Survivor: I Resign


By Schoonie | | 4:23 pm | 28 Comments
Posted in: Featured, Recaps, Survivor

Back from the Brenda tribal, Opague Kelly is upset (and talking!) over the fact that she was left in the dark regarding the Brenda boot.  Na Onka tells Opague Kelly that she voted for Brenda because of the way Brenda came after her during the last Tribal Council.  Lies, I tell you!  Opague Kelly starts to cry, whining about how she’s at the bottom of the totem pole and doesn’t understand what’s happening at cap.  What I don’t understand why she’s suddenly allowed to speak, or why she was even cast in the first place.  Back to your cage, tiny lady!

S21E11001

“Whoa.  When did this chick get here?”

Holly and Jane are ecstatic that their plan to get rid of Brenda went so well.  All of a sudden Chase seems really excited about it too, probably because he has no other options.  The three of them want to get Sash out next, with the goal being to have a Final Four composed of Holly, Jane, Chase and Na Onka.

The next day it rains so much that the river of mud makes another appearance.  That river of mud has gotten more screen time than Translucent Kelly.

S21E11002

At least the river sticks it out.  GET IT?

Jane looks really dirty as she talks about how miserable it is to be stuck in the shelter with everyone for days at a time.  Na Onka complains some more about how cold she is, telling us that she’s anemic, so her joints freeze.  She begins to cry again.  I feel no pity.  Man, that girl is not good in the rain.  I’m sure these people prefer the crying and pathetic Na Onka to the loud and bitchy Na Onka any day, though.  Hell, I’d want it to keep raining for that reason alone.  If she’s crying, she can’t steal anything, am I right?

See-Thru Kelly cries a bunch too, but since I have no idea who she is I can’t really give much of a shit.

Fabio tells us in confessional that these whiny bitches should just suck it up and deal.  “You just have to find a mental happy place and realize that this is temporary.”  Fabio’s Mental Happy Place is the name of my next rock band, by the way.

The rain finally lets up and everyone begins to get up and walk around.  “My heart is not in this game like it should be,”  Na Onka admits to Chase.  She has a heart?  I don’t believe it.

“Chase has been my boy, and I want to give him the idol,” she says.  He has?  I mean, I guess he was nice to her when she was cold, but wasn’t she just talking shit about him like, last week?  Explaining Na Onka is a waste of time, so: whatever.  “I’m not giving the idol back if she doesn’t quit,”  Chase tells us as he palms the immunity idol. Yeah, we all know you’re too wishy-washy to actually stand up to Na Onka, Chase.  You’ll fold like a card table.

S21E11003

“I mean, if you end up needing it back, I’ll totally give it to you.  Please don’t hurt me.  Mommy!”

Meanwhile, Holly is getting a contingency plan going for herself: she wants to replace Na Onka with Sash, and head to the final four with that grouping instead.  Good for Holly, by the way.  She seems to be the only one really trying this season.  “I don’t truse Holly and Jane as much as Purple Kelly and Na Onka,” Sash says.  He obviously wants to keep Clear Kelly around since it means that he essentially gets two votes, and Na Onka would be an awesome final three partner, so if they quit he’s probably the one hurt the most.

Reward Challenge.  There are a couple of creepy dolls tied down to a table.  Jeff calls them “Gullivers”, because this entire challenge is a commercial for that remake of Gulliver’s Travels starring Jack Black that I’m sure you were all clamoring for.  The Survivors will be split into two teams, and they will have to untie the dummies and then drag them through an obstacle course.  The team that gets their dummy to the finish first will “win” the “reward” and get to see the movie in advance while enjoying some movie consessions. My favorite response to this news was from television critic Daniel Feinberg, who tweeted the following: “Confusing spoiler: In a Survivor first, tonight’s reward challenge reward is actually a horrible punishment.”

Fabio/Sash/Jane/Invisi-Kelly are the yellow team and Holly/Na Onka/Chase/Benry are the blue team.  Dan was not selected and chose to back the blue team.  He will be waiting for everyone at the finish in a giant hilarious throne.

S21E11005

The contestants begin the task of untying their dummies from the table where they’re tied down, looking like they’re about to be murdered by Dexter.

S21E11004

All that’s missing is the plastic wrap.

The blue team manages to overtake the yellow team once the dummies are untied, and it’s neck in neck throughout most of the obstacle course.  The final obstacle is essentially a giant birth canal through which your dummy must be pushed.

