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Monday, October 3, 2011
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Hi Gasmi! Wow, you guys have been on fire this past week. Glad to see I wasn’t the only one completely creeped out by Lil Hantz, and I don’t know about you, but for me the dude just keeps getting creepier and creepier. He really makes my skin crawl.
We’ll get more into that in a few minutes. First, we rejoin Christine as she arrives on Redemption Island. Christine tells us that she thinks her tribe was not ready for someone who wanted to play the game right out of the box.
Semhar asks her what her tribemates we like and Christine tells her that Coach was a big fat pain in the ass and that he thinks he’s King Farouk. I don’t see the comparison. Wait! Did King Farouk also survive against butt eating pygmies?
Hmmmmm…….perhaps
She’s happy that Redemption Island gives her another chance to get into it. She tells us it’s not over yet. The fat lady has not sung.
Back at Loopholo, Mikayla is still in shock from what happened at tribal. She still has no idea why Lil Hantz was so set on getting her out. The jerk can’t even let her have two seconds to talk to Coach! Is he afraid she’s going to work her Jezebel ways on poor, defenseless Coach?
I need all the hugs for me.
He tells us he was almost 150% sure that Mikayla was going home. He blatantly lied and he regrets it (yeah, right). His intentions were to play a different game than his uncle; Russell is known for being a villain, Lil Hantz wanted to be a hero.
Where I come from heroes throw stones at women that give them boners
He’s guilty of the way that he acted, and he reaps what he sows, man. Oh, if only that were true.
We get the shortened credits again this week, so something exciting may be headed our way. Then again, we’ve got the duel to cram into the show as well, so it could be just that.
Speaking of the duel, Loopholo gets their invite to watch the battle, and Coach decides he wants to go. Stacy is going too. I wish they wouldn’t even let any of the tribes go to see them. At least at the end of it they’d have no idea how anything played out before the person rejoined the game. I still hate this whole Redemption Island bullshit, but adding the element of surprise at least would make it more interesting, don’t you think?
Anyway, it’s time to get down to the duel. Jeff wants to know if Christine is harboring any ill will toward Coach and Stacy for voting her off. Obviously Christine knows Stacy didn’t vote for her since they’re friends. She tells Jeff that Coach didn’t like her from the get go.
I don’t understand why. It’s not like I said he was a temporary player or anything.
Jeff then asks Semhar what it’s like at Redemption Island. She tells him it was scary to be alone. Good thing she had her shitty poetry to keep her company.
Now that Jeff has fulfilled the obligation to speak with each of them, he’s ready to get to the duel. It will require concentration, and balance. We’ve seen this challenge before (I think in Samoa?). It involves balancing a totem on a pole and every few minutes another length of pole must be added. First person to have their totem drop from the pole is out.
They take their spots, but instead of getting down to it, Semhar takes some time for an impromptu spoken word performance. An obviously pre-prepared spoken word performance. You just never know when you’re going to need to breakout a poem about stripping for your man and not taking drugs during childbirth.
I crave attention so I will mention things that may cause tension and certainly show my pretension.
No more rhyming now, I mean it!
P
Anybody want a peanut?
Desperate cry for attention over, we are ready to start the duel. Semhar and Christine successfully balance their totems on top of their poles in the first two rounds, even after adding another section of pole. Semhar has a shaky moment as she adds her third pole piece, but is able to recover.
The secret appears to be in the pirate face.
Good thing she didn’t try spoken word again; the totem probably would have committed suicide. Christine also has a wobbly moment, but in the end Semhar’s totem drops first and so she is the one to go. I have to admit I’m happy about that one because I don’t think I could sit through another one of her poems.
Jeff asks Semhar what’s the emotion. Well, when she got sent to Redemption it brought back a lot of memories from her past. Poor thing. I didn’t realize she was dropped in the wilderness as a child! I blame the poetry. She doesn’t understand how people can be so cruel, how can people be so cruel. It’s easy to be hard. Easy to be cold.
Her tribe brought up all those old feeling again. Jeff points out that she DID sign up for all of this. Exactly, she tells him. She never gives up.
Unless there are coconuts and throwing involved.
Jeff sends Christine back to Redemption Island to await her next opponent. She gives Stacy a thumbs up as she leaves and tells us she is hoping to pull a Matt. I’m assuming she’s stopping at when he got back into the game and not continuing on with his dumbass moves that got him voted immediately out once more.
There must not be a lot going on over at Savaii because we’re back once more with Loopholo. Lil Hantz sits staring into the fire and tells us that this morning God was chastising him big time. Is anyone else concerned that Lil Hantz appears to now be hearing voices?
