Previously on Survivor, Tarzan was an asshole who likes to throw his poopy pants into other people’s laundry. But Jonas, who fed everyone (rather well it seemed) was the one who got the boot. Also? Abitchia went into stealth mode without her evil twin, but I’m placing bets that her nastiness won’t take long to resurface. What will happen next?
Aside from a long ass commercial for 7-Up.
That’s right, the UN-cola gets a shit ton of time devoted to it this week. Someone spent some BIG bucks on advertising!
But before we get to their advertisement section, Troyzan comes back from tribal council worried about the fact that the ladies are now up in the numbers. He and Jay decide that it most definitely has GOT to be a girl that goes home next.
At the reward challenge, Jeff open up a can of whoop ass cooler of 7-Up, informing the contestants that this, along with burgers and steaks will be their reward if they win this challenge. For once I think this might be worth playing for. The steak, not the soda.
The challenge divides them into random teams again, so it’s Michael, Sabrina, Kim, Leif, and Christina vs. Jay, Troyzan, Chelsea, Kat, and Abitchia. Tarzan is the odd man out and gets to sit out on the sidelines. The challenge involves a giant slide and a giant puzzle. I immediately think I know who the winners will be, but prove to be WRONG.
The reward winners enjoy their food and soda, and a couple of them even get in some strategy talk without the others noticing. Dopes. They are nicer than most reward winners because they bring back the cooler, and it’s still pretty full of soda.
No one can drink that much 7-Up in one sitting!
The immunity challenge also turns out to be surprising, with the winner coming from behind to take the victory.
I like it when they come from behind.
I bet you do, Jeff!
There’s more talk about whether a guy or girl should go next, while Tarzan continues to be a stupid asshole to Chelsea, only making her want him GONE. But Chelsea turns out to be a bit of thinker and knows that even though he pisses her off royally, there are other people that need to go first.
At tribal council EVERYONE tells Jeff they think they are safe, and he knows one of them is in for a blindside. Way to state the obvious, Jeffrey.
Meet me back here in a couple of days and we’ll get down to the nitty gritty of it all. Hey, with fake boobs, REAL BOOBs, and a whole lotta double talking gonna on, it’s sure to be a fun time for all! Until then….