S21E11006

Man, nobody is going to crawl through that tunnel after this.

The blue team manages to get their dummy through first, winning the “reward”.  Just as Probst begins to tell the winners what they’re going to “enjoy”, Na Onka interrupts him.  She has an announcement: “I’ve given this game 110 percent, and my body is tearing down and I just can’t take it.  Today will be my last day.”  I love when people say that they’ve given 110 percent to something and then immediately quit that same thing, don’t you?

“Anybody else here wanna quit?” Probst responds, annoyed.  When Casper The Friendly Kelly pipes up to tell him it’s her last day too, he seems shocked.  Frankly, his response seems a little too neat; the dude had to know all this was coming.  When Probst tells Na Onka that she doesn’t seem like a quitter, she’s all “I’m not!  Well, this is the first time I’ve ever quit anything.”  Probst tells them that he’s going to give them the afternoon to think about it, and then they’ll go to Tribal Council that evening to deliver their final decisions.  Obviously, the producers were like “Shit, we won’t have enough people left!” and then they had to generate this plan to go to Tribal Council to give themselves enough episodes to fill their order.

With the plan to go to Tribal later now laid out, Probst continues with business as usual.  He has a proposal: if one of the challenge winners is willing to give up their reward, they’ll be given a new tarp and a supply of rice to take back to their camp for everyone to enjoy.  “This is a hero move,” Probst says.  Personally, I would have done it just to get out of having to see a Jack Black movie.

S21E11007

“What?  I thought School of Rock was funny!”

Benry prods Na Onka to take the hit, reminding her that she’s going to get to eat that evening at Ponderosa anyway, but she refuses.  Holly finally decides to make the sacrifice, telling Jeff that she’ll eat as many hot dogs as she wants when she gets home.  “When Na Onka didn’t step up, it told me right then and there that I misjudged her personality and misjudged who she was.”  Really?  It was THIS crazy thing that finally told you that you’d misjudged her, and not the metric shit ton of other crazy, selfish stuff she’s done over the last twenty-eight days?

Back at camp, the challenge losers (and Holly) get to work setting up their new tarp.  Holly takes Empty Kelly out to gather wood and uses it as an opportunity to give her some motherly advice.  “If you quit, you’ll always be remembered as the girl who quit Survivor,” she says.  That’s not true: she probably won’t be remembered at all.

Holly continues: “My daughters wanted to quit cross country, and I said no, and then they ended up being State Champions that year.”  Oh, Holly.  Crystal Pepsi has no shot at winning and she knows it.  But props to you for being legitimately concerned about someone else’s welfare.  Having been filled with motherly advice, Kelly Clearpowski returns to camp to ponder her fate.

S21E11008

“You could win a track championship too! Now, who are you again?”

Meanwhile, the reward winners arrive at Product Placement Theatre to enjoy their terrible, terrible reward. They all talk about what a lame-o Na Onka is for quitting and then going on the reward.  Na Onka tells us that she felt she deserved the reward, since she gave 100 percent to the challenge.  “I ain’t no fool!” she repeats over and over again.  Oh, Na Onka.  Never change.

The rest is pretty much an extended commercial for the shitty movie, and trust me when I tell you that it looks AWFUL. And you know what that means: FFFFFFFFFFAST FORWARD!

After the movie is over, the reward winners meet the losers at Tribal Council.  Probst even brings the jury, so they can watch and become enraged.  Probst asks Na Onka why she wants to quit so badly, and the short answer is “It’s cold and I don’t like being wet.”  I’m not going to bother asking why Na Onka would even sign up for this show, because, you know, she’s Na Onka and all, but: for real?

“I’m really proud that I made it twenty-eight days, and I’m the only black person still here!” she says.  Smash cut to Sash looking slightly hurt by her statement.  Two things: 1) you can’t really boast about being the last remaining person of your race when people of all shapes and sizes have won this show (including several people of your own shape and size who were able to actually stick it out) and  2) you all can’t really boast about representing your race well when you are about to quit.

S21E11009

“Whatever, nobody watched those seasons anyway.”

Ghostface Kellah gets to whine for a bit about being cold and wet too, but no one cares because no one knows who she is or how she got here.   Let’s talk to Na Onka more, shall we?  Jeff asks her if she actually thought she had a shot to win the game, and she tells him that she most certainly did.  “I would have won because of my drive, attitude and charm.”  Yep, that’s our Na Onka: totally charming.  And her attitude is just swell!