I don’t think I’d want him near fire. Or stones. Or the machete. Okay, I wouldn’t want to be near him period.
He thinks God is upset with him for lying and he is upset with himself for the same reason. Nice to know they’re on the same page. He doesn’t want to lie or play games anymore. He waits until they’re all together on the beach and decides to take off his shirt and reveal to them his Hantzness.
Dude. The tribe has voted. Never take your shirt off again.
He assures his tribe that he may be Russell’s nephew, but he is completely different person than him. Most of them are shocked by this revelation, and Mikayla thinks that it explains a lot about his treatment of her. She thinks he’s looking for an easy way out of his bad behavior and tells us she does not trust him. She thinks he is a sneak. Poor Mikayla still doesn’t realize he’s even more sinister that that.
Lil Hantz tells us he’s him. He loves God, he loves Jesus Christ and he shouldn’t be ashamed that he’s a different person than his uncle. True. But he definitely should be ashamed that he’s a creepy stalker who hides behind God as a way to justify his creepiness. The Frollo parallels that some of you made last week are spot on in my opinion. This guy makes me want to take several showers because one is never going to be enough to get the yuck off.
Coach and Lil Hantz go for a walk and Lil apologizes to Coach for not giving him a heads up about his plan to out himself as a Hantz. No worries, Coach tells him; he commends him for his honesty. That’s to Lil Hantz’ face. To us, he says it was a bad move. Lil Hantz is still in his alliance, he still trusts him, but maybe not with both feet now.
I won’t be wearing any sexy outfits around him though.
We’re finally heading over to check in on Savaii. Papa Bear swings in the hammock alone and bemoans the fact that he doesn’t fit in with the majority of his tribe. Well, swinging alone isn’t going to help change that, is it? In fairness to him, I don’t think it’s really his fault. It seems like this tribe has bonded into a young and fit clique (plus Jim) and a misfit remainder.
I always dreamed of being a dentist!
He says every challenge is important to him because he does not feel safe at all.
On the opposite side of the safety fence is Ozzy. In fact, Ozzy feels so safe3 that he’s decided he should tell someone about the immunity idol he found. And this is why Ozzy sucks at this game. Why share? Keep your mouth shut and use it when and if you need to. All you’ve done by sharing is ensure when they’re ready to boot you out that they can plan for the idol factor as well. Dumbass.
He picks Keith to tell because they have sort of a brother bond going on and as far as Ozzy knows, Keith is trustworthy. Yes, it’s so easy to tell after a week the level of a person’s trustworthiness.
He told me he really likes my hair so I totally think I can trust him
Of course Ozzy tells Keith he can’t tell anyone. Keith immediately proves how trustworthy he is by running off to tell Whitney. But she can’t tell anyone, mmmkay? Anyone wanna bet how long it is before she tells Elyse or Jim?
Also? Keith is now annoyed by how much power Ozzy has in the game. That’s completely ludicrous. I never get how people don’t understand that having the hidden immunity and having power do NOT automatically go hand in hand. Many a person has been outed from the game while holding an idol. It’s not that fucking hard to do, especially when the numbers are so big.
After a brief respite from Creepy McCreeper we head back to Loopholo. Mikayla asks Brandon to go for a walk with her so she can find out what exactly he has against her. Now would be the time for him to tell her that he thinks she’s a harlot and a temptress and that she’s trying to use her feminine ways to wrap all the guys around her finger. But Creepy doesn’t do that. Instead he tells her it’s because of this…..attitude.
And the fact that all the blood in my body is currently rushing to one area.
He doesn’t even know why they’re having this conversation because she still doesn’t seem to be getting the fact that he’s trying to apologize to her. Is he fucking kidding?!!?!?!? Did I miss the apology part? Someone tell me if I did.
Mikayla is just as incredulous as I am and then he tells her before he even did anything people didn’t trust her. He’s not the only one that wants her gone. Yes, the voices in his head want her to go too.
He then turns around and tells us that Mikayla was going after him like a bulldog; like she was gonna attack him. Oh PLEASE. He fucking wishes she would attack him. That would give him wet dreams for the rest of their time out there!
But he’s a Christian, so he knows he should be humble and meek. So naturally he should get the entire tribe together so that he can yell at her in front of all of them about how she doesn’t have much of an alliance. Does anyone else have anything they’d like to say?
No thanks. I’ll just stand here and look hot.
Creepy wants no more of this from everybody. He wants them to keep him out of the drama that he is causing. There you go. That’s it. They should vote his insane ass out of there as soon as possible.
