Bwahahaahaahahahahahahaha, Gasmi! Were you all laughing as much as I was last night? Last week this show almost had me in a coma, this week, I almost peed my pants.
Fine! I peed them! But even you have to admit that there was some funny shit going on last night, JEFFREY!!
We start out the evening the way we always do; back at Camp Titty-Caca. Everyone is super excited to have gotten Douchezan outta there, so naturally they’ve got to be thinking about who will go next. Abitchia in particular is looking ahead, and she realizes that even though she can’t stand Christina, she’s actually sort of stupid and should maybe stick around. She thinks it’s Sabrina that they have to worry about.
The reward challenge is the annual visit from a family member one, and this time around the family visitors get to play as well. No, unfortunately the challenge does not involve them eating disgusting foods the way it did the year Rupert’s stanky ass played. SIGH. Instead, it’s another untangle yourself from a giant rope maze challenge.
Which Kat wins
She promptly chooses Kim (which shocks Jeff given what happened in last week’s pick) and Abitchia (because who wouldn’t want to spend their afternoon with a nasty feral piece of shit special ed teacher?). A lot of people aren’t too happy with her picks; after all, Tarzan is old and shoulda (according to Sabrina) been picked so he could spend some time with his wife, and Christina’s dad is a transplant patient who only has about 5-10 more years to live.
But Kat has a reason for choosing the way she did…..
Yep. She just wants to hang out and have a good time. And hey, it’s her choice, but I think she made a stupid move on this one.
But I AM stupid.
Yes. Yes you are.
There’s more talk of booting Sabrina during the reward outing, while back at camp there’s talk of booting Kat. Kim’s not sure what to do, Chelsea thinks she’s in it with Kim to the end (so not happening), and Kat continues to be an idiot.
The immunity challenge involves holding onto a rope behind your back while being lowered over the water more and more. Until you fall off. There are some surprises in the order that people fall off, but in the end it’s down to Kim and Kat. And once again, Kat is a big fucking baby about wanting to win one and is a HUGE fucking spoilsport when Kim doesn’t hand her the win.
Come back in a couple of days and we’ll talk about Tarzan’s chest hair flapping in the wind (eewww), Kat’s ongoing sense of entitlement, and of course, how the vote went down. It’s sure to be FUN! And EXCITING!!!
See you there!