When Jeff asks Na Onka why she didn’t take the bullet for the team earlier and sacrifice the reward, Na Onka shrugs.  “I guess that’s just who I am,” she says.  Yep, I’d say that about covers it.

Then there’s some bullshit where Probst goads Jane into talking about how these young whipper snappers just don’t understand what they have, and while I appreciate the sentiment in these trying times, there’s nothing I hate more than the assumption that old people are inheriently wiser and better just because they’re older.  Anyone who has spent more than five minutes at a shitty dive bar can tell you that this is most definitely not the case.  If this show has taught us anything, it’s that idiots manifest themselves in every form, including as the elderly and infirmed.  Na Onka and Kelly aren’t dumb because they’re young:  they’re dumb becauase they’re Na Onka and Kelly.  So shut it, Probst, and quit making Jane say stuff that will make me dislike her even more.

And now, the big moment: Na Onka, would you like to quit?

S21E11010

“SQUAWK!” (Translation from bird language: yes)

(Synonym For Invisible) (Can’t Remember Her Name), would you like to quit?

S21E11011

“Yes.  Now if you’ll excuse me, I have more TV shows to go ruin.”

Marty is way, way upset about this (as he should be), and Alina is crying because she wants to be in the game so badly.

“Na Onka, what do you think we should do with your torch?” Probst asks her.  “I think it should be smuffed!” Na Onka responds, and they all laugh at her idiocy.  After Kelly meeps in agreement, Probst tells them that he’ll snuff their torches, but that they’ll be kept at Tribal Council to constantly remind them of their decision, because guess what?  They get to be on the jury anyway!  In short, there is no punishment for quitting and you’ll get to be on every episode anyway.

I understand that they let Janu stay on the jury when she quit and thus also have to do it here, but still: lame.  But hey, I guess I shouldn’t be surprised in this, the Season of Lameness.

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Like most people in America, Schoonie watches entirely too much reality television.  Unlike most people, Schoonie gets to share his opinions with the world, which is pretty rad.  Currently living in Chicago, Schoonie's been with Tvgasm since 2006.  He spends his free time writing Survivor fan fiction (Letters to Penthouse, all featuring Rupert!) , playing with his cover band, and playing with his other cover band. Also, this one time, Lisi fell.

28 Comments

  1. 1
    considerthis
    Posted December 6, 2010 at 5:25 pm

    Hope this is not the jump the shark moment for Survivor?

    PK is hands down the WORST casting mistake in Survivor and probably all reality TV history. What could she have brought to the casting call that got her the golden ticket? Hallucinigens I bet – that’s it.

    Since when were Nonk and Chase BFF’s? He is too much of a moron to handle that much power.

    If Nonk was going to be a self centered greedy bitch then why didn’t crippledan step up as he did nothing but sit in a giant high chair and let Holly who actually WORKED for the win go to the reward? Greedy Gimp

    Nonk must have gotten some of the Magic Mushrooms PK was passing out at casting as she is as delusional about herself/capabilites as whomever thought PK would be a dynamic asset to this season.

    Mark Burnett needs to make a change STAT if you walk out keep walkin. No parting comments- no jury – no reunion show.

  2. 2
    crankyguy crankyguy
    Posted December 6, 2010 at 5:56 pm

    Yeah, why didn’t Useless Dan get any shit for not giving up his spot? Na Onka at least worked to earn the reward, and she would get not any benefit from the tarp and rice, so what exactly was her motivation to take one for the team?

  3. 3
    C in Chicago
    Posted December 6, 2010 at 6:10 pm

    I think it’s pretty telling that the best storytelling going on this season is coming out of the Ponderosa. Alina is a hell of a lot more interesting and compelling in those clips than she was on the show, leading me to wonder if the editing staff might be at least partially to blame for this season’s snooze-fest.

    Also, screw these two. I agree with the idea that they should be stricken off of the rolls, so to speak. No jury, no reunion, no legal right to connect your name and image with the game at all and thus no radio, television or convention appearances, etc.

    Probst hinted that changes were going to be made, on his blog. Let’s hope so.

  4. 4
    AntSuck
    Posted December 6, 2010 at 6:22 pm

    @ considerthis, “PK is hands down the WORST casting mistake in Survivor and probably all reality TV history.”

