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Last night’s Survivor starts out with Alicia and Christina talking out their differences. Sounds great, right?
Oh, and for those of you that were appalled last week to discover Alicia is a teacher…..it gets worse. She’s a special ed teacher. I don’t have any words.
The women realize that they probably do need a leader so they elect Sabrina since she seems to have a level head. Hopefully they don’t turn on her too quickly. They begin to divide up the various tasks and once again it devolves into arguing. Yay girl power!!! It’s pretty obvious that there’s a young vs. older divide here and the youngsters have the numbers. Too bad the oldies can’t eat their young.
Jeff decides to take the day of the reward challenge off, and I guess it’s a good thing it wasn’t too close because how would they decide who won if it had been?
I guess if certain people had practiced reverse macramé before coming on the show they would have fared better in this challenge!!
After the reward challenge, the guys work some more on their shelter while Colton does nothing. Oh sorry, my bad…..he sits on a swing while everyone else is working!!! Whaaaaaaatttt???!!?
Ultimately he ends up hanging out in the women’s camp AGAIN. Sabrina doesn’t like this, after all, he IS a guy, and she makes up a tribe meeting to get him the fuck outta there. He STILL doesn’t get the hint and ends up wandering back to their camp waaaay before absence can make the heart grow fonder. They end up actually having to explain to him that it doesn’t make sense for them to let him hang around and hear all their strategy talk and see their tribe dynamics when right now he is part of the enemy tribe. He’s super sad.
Later, he proves that he might actually have a brain, and tells Douchezan and Jonas that he has the idol. Not only that, he wants to get rid of one of the strong guys first chance they get. So it looks like those three plus Leif and Tarzan might have a chance to get rid of the frat boy alliance. Dare I say, I’m sorta impressed????
The immunity challenge involves beams and water and one tribe excels while the other fails epically. Seriously, the level of fail is embarrassing. Come back over the weekend for the full recap and we’ll discuss it all! Until then…..