Honestly Gasmi, I’m still reeling a bit from last week’s fucked up episode. I spent last night’s episode waiting for a call out that never happened, or at least some sort of karma to strike….but, no. Or…….maybe?????
The women are abuzz with talk of the merge; they pledge to stay strong and true to each other to the end. I’m skeptical of this since women on this show rarely stay true to the all-girl alliance. I blame it on syncing cycles.
A whole tribe of this would be a little much for anyone, doncha think?
Ya just know that one’s always on the rag.
When the tribes arrive for the reward challenge, Jeff tells them to drop their drawers buffs. But it’s not a merge; they are doing a tribe mix up! Each person grabs an egg out of Jeff’s basket and then in unison, they break their eggs to find out by color which tribe they will now be a part of: blue (or turquoise really) = Salami, orange=Manono.
I am not going to lie when I tell you how happy I was at the placement of a certain excrement holding body part. The tribes end up being really lop sided, but I don’t really care about that. (well, I might feel sorry for a couple of the people that end up with Colon; I’m just happier that he ended up where he did)
The winner of the reward challenge will get to stay at the One World beach plus get all the fixins for PB&J sammiches. Losers get to move and rebuild. More celebrating happens in my living room.
Unfortunately Colon is way too slimy and pus filled to be held down for very long and he’s up to his machinations in no time at all. UGH. Just watching him makes me feel like I need a shower.
I can almost see the slime trail following him wherever he goes.
The immunity challenge is super physical one, so yeah, it’s sort of a no brainer how it’s gonna end before it even begins. So now Colon is ready to put his next master plan in motion. WHY DOES NO ONE SEE THEY CAN VOTE HIS ASS OUT AND GET ON WITH THEIR LIVES?!?!?!?!?!?!? God these people are idiots. HATE.
So they vote out the only worthwhile member of their tribe and I now hope they get decimated by the other tribe. No fucking merge, Jeff!!!!! Let the other tribe just pick these fuckers off one by one. PLEASE!!!
I hope you’ll join me in a couple of days for the full recap where I can tell you what I REALLY think!! Until then……