Hiya Gasmi! I felt like someone should have been passing out pacifiers on last night’s Survivor! What a bunch of babies. Well, at least a couple of babies.
We start out the evening with Kat and Kim strategizing about the reward challenge and how it’s super duper important that they don’t leave Douchezan, Christina, and Abitchia back at camp without them. That settled, they agree to take each other as long as the aforementioned grouping back at camp can be avoided.
With that, we’re off to the reward challenge. Of COURSE they’re playing for food again. DUH. This challenge is another oldie (but goodie). It’s the one where they all have to answer a series of questions and then try to guess what the majority of the tribe answered.
Each right answer allows them a “chop” at their fellow tribemates. As always, when they have likenesses of the castaways, the interpretation is a lot of fun.
Needs saggier boobs
Poor Christina gets pummeled pretty badly in the question round up. For instance, almost everyone thinks she least deserves to be there. But she’s not the first out. That, of course, is Douchezan. Awesomely, as their likenesses get chopped out of the challenge, they fall into a fire which burns away everything but a skeleton.
SkeleKat. LOVE it!
That is so awesome.
In the end, Kim wins the challenge, beating Abitchia out by a nipple. Not surprisingly, she gets to pick a person to go with her. She chooses Abitchia. Makes sense since she came in second and they don’t want her left behind at camp. Naturally Jeff can’t leave it at that. He first asks Kim how difficult it would be to choose another person, then tells her to do after confirming how super duper hard it would be.
You pinky sweared!
Pinky swear or not, Kat is shit outta luck because Kim is taking Chelsea. Because she never gets to eat. I think my definition of never is vastly different than Kim’s. As you can imagine, Kat is not happy about this and Douchezan smartly tries to take advantage of her obvious upset, opining that it’s SOOOOOOO obvious that those three are the top three. Oh, shut up.
He continues this back at camp until Cat is practically in tears she’s so pissed and frustrated. Thankfully Sabrina is there to talk her off the ledge.
The immunity challenge involves the castaways oiling up and using a giant slip n slide. And let’s just say I was SO HAPPY at the outcome. I will also say that some people are much better than I am because I would have been a total jackass about the way things went.
Come back in a few days and we’ll talk more about greasing up, pigs, and my ongoing hatred of Abitchia. Seriously. Bitch needs to GO!! See you then!
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