MiniCap: Survivor

Survivor

By PottyMouth | Thursday, April 5, 2012 | 10:00 am | 18 Comments
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Previously on Survivor, Tarzan was an asshole who likes to throw his poopy pants into other people’s laundry.  But Jonas, who fed everyone (rather well it seemed) was the one who got the boot.  Also?  Abitchia went into stealth mode without her evil twin, but I’m placing bets that her nastiness won’t take long to resurface.  What will happen next?

Aside from a long ass commercial for 7-Up.

That’s right, the UN-cola gets a shit ton of time devoted to it this week.  Someone spent some BIG bucks on advertising!

But before we get to their advertisement section, Troyzan comes back from tribal council worried about the fact that the ladies are now up in the numbers.  He and Jay decide that it most definitely has GOT to be a girl that goes home next.

At the reward challenge, Jeff open up a can of whoop ass cooler of 7-Up, informing the contestants that this, along with burgers and steaks will be their reward if they win this challenge.  For once I think this might be worth playing for.  The steak, not the soda.

The challenge divides them into random teams again, so it’s Michael, Sabrina, Kim, Leif, and Christina vs. Jay, Troyzan, Chelsea, Kat, and Abitchia.  Tarzan is the odd man out and gets to sit out on the sidelines.  The challenge involves a giant slide and a giant puzzle.  I immediately think I know who the winners will be, but prove to be WRONG.

The reward winners enjoy their food and soda, and a couple of them even get in some strategy talk without the others noticing.  Dopes.  They are nicer than most reward winners because they bring back the cooler, and it’s still pretty full of soda.

No one can drink that much 7-Up in one sitting!

The immunity challenge also turns out to be surprising, with the winner coming from behind to take the victory.

I like it when they come from behind.

I bet you do, Jeff!

There’s more talk about whether a guy or girl should go next, while Tarzan continues to be a stupid asshole to Chelsea, only making her want him GONE.  But Chelsea turns out to be a bit of thinker and knows that even though he pisses her off royally, there are other people that need to go first.

At tribal council EVERYONE tells Jeff they think they are safe, and he knows one of them is in for a blindside.  Way to state the obvious, Jeffrey.

Meet me back here in a couple of days and we’ll get down to the nitty gritty of it all.  Hey, with fake boobs, REAL BOOBs, and a whole lotta double talking gonna on, it’s sure to be a fun time for all!  Until then….

SWAK, PottyMouth

PottyMouth

When she isn't screaming curses at various dance show judges or washing her OWN mouth out with soap, PottyMouth is a proud mama to a gorgeous little boy. And yes, she knows everyone says that about their kids, but it's true when she says it. YES IT IS. Fuck you. She also laments throwing away the chance to be a trophy wife, and would like to find a rich husband so she can sit on her ass all day long and watch TV. If you are fabulously wealthy, look like Hugh Jackman (or ARE in fact Hugh Jackman), and are turned on by foul-mouthed, mature, slightly smooshy women, then she just may be the gal for you. Please send picture, references and your latest bank statement for review.

18 Comments

  1. 1
    zerocool
    Posted April 5, 2012 at 10:50 am

    I like 7-Up but does anyone every drink it anymore?

  2. 2
    itchy itchy
    Posted April 5, 2012 at 10:57 am

    My heart is crushed. Here I thought I had someone to root for – finally — this season, and her tits turn out to be plastic. Which means she’s really just another reality show famewhore and not the southern belle of my pitiful dreams.

    Oh well. I’d be on Kim’s team but she’s kind of boring. And she’s pushing pretty hard, someone’s bound to figure her out sooner or later. No? Oh, that’s right. I forgot they populated this season with a bunch of morons. And she’s allied with the only other person with any intelligence. Not fake intelligence either. From what I can tell. I’m really bad at judging these things.

    Sigh.

    Sniff.