Sophie tells us they were all in shock after that. She thinks Creepy is a loose cannon. She thinks he’s really torn between following whatever crazy religious things he believes or going with what’s in his bloodline, which is being a devious jerk. Oh Sophie. No one said the two were mutually exclusive.
Meanwhile, Mikayla has gone off to sit on the beach alone and cry. I feel really bad for her because I think she came into this game knowing that she was strong and hoping to form a great alliance with other strong players. Now this kid has thrown a giant wrench into her game play because he is a crazy stalker who dreams of sticking it to her.
Creepy sits by the fire and tells us he was told by his pop pop and his dad not to lose his temper. He let his flesh get the better of him and tells us it’s a constant battle for him every day, good vs. evil. He really wants to do good.
So he’s given himself fake boobs for fondling. Now he’ll have to plot to vote himself out.
Does anyone else think the whole sitting by the fire crying and letting yourself get covered in ash makes him even more creepy than he already was? Me too. What the hell? Is he hoping that we’ll feel sorry for him or something?
Coach is greatly concerned about this situation, as he should be. For someone who talks so much about being honorable, I would have liked to see him stick up for Mikayla as Creepy was picking on her. Wouldn’t that be the honorable thing to do?
Are you crazy? Do you think I want that directed at me?!?!
He says it is the epitome of snafu and he’s worried that Creepy’s outburst causes uneasiness in the tribe and uneasiness in the alliance. Well, you could fix that by voting his ass out. You already have Edna on the side, bring her into the five. Or Mikayla for that matter.
He hopes that Brandon will not have any more blow ups (yeah, hope in one hand and shit in the other, Coach; see which one fills up first). He says it’s a different kind of aggression than Russell had, but it’s an aggression none the less. Uh, yeah. That’s a bit of an understatement. I didn’t like Russell AT ALL, but he never scared me. This crazy fucker scares the pants off me.
Time for the immunity/reward challenge. It’s another complicated one. One person from each tribe will race across a floating bridge/plank thing, carrying a body board attached to a long rope. At the platform they’ll grab a bag and then hang on to the body as the rest of the tribe cranks a giant winch pulling them back to shore.
They’ll need five bags, and once they’ve retrieved them all the remaining team members will use grappling hooks to haul each of the five bags up to the platform where they will then use the puzzle banners contained inside to form their team flag. Confused yet?
Not only will they be playing for immunity, but also reward which includes coffee, milk, sugar and cookies. In addition, the winning tribe will win another clue to the location of the hidden immunity idol. Of course everyone thinks it’s worth playing for and so we’re ready to begin.
Jeff doesn’t mention that the teams also need to let out enough flack for the runners to cross the floating bridge, but this proves to be a vital portion of the challenge and Savaii’s inability to slack off enough costs them a lead for Ozzy right off the bat.
In truth, the teams switch leads and stay pretty close throughout this section of the challenge. A couple of things to note. Dawn does really well here, much better than I had thought she would do. This challenge is a great opportunity for more shirtless Albert.
Thank you!
And Creepy continues his annoying streak by pointing heavenward at one point while his team pulls him back to shore. He and I have different viewpoints about divine intervention. He sees his team pulling him ashore as God lending a helping hand. I think if God got involved at all he’d drown this creepy mother fucker. Tomatoes, tomatoes.
Are you there God? It’s me, PottyMouth. Please smite this creepazoid mo fo.
At one point Ozzy’s team winches so hard that they pull the body board out from under him! The teams go into the grappling section head to head. Coach and Whitey are handling the hooks, and although Whitney does really well, Coach is some sort if idiot savant when it comes to the grappling hooks and is able to pull ahead. From there, it is a hop, skip and a shuffled puzzle banner to the win.
Damn! I was hoping they’d lose and boot off Crazy McCreepypants, but maybe if he sticks around a tiny bit longer he’ll hammer that final nail into to his own coffin. Over at Savaii, Jim is already talking about how much Papa Bear sucks and needs to go. In fact, he now thinks that they probably should have voted his old ass out first.
Back at camp, Ozzy, Keith, Jim, Whitney and Elyse get together to talk about who needs to get the boot. CockRing and Papa Bear look on sadly and Papa Bear obviouses to CockRing that they are up a creek. Ozzy’s alliance decides to vote out Papa Bear, because he was the worst at the challenge. Ozzy tells CockRing they are voting out Papa Bear, but they’re going to tell Papa Bear that they are voting for CockRing.
CockRing is disturbed that his name is coming up at all. He’s not sure if Ozzy’s telling him the truth or if he should try to scramble to save himself. He’d rather not scramble since his tribe is already looking at him as the paranoid, super-nervous one.
