There are six castaways left and at this point everyone is trying to figure out who they want to sit next to in the finals and/or who might be thinking about trying to screw them over. There seem to be two groups in play at the moment: Chelsea, Sabrina, and Kim, versus Abitchia, Dr. PoopyPants, and Christina. And Kim. Yes, Kim is still playing both sides and worrying more and more if and when the rest of the gang is going to put two and two together.
Luckily they all seem to be a bunch of buffoons!
Chelsea tries to rope Christina into her confidence, telling her that if she wins reward she will totally take her on it. Christina says she’ll take Chelsea if she wins (which they both know she won’t). Seems like Chelsea made some headway with her. Until they get back to camp and Christina blabs to the PoopyPants’ alliance about said convo.
Can you believe she was actually trying to be my friend? I’d much rather get shit on by YOU, Abitchia!
The reward challenge involves a lot of spinning and then a giant decoder ring that will provide numbers for a combination that then releases a flag. I’m a little dizzy just thinking about it! Chelsea wins (woo!) and get to go hang out on a yacht for the day (and sleep over), take a shower, eat, and sleep on a real bed. She can take two people with her and she tells Jeff she really wants to be fair in her choices. So she chooses Sabrina (who hasn’t been no a reward in a while) and Kim.
What the fuck?!?!?!?
That’s right, Gasmi. Chelsea not only decided NOT to take Christina after telling her she would (ALWAYS a really dumb move), BUT she also picked Kim to go who’s been on what seems like every fucking reward (not that her skinny ass looks like it). What a stupid move!!
The aftermath of her dumb move is predictable back at camp and know the PoopyPants Brigade wants to vote her out next. To be fair, her name was already out there, but now they’re REALLY gunning for her. In fact, Tarzan says that if Kim comes back and suggests holding off on the Chelsea vote, well, they’ll know she’s not really with them and they should vote HER ass out!
Kim is a little smarter than that though and does a Jedi mind trick on Abitchia, making her think Tarzan is gunning for her (and Kim as well!). So. Will Abitchia stick to her guns and go with the Chelsea vote, or does she really buy into the story that Tarzan is out to fuck them all over?
Come back in a couple of days and we’ll talk turkey about immunity and fishbone puzzles, the dangers of wearing women’s panties (or bikini bottoms) on your head, and analyze JUST HOW FUCKING BITTER that jury looks! Damn!
See you there!