    No. Russell Hantz.

    And I’d like to mention that Kelly’s lack of screentime is not so much her fault as it is Survivor’s shitty editors. It’s not as if PK was there in the editing room helping them make decisions. Now I’m not saying that I believe Kelly had amazingly wonderful things to contribute, but does anyone really think that Sash, Dan, Benry, Chase, or any other useless asshole really been worth the acceptable amounts of screentime that they get? Or have Jane or Marty really been worth the massive amounts of screentime that they have gotten? I’m sure a little camera time could have been shaved from any of them, given to Kelly, and she at least would have been represented adequately.

    And you can’t really say that the reason the editors excluded her is because she’s a moron or is boring and has nothing worthy to say, because everyone this season is a boring moron who has nothing worthy to say. Hence Schoonie calling it the Season of Lameness. The same things could be said of Courtney last season, Samoa Brett, Alexis from Fans Vs. Favorites or any other survivor that the editors were complete dicks to.

    Anyway, rant aside, yay Holly for being the only actually interesting person for a while, boo Nay and Kelly for quitting, boo Probst for being a self-righteous prick, and boo Marty and Brenda for being assholes on the jury bench. Bitches, you were terrible players, and you’ve earned your spots as early jury members, so stop being obnoxious.

  5. 5
    CattyFan cattyfan
    Posted December 6, 2010 at 6:23 pm

    These ungrateful idiots totally screwed up my Fantasy Survivor picks…

  6. 6
    C in Chicago
    Posted December 6, 2010 at 6:43 pm

    And once again, I’m going to say Russel Hantz was not a bad casting decision. Did he ever have a chance in hell of winning? No. But did he keep his seasons interesting? (And yes, murderous rage still counts as being interested.) Yes. Yes, he did.

  7. 7
    Posted December 6, 2010 at 8:03 pm

    I really am officially disinterested in this season, because the casting was so poor, the people who were actually playing the game (Brenda, Marty) are sitting on the jury and could’ve had more impact on the game, if there over the two quitters…. This is some fucked up shit, point blank, and goes to the casting of Survivor. When the BB cast is more riveting and up to the rigors of the show, you have a problem…. this is by far the worst season ever and (channeling my inner Mr. Dangerous) bring on the Russell v. Boston Rob season next spring.

  8. 8
    CattyFan cattyfan
    Posted December 6, 2010 at 8:05 pm

    I’m not sure I would want a reward of junk food. If my system had become accustomed to not eating much, I would not want to roock the boat until I was done with the show. Don’t confuse my poor stomach with nachos when tomorrow I’ll be starving again. It would make it that much harder to stay in the game.

  9. 9
    David M
    Posted December 6, 2010 at 9:58 pm

    I really don’t understand the preoccupation in America with the colour of somebody’s skin – what has it got to do with the show (I’m referring to Nay’s obviously racist comment).

    The producers need to 1) stop recruiting and accept people who apply to be on the show, better chance they won’t quit, 2) include a hefty financial fine in the contract for quitting as a breech of contract 3)show no mercy for quitters, boot them off the show and off the jury. That last is offensive – they quit, so how can they now vote for a winner.

    Jeff should not have snuffed the torches. He should have just thrown them on the fire and told the quitters to just leave.

    Seriously, the quitting just wrecks a good show.

  10. 10
    urfavegirl
    Posted December 6, 2010 at 10:30 pm

    Kelly Clearpowski just might be one of my favorite TVgasm nicknames ever! I am really glad that at least on the jury we won’t have to listen to Na Onka’s nasty hateful comments (well at least until the finale & that might actually be interesting). For her to say that her family would be proud of her just shows what low expectations they must have for her vile ass.

  11. 11
    Ashton C
    Posted December 7, 2010 at 5:06 am

    Point Blank: As soon as those whinny river rats vote off Grandma Jane Wonder Woman, (which we all know is coming either next week or the following one) I’m done watching this doomed season. I can see it now, all the worthy people will get voted off and Fabio will win the season. Ugh I just threw up a lil bit in my mouth.

    By the way, who the hell scouted the camp locations this season? It didnt occur to the location scouts to ask any of the locals if there was a river of mud anywhere that they should avoid? WTF???

    Oh and why do I get the feeling that right behind the tribal council set, behind the fake green bush on the left there is A Harra’s Nicaragua Resort & Casino?