I will try to look relaxed and fail miserably.
Jim and Ozzy tell Papa Bear that CockRing is going home, but he does not believe them at all. He decides to head out and try to find the hidden immunity idol. And by “head out” I mean run hilariously into the woods.
And he’s off!
The fact that Papa Bear never runs and is running now draws Elyse’s attention, so she and Jim decide to follow him. They spy him digging frantically around and talk about how bananas it would be if he actually found it. Ozzy, Keith and Whitney know that this is an impossibility but they don’t enlighten the rest of their alliance.
Papa Bear knows that there is little time left for him, and so he does the next best thing to finding an actual idol.
He makes a fake one!
Now, I love me a fake idol, but his is not that convincing. He does give it a good try though and makes sure to look super happy as he makes his way back to camp. CockRing tells us that he came back with a huge smile and an extra bulge in his pants; it’s clear to him that Papa at least wants them all thinking he has the idol. He’s hoping the tribe sees through this ruse because he knows that his name is the next one on the list.
No more time to ponder Papa Bear’s bulge because they’re off to tribal council! CockRing makes sure to point out to everyone that he really hung in there this time around and reeling that winch right along with everyone else. Jeff wonders if CockRing is super defense in life. He doesn’t think so, but then again, the criteria in which other people judge you isn’t solely based on how strong you are.
Jeff asks Papa Bear what CockRing’s biggest problem in the game is. He thinks CockRing is a physical threat to himself. There’s some talk about how the leader of the tribe is and Ozzy is the one they land on. Of course Papa Bear is a leader outside of this game and is a little disconcerted that he hasn’t been able to fit in better with his tribe and carve a niche out for himself.
Dawn thinks that people have grouped together, but she thinks that the groupings are shifting throughout the day; she doesn’t see it as locked. Papa Bear says she knows they’re not in the five and that it’s okay to say that because they know it’s real.
You’ll never fit in! You’re a misfit like me!
Jim disagrees and tells Jeff that he thinks Dawn is right on and that Papa Bear is trying to stir things up because he thinks he’s on the chopping block tonight. Jeff wants to know if Jim is worried about the idol. Of course he is. He is quick to point out that using an idol this early in the game is really only going to buy you three more days. But he does concede that that is what the game is all about and you’re surviving out here one day at a time.
Jeff brings up the fact that Ozzy was voted out while holding onto an idol.
Thanks man. I can’t hear about that often enough.
Ozzy knows whenever someone talks a walk everyone else is keeping their eyes peeled. Jeff wonders if CockRing thinks he could find it. He thinks he probably could, but the bigger question he ponders is should he? He knows that it’s not always so great to have the idol and that it can make people look at you and see you as a threat. He thinks you have to weigh the pros and cons of it.
Time to vote! We see Jim vote for CockRing just in case Papa Bear has the idol, and CockRing votes Papa Bear. I’m assuming Papa Bear is voting for CockRing, but they don’t show his vote so that’s a little weird.
Time for Jeff to read the votes. First is Papa Bear, then CockRing, the Jim (aha! He voted for Jim!), than all Papa Bears until Jeff tells him he’s outta there. As Papa Bear heads out to Redemption Island Jeff says to the remaining tribe members is that their tribal council decisions have been decisive. The band news is they’re down one person and he wonders if they are making the right decisions.
Personally, I always like to see the nerdy guys go. But that’s just me.
And off he sends them, back to camp.
Arriving at Redemption, Papa Bear tells us that no votes when they are against you are fair. He doesn’t think he deserved to go home today; he thinks CockRing should have been the one to go. He says that if he does get back in the game, he’s going with Loopholo because he certainly isn’t going to go back with the people that voted him out. We get a gasp from Christine as he arrives, and then we’re done.
What did you think this time around Gasmi? Did you think sending Papa Bear home made the most sense? Were you hoping Loopholo would lose and vote out the Creep? Is he scaring anyone else as much as he is scaring me?
It looks like CockRing steps up his game next week and tries to mastermind a move. Meanwhile, Creepy continues to live up to his nickname and is paranoid about Mikayla, Albert and Sophie. I wonder how many more gray hairs Coach got while he was out there?
I can’t wait to hear what you all thought!
SWAK, Pottymouth
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When the creep took off his shirt, it added a whole new layer of sickness.
When the creep took off his shirt, it added a whole new layer of sickness. Only fit, attractive people should be on Survivor, I don’t think I could take seeing a crotch blur coming from him.