  3. 3
    crankyguy crankyguy
    Posted April 5, 2012 at 11:38 am

    I notice that you’ve got a bad boob job, and you don’t like me. Are you projecting your hatred of your wonky boobs onto all plastic surgeons? That’s not fair.

  4. 4
    Mister_Dangerous
    Posted April 5, 2012 at 12:09 pm

    UH, Itchy over at the EW recap all the lady haters were commenting on Chelsea’s LADY mustache not her fake boobs so I guess that’s something.

  5. 5
    alexsunk
    Posted April 5, 2012 at 12:25 pm

    Itchy…I feel your pain but think this episode definitely showed who has the “brains” between Kim/Chelsea. I thought they were pretty even until this point, but Chelsea’s slip up in front of Jay was just plain stupid…felt like amateur hour once again. Luckily Kim was able to up the ante…while she may not have the most interesting personality, her manipulation of Troyzan was masterful, and the way she shut up Jay in front of Mike was brilliant. She belongs in an earlier season where she’d have some others to actually play with.

  6. 6
    itchy itchy
    Posted April 5, 2012 at 1:14 pm

    Heh, I saw that. But hair doesn’t bother me. It’s the false advertising.

    You’re lucky. At least there was never anything fake about Russell.

    Sigh.

  7. 7
    Tadow
    Posted April 5, 2012 at 6:29 pm

    I moved and had to switch cable providers and my new dvr lies about recording apparently. So glad I can come here to see what i missed.

    Also, I saw a commercial for some real estate show, flipped or turned out or some nonsense, and Russell will be on it for those who are interested.

  8. 8
    ChaCha
    Posted April 5, 2012 at 7:12 pm

    For a plastic surgeon, Tarzan has some of the most disgusting moobs I’ve ever seen on a man.

  9. 9
    ChaCha
    Posted April 5, 2012 at 7:14 pm

    Doncha mean “falsie advertising?” ;-D

  10. 10
    ChaCha
    Posted April 5, 2012 at 7:15 pm

    You can watch the show at CBS’s website.

  11. 11
    CattyFan cattyfan
    Posted April 5, 2012 at 7:55 pm

    I do. I like it, especially in the summer.

  12. 12
    CattyFan cattyfan
    Posted April 5, 2012 at 7:56 pm

    Well, he can’t surger his own.

  13. 13
    Robin Robinez
    Posted April 6, 2012 at 12:05 am


    alexsunk:

    Itchy…I feel your pain but think this episode definitely showed who has the “brains” between Kim/Chelsea. I thought they were pretty even until this point, but Chelsea’s slip up in front of Jay was just plain stupid…felt like amateur hour once again. Luckily Kim was able to up the ante…while she may not have the most interesting personality, her manipulation of Troyzan was masterful, and the way she shut up Jay in front of Mike was brilliant. She belongs in an earlier season where she’d have some others to actually play with.

    POOPY PANTS!

  14. 14
    Robin Robinez
    Posted April 6, 2012 at 12:19 am


    ChaCha:

    You can watch the show at CBS’s website.

    And thats what I think she is best at. :-)

  15. 15
    kittkatt
    Posted April 6, 2012 at 12:36 pm


    cattyfan:

    Well, he can’t surger his own.

    I read this as “he can’t SUGAR his own” lol

  16. 16
    Robin Robinez
    Posted April 6, 2012 at 3:20 pm

    For some reason none of my complete comments showed up last night and what did show up was attatched to someone else’s comment. It is all disjointed…disregard. Ugh…

  17. 17
    aznemesis
    Posted April 7, 2012 at 6:26 pm

    Yeah, all women who have plastic surgery are just whores. If you’re that desperate for a “southern belle”, you’re not looking for anything like real person, anyway. You’re looking for a caricature. Even Chelsea’s tits aren’t that fake.

  18. 18
    itchy
    Posted April 7, 2012 at 11:48 pm

    Apparently, humor is lost on you. But I’m amused at the idea that there’s a scale of fakeness when it comes to fake tits.

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