I’m trying to figure out what the hell I can say about last night’s Survivor without giving too much away! Um……okay…….here goes……
We start out the night with Christina’s shock at Monica’s ouster. Colon is his normal charming self as he tells her she is the next to go, no one likes her, and she should probably just try to align with a hermit crab or something. Alicia cackles with glee at this whole thing because she is just as much of an asshole as Colon is.
Have I mentioned lately how much she sucks? I still CANNOT comprehend how this heinous hag teaches special needs kids.
There was some talk on the last recap of Alicia’s resemblance to a certain feral child…..
The reward challenge involves coconuts AGAIN; this time bouncing them off a trampoline to hit targets. Guess which team sucks at this? Even though their ENTIRE tribe sucks at this challenge (well, maybe not Leif and Tarzan), Colon has decided it’s all Christina’s fault that they lost because she wasn’t trying hard enough. Unlike Alicia, who even Jeff called PATHETIC.
A+ for effort!
Back at camp, Colon continues being hateful to Christina, telling her she should either quit or throw herself in the fire. Alicia cackles with glee some more. UGH. I don’t know which of them I hate more.
I gotta give it to Christina though, because she’s still making an effort to do something. She goes to Jonas and Leif and tells them that Alicia is totes in an alliance with the girls on the other tribe and she will CERTAINLY join back up with them if a merge happens.
Unfortunately Alicia walks up behind her during her plea and no one clues her in
Just when you think the episode is going to be ALL kicking of Christina while she’s down, karma strikes. I won’t spoil what happens in case any of you haven’t seen it, but it was pretty satisfying to behold. Oh, and Christina was all sorts of awesome while hateful people were still HATEFUL.
Also? Kat may be the dumbest person alive.
Come back in a couple of days where we can discuss EVERYTHING that went down. Until then…