Wait, do people actually get paid for that “spoken word” crap? Because I always assumed it was like those mimes and jugglers on the street that you throw quarters at to get them to leave you alone.
I agree. And next year’s survivor should take place in the appropriate location. Survivor: Barbie’s Playhouse.
There’s something rotten in the Hantz gene pool. Seriously, that thing needs to be drained.
Save for being a weirdo, any Survivor contestant who has gotten the “I’m A Christian” edit has gone down in a ball of flames, has never been in the majority alliance, and I certainly think the same will happen to His Hantzness (love that name, Pottymouth!)
I can’t help but compare the creeper to Matt last year. Matt showed a genuine way to experience God on this show, getting him through a really tough time, as opposed to Lil Hantz’s passive-agreesive/insane way. I HATE that the creeper is using God as an excuse for his sick behavior. And are not some other contestants on the show people of faith? But they take care not to shove it down other’s throats.
BTW – this episode had way too many dirty crotch shots for my liking.
Let’s start a list of predictable lines from reality show contestants.
#1 If someone is voted out, it’s because no one “wanted to play the game.” Of course it’s really a matter of no one wanted to play the loser’s game, but let’s not spoil their delusion.
I agree the tribes shouldn’t get insight into what is taking place at Redemption Campsite, if for no other reason that the players couldn’t blurt out information about the opponents (like what went on last season.)
We didn’t see much of SomeChick by herself. Was it because the camera people, and in fact all living things, fled the area as she filled her many hours of alone time by reciting her “poetry” for everyone’s “enjoyment?” (I LOVED the Princess Bride reference. One of the best movies ever! And then a Hair reference!)
The Redemption Campsite challenge didn’t seem to favor either woman…which means the producers didn’t care one way or the other about these two players. (And for all you people who want to jump down my throat about how all the challenges are planned, they have a lot of flexibility built in, including choices for challenges. They HAVE to, because they cannot predict the order of players voted out, so they need to be as prepared for a challenge of two teams each with five players as they are for two teams, one with seven players and the other with three players. Obviously there is a difference in what challenges they can play with those numbers. Similarly, I’m betting they have a list of challenges for Redemption, but can play them in whatever order the producers choose.)
Do these players not know that most of them don’t get to stay for the whole 39 days? They all seem shocked that they’ve been voted out and have to leave.
I loathe that Junior Hantz is getting just as much airtime as his repulsive uncle. They’ve spent so much time on him, I still don’t know the names of most of the other players. But Junior’s hatred/lust for women isn’t that different of his uncle’s feelings for and treatment of women. Russell disparaged women in general, and said he aligned with women because he felt he was smarter and they could be manipulated. Additionally, I am a Christian…a firm believer in Jesus Christ. And Little Hantz makes me want to thrown things at my TV screen. He may have learned a few phrases and a couple of Bible passages, but he never bothered learning the context or understanding the actual meaning. I hope he’s voted off soon.
If “Papa Bear” had really had the immunity idol hidden in his undies, would Jeff Probst have taken it from him or just have PB throw it directly into the fire?
Like fire, hellfire, this burning in Li’l Hantz’s skin! This burning desire is turning him to sin!
It’s not his fault! He’s not to blame! It was the busty girl, Mikala, who cast the flame! It’s not his fault that in God’s plan he made the devil so much stronger than a man!
Destroy Mikala and let her taste the fires of hell, or else let her be Li’l Hantz’s and Li’l Hantz’s alone! She will be his or sheeeeee wiiiiiiill BUUUUUUUURN!
I have the feeling Poetgrrl only has the one poem — it’s pretty much the same drivel she recited the first couple of times she had camera time/was goaded into it by production.
Agreed that they’re giving Hantzinthepantz way too much camera time. Someone on production has a hardon for short squat stupid nasty biblethumpers. It’s the only way to explain it.
I’m also convinced they’re leaving out most of the story from the editing this time — there’s no way Sophie (who’s smart and one to watch) would Mikayla go off and cry on her own, since she makes an obvious ally.
Also by now they’ll have figured out that Mikayla is a big asset in challenges. Even Coach can’t be so stupid as to choose Locohantz over her.
I think the reason Coach didn’t defend Mikayla is because while he’s not a scary creep like Li’l Hantz, he’s still pretty sexist. Look at the “alliance” he formed the first night: All the men and Sophie, the woman he probably thinks is most manly. Despite Edna being friendly toward him after losing that first challenge, he only sees her as a vote he can control.
And does anyone remember Nick Brown from the second season? That screencap of Albert just standing around looking hot looks just like Nick on his season.
