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Last night was our first Colonless episode, but it seems as though there is still some bile lingering around camp. Mainly inside Tarzan’s undies. But more on that later.
First we join the recently merged tribe as they arrive back at camp to find a feast complete with champagne waiting for them. I will never understand why they jump right into boozing it up when they are all already fighting dehydration. Alicia in particular is getting her drunk on and slurring to us about how Colon screwed her over by not giving her his idol before leaving.
The next morning they decide to name their new tribe Tikiano which means year of the god. Titty-caca sounds like a better name to me, so that’s what I’ll be calling them.
Titty-caca arrives at the reward challenge where Jeff splits them up into two competing tribes, but assures them that this is for the THIS CHALLENGE ONLY. They shake out like this: Chelsea, Alicia, Jay, Sabrina, Troyzan and Christina are on one tribe, Kim, Mike, Leif, Tarzan, Kat, and Jonas are on the other.
The challenge involves digging in sand, crawling under tight spots, and solving a puzzle. On tribe starts out with a huge lead, but loses it. Doesn’t matter because they still end up winning the reward of beer and pizza.
Of course, Alicia’s belly is already filled with bitterness and hatred, so she’s got plenty in there to sop up all that grease.
Later at camp Jonas and Tarzan get into a stupid argument and stupidly stomp off to stay mad at each other. Also, someone finds a hidden immunity idol, using knowledge that was granted as part of the reward win.
The immunity challenge involves balancing balls on a platter, and this turns out to be much more difficult than it sounds. But we get to hear Jeff say “balls” a bunch of times which never fails to crack me up because I’m immature like that.
At camp, Chelsea and Jay want Salami to stick together and vote out Manano. Looks like Jonas may have the target painted on his back until Tarzan decides to throw a pair of poopy pants in with Chelsea’s laundry.
Hilariously, he also tells her he knows all about microbes and it’s not that contagious. LOLOLOLOL. Guess who Chelsea now wants to boot? I can’t say I blame her; I wouldn’t want my clothes washed with his stinky ass undies either, poop or no poop.
At tribal, Jonas announces he’s voting for Mike (because he’s strong) which pisses off Tarzan who decides to announce that NOW he’s voting for Jonas. Wrong! He was planning on voting for Kat, Jonas spills.
Come back in a few days and we’ll talk about all the poop that went down, and I’ll give you a play by play of how everyone handled their balls.