Previously the girls were up by one and somehow convinced their guy alliance mates to vote another dude out. Can they do it again this week?
I don’t even wanna know. I’m so depressed.
Poor Jeff. You know how he loves the men on this show. In fact, he’s soooooo depressed about losing two guys in a row that he totally needs some time off. So we’re getting another DIY reward challenge. Poor wittle Jeffie.
The castaways pick rocks to see how they’ll be divided up for the challenge. We get Troyzan, Abitchia, Tarzan, Jay, and Kat vs. Kim, Chelsea, Christina, Sabrina, and Leif. The challenge involves a clotheshorse-like target, with levels of points on each “arm” ranging from 1 to 5. They have to throw a balls and rope contraption at the target, and where their balls land determines their points. Is it just me or having I been typing the word BALLS a lot this season?
I don’t get it; we KNOW he has pants or swimtrunks or whatever the hell else he was wearing last week, can’t SOMEONE make him put those back on?
They have poop on them.
I shoulda known. Maybe one of these upcoming reward challenges will involve a case of depends. Anyway, Kat and Tarzan turn out to be the stars of this challenge while everyone else (except Chrstina) sucks (balls). The reward for their team? Another fucking barbeque. I totally agree with you Gasmi that have they miss the days when people lost major weight on this show instead of eating like fools.
Snakes and Rats! Make ‘em eat snakes and rats!
Calm down, Sue. It’s a known fact that starving for 39 days can cause an irreversible case of brain mush.
At the immunity challenge (another recycled one), Jeff uses food to tempt people into throwing away immunity. There were a couple of people that I was shocked to see give up for food. The immunity winner turns out to be a smarter cookie than I was thinking they were last week, convincing their opponent to give up so that they look like less of a threat when it comes time for voting. Bravo.
Jay’s still nervous about the girls and touches base with them a bunch of times to make sure they’re all on the same page. Troyzan’s also getting squirrely about the girls, but seems to be less soothed by words of reassurance. Kat tells us that she has GOT to stop thinking with her heart. That explains so much, doesn’t it? In other news, Kat also flosses her butt and brushes her toes.
Wow. There’s so much air in her head, it’s INFLATING her hoodie!!!
Will Jeff cry himself to sleep yet again after this week’s tribal? Come back in a couple of days and we’ll discuss Jeff’s possible mental breakdown, Tarzan’s salivation, and Abitchia’s bitchiness. See you then!