    Screw You Suckvivor Suckaragua

  12. 12
    AntSuck
    Posted December 7, 2010 at 5:41 am

    ??? Fabio is a worthy player.
    Just because he doesn’t fit Survivor’s mold of a “strategist” (aka someone who doesn’t strategize at all but continually gloats to the camera about how great he is anyway, aka Marty, Brenda, and Russell Hantz), or were randomly chosen by the editors to be the “hero” of the season, even though pretty much anyone could have been (Jane, Rupert, Colby, Tom Westman, and JT), doesn’t mean he isn’t a worthy player.

  13. 13
    itchy
    Posted December 7, 2010 at 5:53 am

    Dan was specifically excluded from giving up his spot on the reward — Probst made it clear that only one of the blue team could do that, and Dan wasn’t on any team.

    Still. He’s Dan. He’s even more of a dud than Purple Kelly and everytime they show him, however briefly, it makes me spit. I think the editors didn’t bother giving PK any screen time because they already knew she quit and nothing she did really impacted the game. Nonk, at least, brought tons of lunacy, and was at the center of a lot of shit, so they had to put her and her ‘charm’ on display. But at least PK looked OK in a bikini. Dan? He’s got a body only Mr. D. could love.

    For those of you looking forward to the Russell vs. Boston Rob season: that one is going to be a Celebrity Survivor, and we all know how lame reality shows based on celebrities (even if they’re only reality show celebrities) can be. I’m not getting my hopes up — especially if neither of them are eligible for elimination (I’m assuming they aren’t, otherwise, what’s the purpose of this premise), in which case, that pretty much puts the kibosh on the whole Survivor concept.

    As for whether there’s a casino right behind the survivors’ beach: no doubt. But they stopped putting people out in the wilderness a long time ago, didn’t they?

  14. 14
    zerocool
    Posted December 7, 2010 at 7:49 am

    1. They need to stop recruiting potential survivors and instead cast people that actually apply for the show (and want to be there desperately).

    2. Sorry to see NaOnka go, if only because she kept it interesting.

    3. Russell Hantz was excellent casting because it was fun to watch as his delusions of granduer blew up in his face. And Boston Rob will wipe the floor with him.

    4. The Hell’s Kitchen intro this season (Gulliver’s Travels theme) has got to be more interesting & funny than that lame-looking movie with Jack Black.

    Crazy Holly FTW!

  15. 15
    crankyguy crankyguy
    Posted December 7, 2010 at 8:29 am

    “Dan was specifically excluded from giving up his spot on the reward — Probst made it clear that only one of the blue team could do that, and Dan wasn’t on any team.”

    That’s one way to read it, but Jeff didn’t make the proposition until Dan had already taken his spot with the winning team. So, unless Jeff specifically said that Dan was ineligible to bow out of the reward, I’m still gonna think that he could have done it. It doesn’t make sense to me otherwise, especially since Jeff got in the snarky verbal dig that once again Dan got a reward without doing a thing, and that was before the tarp and rice offer was even made.

  16. 16
    Stan
    Posted December 7, 2010 at 9:47 am

    Jeff specifically named the four Blues who could give up their spot for the tarp’n'rice. He did not say Dan’s name. I know it’s a boring season but it’s not an excuse to make affirmations based on your ADD. Come on!

  17. 17
    Mister Dangerous
    Posted December 7, 2010 at 10:45 am

    I’ve never liked under the radar people on SURVIVOR because those under the radar people always seem too scared to do anything. I don’t see indecision or fear as positive characteristics so I’m not a fan of the “do nothing” contestants. At this point we’re left with a large cast of under the radar “do nothing” contestants. If it wasn’t for Sash, crazypants Holly and bitter OLD Jane I don’t think I would continue watching. Things I’m hoping for: 1) Old Jane wears a bikini again and the CBS censors blur out her entire body from her neck to her ankles. 2) Crazypants goes back to being crazy and starts acting like the psycho we all remember her to be. 3) Sash regales us with stories about all the beautiful women he knows and dates in New York City.
    I miss Hercules Russell. I miss flabby ass-living off my wife’s money-Boston Rob. I miss the Zen master Coach. I miss Parvati. I hope next season Boston Rob and Hercules Russell have to engage in an ultimate fighting cage match. That could fill one entire episode. Whoever wins could pick Parvati or Coach as their queen.