“Someone on production has a hardon for short squat stupid nasty biblethumpers. It’s the only way to explain it”
Mr. Dangerous works for CBS?
Itchy. Was Big Hantz a Bible thumper too? I don’t remember that, but my memory is nothing to brag about. Did he mention God just once or twice, or was he on about it all the time like Li’l Hantz?
He was too busy being a nasty little troll to thump on about it all that much. It’s possible since they were giving him the evil edit they didn’t show him rattling on about it too much, since that might have alienated people. He did have a couple of conversations about it with the blonde girl he was allied with (can’t remember her name, believe it was Genetic Blonde Girl Variant #3), who was also a jeebusfreak. I’m pretty sure he wore a cross a lot too. But I’ve tried to scrub him from memory as much as possible.
Which is the real reason I’m pissed they brought one of his relatives on. Who’s next? His grandmother?
I like Brandon being on the show. He brings a SILENCE OF THE LAMBS quality to the proceedings. I thoroughly expect him to kidnap Mikayla, tie her up and torture her while ranting about Jesus. [Whether this happens during the actual show or after the show airs depends on Brandon.]
His uncle Russell dripped with confidence and sexiness but Brandon lacks those qualities. Brandon seems to have the confidence of a 14 year old girl which is not a turn on for me though I find nothing wrong with his pasty white, flabby, chubby body. It’s very attractive in its own way.
I really think all you ladies should start using aliases because after Brandon reads your comments he’s going to track each and every one of you down and make you pay for what you’ve written about him. (I would be scared. Very scared.)
I don’t remember Russell being a religious type either though it wouldn’t matter to me if he was.
Regarding the rest of the show:
More Cockring. Less Ozzy. Less Coach.
P.S. That was very funny Shantigirl.
HantzInThePantz! Love it, Itchy! And I’m with CattyFan…there is a time and a place for my religion of which I am proud…but it’s never ok to shove it down someone’s throat!
What the hell is wrong with creeper? For the love of Bob!!!! I honestly don’t think Mikayla knows she is a cutie(yea it happens to tomboys), she probably thought she was showing those guys what she was made of!!! Its not like Survivor lets female contestants bring sweats and full Muslim garb(nihab?/burka?…limits my apparel knowledge). Ya know, the more Ozzy shows on on the show the less I like him. RainbowCop(I refuse to call him PapaBear..ew) knew it was him of CockRing and if they based it on the last challenge CR held his own.WTF, really Wannabepoetchick…back in my younger days I wrote spoke word poems and NONE of them sucked as bad as that crap she spewed.
I’m not up on my poetry lingo. Aren’t ALL poems comprised of words? Is a “word poem” the same as, say, a regular old descriptive paragraph?
I loved the Princess Bride shout out! I, too, am afraid of Hantzlite. He is not someone I would want to meet in a dark alley, or a restaurant, or at work. He is something else… I disliked his uncle but find him even creepier than Russell.
I would love to see Makayla (sp?) take the win.
@shantigal . . . HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
If I’m being honest, I’d rather see one of the Hantz ladies . . . it would be interesting to see how the other half lives. I can clearly see a very backwoods view of womenfolk, probably generational, with each round of scions trying to out douche the fore-fathers. To me, this explains the struggle for Creepy. Somehow his woman has got him to try and be straight and narrow and god like and all that, but he’s only faking it, and it has to be hard to pretend you care. . . . honestly, CBS, really . . . this kid is getting ruined, not that he doesn’t deserve it, but seriously. NOt fair to us, to Mikayla, to him, his wife or his family. do we really need this trumped up bullshit to get ratings . . .
For my money, Mikayla might be one of the best physical players they’ve got . . . and they are hesitating – why . . . she should have been folded in immediately. I’m sure she could beat Creepy in everything, including life . . . . really sad that she had to go off and cry alone, and not one person could at least tell her, “It ain’t you!”
I fear, for ratings sake, this little bitch is here to stay, so I’m gonna try and not notice him. Sophie was brilliant when she assessed him as thinking MIk’s “The Whore of Babylon” I was howling!!! And so funny that she, Sophie, is right next to him in her scanty bikini as he’s pulling his shirt off, and yet . . she’s not even square one with him. I realize she’s not a screaming beauty, but she’s literally in his face. Mik is guyish to me, despite her bod . . . tom-boy all the way. I mean that in a good way . . .
Thanks Potty!!! And yay, I didn’t typo my foot into my mouth . . . i think . . .
