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The first burning question of the night is: When did Elizabeth Shue turn into Chelsea Handler?
If you get drunk and say super mean things to Ted Danson, I’ll totally start watching this bs again.
Survivor is in that beginning stage where there’s not much going on due to the lack of any kind of drama or evil gay person running around starting drama. Also, RAIN. The producers should watch the weather channel a little next time they choose a location. I don’t wanna see a bunch of skinny ass stinky ungroomed dolts shivering and huddling under a tarp. I wanna see them bleeding and falling into fires and stuff.
What he said.
Tonight’s episode started with Team Suckassawega down to two players. The guy who thinks he’s a model because he’s thin and young, and the lady I hope gets a chance to beat a mugger with her purse at least once in her life. She has the face for it, no?
Malcom is put on the yellow team and Denise goes to red. Right before they leave camp, Malcom finds the immunity idol. His team wins both the immunity and reward challenge, too. He’s on a roll!! No matter how much success this guy finds on Survivor, I have a sneaking feeling I know what he’ll be doing the rest of his life.
Finally. My Mai Tai. Now DANCE.