I’m going to keep this minicap short and sweet, Gasmi. After all, with the reunion we’ve got three hours of TV to discuss, so the sooner I get to writing, the sooner I can get the full recap done and out to ya.
Don’t look at me like that Jeffrey
Of course we have to start out the show with a recap of the entire season. I’d get annoyed, but it gives me a chance to finish cooking my dinner and get myself situated to watch.
The air definitely seems lighter around camp now that Scabby is gone (if you haven’t watched the Ponderosa videos you definitely should). I know I’m happy not to see her. At least until tribal, but that’s at least three or four commercial breaks away from now, so just let me enjoy it, mmkay?
They get tree mail directly them to a challenge site and no one knows if it’s for reward or immunity. I’m hoping for immunity because I’d really love to see us going back to a final two instead of three this time around.
#AwwwPhooey #Denied #whydowekeepgettinghashtagsatthebottomofeverythingnow?
The reward is an obstacle course/puzzle combo and Jeff tells them they’re playing for the biggest prize of the season. Oooooooooo! Are they bring the car (and its curse) back? Nope. They’re playing to win an advantage in the next immunity challenge. BOO!!! It’s too late in the game for this nonsense. Cheapskates.
After the reward challenge everyone is scrambling around, trying to figure out who will be the three at the end (another reason a final two would be fantastic; throw a wrench into their scheming Jeff!). It seems clear that Lisa and Skupin will be together no matter what, but when Denise tries to get Malcolm to commit to a final two with her, he pulls a Penner.
I’d really like to keep seeing other people
Of course this makes Denise squirrely and so she does what anyone would do; she goes to the Duo and tells them she’s willing to vote out Malcolm if they are. OH NO! What will happen?
We also get the fallen comrade torch visits (HATE), an immunity challenge involving balls and wood, and bitter, bitter jury peeps. All the ingrediences that make for a delicious finale stew. Well, unless the ingrediences are a bit out of balance.
Too much fish sauce!!
Meet me back here in a couple of days and we’ll talk about how hot sauce helped Lisa’s game, the final (SPOILER ALERT) three’s grilling at that last tribal, Jeff’s probing reunion questions and Dawson’s continued determination to molest Jeff. I’m sure his wife is thrilled.
See ya there!