LOSTbean, I have heard that religion is like a penis. It’s okay to have one. It’s cool if you’re proud of it. No one will be surprised if you think yours is the greatest one around and super cool and interesting. But… Everyone else has a right to get mad (and possibly pop you in the jaw) if you whip it out and start waving it around in public. There are bath-houses for that sort of thing. No one wants you doing it at the grocery store. And for the love of whatever god you worship, please don’t try and shove it down my throat or down the throats of innocent children.
My above comment goes double for LittleHanz, because he’s already failing at the simile and I’m afraid he’s close to failing at the literal cock shoving as well. Something is seriously chemically wrong with that little creeper. The way he communicates with people (especially Mikayla, but with everyone else too) is just OFF. Like he went off in a corner to prepare a speech and planned out what everyone else was gonna say back to him, and when they don’t follow his imagined script he panics and starts muttering nonsense. I keep waiting for him to yell, “Line!”
Oh god, and the creepster has distracted me from what I should really be bitching about, which is the terrible poetry. I’ve met talented poets and they do not run around throwing down “Word Poems” in inappropriate situations. You usually have to twist their arm to even let you read their work quietly to yourself. I find the more time people spend making sure everyone knows they’re a poet the worse their poetry tends to me.
“I honestly don’t think Mikayla knows she is a cutie(yea it happens to tomboys), she probably thought she was showing those guys what she was made of!!!”
Her profession is listed as “lingerie football player” so I’m pretty sure she’s aware that she’s attractive. That being said, I like her. She’s drama free and seems like a well-adjusted person. That’s what they should be gunning for. No one beats a pretty, nice person. Just ask Yul.
“Her profession is listed as “lingerie football player” so I’m pretty sure she’s aware that she’s attractive.”
Go to her website, http://www.iluvmiki.com/, and you will see somebody who thinks she is attractive. She sells autographed Playboys and calendars, and issues invitations to party with her in the VIPs of various clubs. She also sells advice on becoming a model.
Well I withdraw my words*grinz*
Her “app has dropped”. Well, stop the fuckin’ presses, Jimmy!
Li’l Hantz’s wife had better be checking his iPhone for that app. Actually, and I probably should not admit this, looking at her website makes me a little be more sympathetic with Li’l Hantz’s view of her. She appears to be a person who craves attention and seems to think she totally deserves it just because she is “hot.” I don’t get that impression from what has been shown on Survivor, but her site reeks of it.
I must say, great name for a website though…
To be fair, she’s a professional football player. If a male athlete is allowed to whore himself out for every conceivable product in the universe (there’s a rugby player over here shilling corn pads, for the love of pete), then why shouldn’t she?
That said, her body’s a bit too boyish for my taste. I’m still rooting for her, because she’s from Jersey and she calls herself Miki, but she’s no Parvati. Ah Parvati.
Also, I have no problem with women thinking they’re sexy, acting like they’re sexy or being sexy. I’m just, well, kind of funny like that.
The site makes me forget about the athlete part, and to just lump her in with the type of girl who could have her own show on E! because she knows Hef. Looks like a Kardashian or Anna Nicole wannabe to me, but as you [itchy] point out, without the nice rounded curves and shapely ass.
“I honestly don’t think Mikayla knows she is a cutie(yea it happens to tomboys), she probably thought she was showing those guys what she was made of!!!”
HAHAHA that comment just made me laugh – such the wrong impression of Mikayka – she most certainly does think she is attractive and probably considers it her best quality – although aside from her body I don’t see it. Right off the bat I got the impression she was all about her body and using it to get what she wants. After seeing that website posted above, I have been proven correct!!! She has an app for crying out loud, which according to her website will give you:
- Important lessons learned in the industry
- Tips on how to break into modeling
- Checklists for successful shoots
- Newest styles and trends
Oh please!!!
While I agree she seems strong, she knows what she is doing. Nevertheless, lilHantz is stll creepy.
ooops – sorry for the above I was coding the quote as italic and forgot to end the code.
I’m a straight chick who appreciates the a shapely female form and I must say.. Mikayla doesnt do it for me. She is a bit too flat for me…no actual curve and angular features. The reason most peeps are not getting sexbomb from her on the show is that she doesnt have 10lbs of makeup, hair teased to the gods and a good push up bra on.
Guess ill never hear the end of this, where is the delete post button.
[i]Guess ill never hear the end of this, where is the delete post button.[/i]
It’s not your fault. You hadn’t seen anything about her other than what the Survivor editors chose to show. Base on that, she is the sweet girl next door.
This is America. She’s allowed to do those things with the expectation that she won’t have to live with a creepy stalker for a month.
“Many a person has been outed from the game while holding an idol.”
