Sorry to read of your frustrations, but I for one was happy to see Tool #2 take an unstrategic exit . . . poker player my . . .
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myfavoritesunglasses

Posted November 14, 2007 at 4:02 pm

Yeah, I wasn’t necessarily saying that James made the comment, just that the entire conversation made me want to rip my ears off and I haven’t looked at either James or JR the same way again.

I also kind of like Courtney’s snarky comments. I forget exactly what she said to Jeff about not giving up the immunity necklace — something like, “Screw you guys,” but it made me laugh. I thought it was supposed to be funny, not actually bitchy. Her confessional about the merge feast was funny too.
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p.q.

Posted November 14, 2007 at 4:18 pm

Die_Media_Whores i think i love you. you just said exactly what i was about to say. well, almost exactly.

i have always liked Courtney–i think we could hang out, but i love the bitchy. as for James, i guess i’m kinda a snob because making stupid comments works just fine with my grave-digger from Louisiana stereotype. plus his body is amazing so, for me personally, i would prefer that he not say anything–at all–anyway.

i’m not really impressed with anyone’s strategic play. Peih-Gee is always playing the game, but i don’t see her making it due to her team’s early suckitude.
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snoochy booches

Posted November 15, 2007 at 9:35 am

James didn’t say anything nasty when they were in the water and JR made the gross statement about a million dollars and some ass. What he said was that he would like a million dollars “and a sammich.”
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weasel dearest

Posted November 15, 2007 at 12:29 pm

Courtney’s a skank. All she does is complain. I wouldn’t want to spend 5 minutes with her. The sooner she goes the better for everyone.

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