  18. 18
    crankyguy crankyguy
    Posted December 7, 2010 at 10:58 am

    Okay, Stan and Itchy. I missed the calling out of names. Maybe it’s not so much ADD as it is bad memory … or maybe it’s a bit of both. Anyway, thanks for the definitive answer. Still, I think it’s weird that Dan was not allowed to make the sacrifice.

  19. 19
    itchy
    Posted December 7, 2010 at 2:02 pm

    Dan reminds me too much of a lizard trying to wake up on a cold morning. He barely seems aware of anything that’s going on, no one pays any attention to him. He’s just a bump on the log. So even if Probst had included him, he wouldn’t have responded.

    I definitely feel that he’s the worst contestant ever to be on this or any other competitive reality show. So at this point, I’m on Team Dan For The Win.

  20. 20
    kittkatt
    Posted December 7, 2010 at 2:39 pm

    Lol Dan is my mvp player on fantasy survivor. (I really need to get back on and make picks, I’ve missed the last couple of weeks.) These people are all idiots.

  21. 21
    juddfan
    Posted December 7, 2010 at 3:56 pm

    MIssed the epi, and it seems like a million years since I watched the show. That said, Benry is pretty invisible too, I forget he’s there till he’s mentioned. There’s still way too many of them. At the same time, I think it would be interesting to give a jury member a chance to come back in the game–would shake things up quite a bit, I’m sure! and would hopefully be punishment for the quiters.
    Dan makes me think of Weekend at Bernie’s-just prop him on a log, or chair, or the shelter and go about your business.

    Can’t believe they are doing another all star . . .

    Oh, and very funny all the names for she who will not be named!

  22. 22
    soapboxx
    Posted December 7, 2010 at 5:59 pm

    @considerthis: I agree w/all your comments, good job
    @Mr.D: LOL you are on a roll!
    @juddfan: Weekend at Bernies! That’s exactly who Dan reminds me of. Please let him have sunglasses and a hawaiian shirt next episode.
    This is the second worst season, only worse Survivor Africa. The 2 quitters should have been made to hitchhike home through Central America. I bet Nonk’s ex-husband watches this shizz and laughs.

  23. 23
    lawyergal
    Posted December 8, 2010 at 6:21 am

    Where did they get these people? I can’t believe I’m actually rooting for Holly. I agree she’s the only one really playing, but remember when she wanted to quit? Even worse, remember when she went looney tunes and put Dan’s shoes in the ocean?

    It reminds me of a great Joel McHale (The Soup) line. Back when John and Kate were in the midst of his divorce, and John was being such a douche, Joel ran some clip, and said, “I’m still trying to figure out how we all ended up on Kate’s side!”

    Holly is the most likeable of least likeable cast ever!

  24. 24
    itchy
    Posted December 8, 2010 at 10:39 am

    I agree with Antsuck (which is a sentence I’d never have expected to write in my lifetime), that Fabio’s playing the craftiest game of them all. Or at least I’m still hoping he is, that his ditziness is all an act.

  25. 25
    maddiyaki
    Posted December 8, 2010 at 11:32 am

    Just a little info: My husband works w/ Invisible Kelly’s dad, and apparently, she was walking through a mall when she was recruited for Survivor. Didn’t even apply. Who would say no? They need to go back to the original formula of having normal, crazy real people a la crazy Sue from season one. Not just people who look good in muddy bikinis.

  26. 26
    sunshine
    Posted December 8, 2010 at 12:50 pm

    The scariest thing about Kelly Clearpowski is that she is a nursing student. Yikes! I don’t want her near me or my family.

    I am glad you all cleared up the Dan confusion. I must of missed it as well because I was screaming at the tv for him to volunteer as well.

  27. 27
    sunshine
    Posted December 8, 2010 at 12:52 pm

    Sorry, didn’t notice my ubiquitous use of “as well”.

  28. 28
    Moli Moli
    Posted December 8, 2010 at 8:42 pm

    For some reason, I think NaOnka and Captain Mute where instructed/asked/bribed into quitting by the producers. There were too many people left so close to the end of the season. Also, it gave Captain Mute a chance to speak more than 3 words every 3rd episode. I haven’t said this before, but I honestly believe Fabio(what is his real name again?) is PLAYING dumb. I’ve pay attention to his speech patterns during his confessions and he is defiantly not as slow as he is leading on.

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