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Well Gasmi, we’ve finally reached the end. Of this season, anyway. I’m going to keep this minicap short because, well, between this one and Once Upon a Time, I’ve got four fucking hours of TV that I need to get to recapping!!!
Anyway, now that Dr. PoopyPantyHead is gone, the ladies celebrate their girl power! By now everyone knows that it’s Chelsea and Sabrina vs. Abitchia and Christina, with Kim as the swing, playing both sides. I do have to give her props for successfully playing both sides without getting caught or burned by that.
It’s the finale, so no reward challenge this time; we’re heading right into an immunity challenge. This one involves untying ropes, running across a balance beam maze, puzzle bags tied to a giant net/trampoline gizmo, a puzzle, and another one of those combination box thingies. Confused yet?
I’m routing for Chelsea on this one because I am convinced if she does not win immunity, Kim is going to stab her in the back. HARD. And I like Chelsea so I’m hoping she can get to that final tribal council. Abitchia has a hilarious fuck up on this one and I could have punched Jeff in the nuts for pointing it out to her.
In the end, it comes down to Kim, Abitchia, and Chelsea. Despite my yelling for her to win it from my living room, it is not Chelsea that pulls out the win, it’s Kim. Again.
Kim has a moment of regret later in the day when she finds out what happens when one of your allies knows you have the immunity idol and don’t need it for the last tribal council you can use it at. Did that sentence even make sense? Well, in my head it did.
Kim’s noncommittal about playing the idol for Chelsea so I’m more sure than ever she is going to send her ass home.
Come back in a few days and we’ll discuss stabbing and backs, laying down and dying, jury questions and nonsense, and bloaty fat reunion people who have probably destroyed their mom’s social lives!
See you there!
P.S. I’m gonna thank y’all in advance for your patience on this one; I’ve got a bit of an insane week, but I will get this and my other show recap done as quickly as I can without half-assing it! Love you, mean it!