How soon Ozzie forgets.
Hantzypantz gets creepier all the time. Both he and Ozzie, with his Precious, need to get voted out.
have not read the recap yet, but found this site last week and wanted to share:
https://www.facebook.com/pages/Brandon-Hantz-Survivor-South-Pacific/209659062425893?sk=wall
Um, creepy. He is only 20, might have been 19 at the time of the filming. It explains a lot about him. His girlfriend/wife looks like she is 12.
Not to worry Moli! Besides, on the show so far they haven’t shown any indication that she’s using her feminine wiles to get what she wants — she would have brought sexier underwear if that was her intention.
My biggest beef (eh-hem!) with her is that she seems kind of clueless as to strategy.
Don’t the producers usually supply them all with bathing suits after a while?
They do Itchy, but I think it’s suits they packed for the trip.
So, I guess she IS a Whore of Babylon, making money with smut!!!!–kidding, kidding!!! Go Miki, I say!!! And I’m sure dolled up she is more babe-a-licious!!!
As to the Creepy link . . . um . . . Itchy, you’ll love it!!! (I kid, i kid) I’ll just say he writes just as bad as he speaks. My brother is always spouting this wisdom malarkey like he’s a guru on FB . . . it’s embarrassing!!! I only spout snark! hee . . . and mainly with you good people!
Any one doing the fantasy pool? Care to share how well it’s going. I still can’t tell, but I got Zamfir right! 100 pts! I’m sure I’m losing miserable over all!
You bad little gasmiites – you’ve been to his FB page. (Thanks Carol) Ha, the comments over there are merciless. He won’t get them anyway, so go for it.
If anything, Russell should be trying to distance himself from the creeper. Russell is downright charming in comparison.
bet you never thought you’d say that, Shanti!
I, uh, really wouldn’t want to friend those people . . . I dunno . . . it’s just so odd somehow. But I still think putting someone this young on TV, without a clue, and with such a legacy to live under is just wrong. I was happy with my Creepy free life, before I had to puzzle through all of the illogic!
I’m doing the Fantasy League. I had a really bad week last week, so I’m hanging in the middle point-wise.
Thank’s PottyMouth! Loved your re-cap. The show sucked this week but your re-cap made it all better..
If anyone hasn’t seen the FB page that Carol posted, you may want to. It it trashtastic!
You just can’t edit the hantzinthepantz`(thanks itchy) crazy. He is indeed touched. No two ways about it. The nail in his crazy coffin was the way he went after Makayla when she wanted to talked to him. He was appologizing? Really? That was an appology? He really has no social skills at all and I hate with a passion that he uses the bible as an argument for everything he says or does. If he needs to use a book as a crutch, he should use one that he has actually read. Dollars to donuts, he has never read it in it’s entirety. Any version.
Our tribe is doing respectable at Fantasy Survivor. Out of #475 tribes, TVGasm is #166. Now, if we could just get folks that joined..ummflipitumm to vote every week, we would be doing better. When folks don’t participate it brings our team score down..
There is still room for more if folks want to join! It isn’t too late.
Oops, I probably should have provided a link with that invite!
http://www.fantasysurvivor.net/
ummflipitumm..:-)
made my picks! so sorry to be lame. i get confused easily.
Thanks Flipit!
I was hoping that the pitiful unhappy face would do the trick..heh.
guilt is a very strong motivator. LOL!
I joined the fantasy tribe thingie.
I too am confused . . . I just saw where i can see my points the other day. Some of those things, like who helped win the immunity challenge could be subjective. I’ll have to go poke around in there, and try to remember to vote by sunday . . . for the bonus . . .
I noticed a lot of people had their emails visible to others in the group. It was the default setting for it NOT to be private. Some folks might want to check that. You can see it if you go to My Tribe.
Prepare for SPAM . . . BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Thanks for the heads up Snootch!
Snootchy,
Welcome Aboard! Glad that you decided to join
Juddfan,
I am not sure what you mean by the immunity pick being subjective..here is what is posted in the rules. Maybe it will clear things up a bit for you =)
“Before the merger of the two Tribes, challenges are performed by an entire Tribe. However, when you are making your choices for Reward or Immunity Challenge, you will always be selecting a SPECIFIC SURVIVOR. Thus, if you feel a specific Tribe will win a Challenge, you will want to pick one of the Members of that Tribe. If, however, game play dictates that a merge occurs, tribe members are swapped, etc., be aware that points are STILL awarded on an Individual basis.”
Thanks for that Robin . . . but doesn’t it say pick the person you think will be important in winning the immunity or reward. So, Dawn did good for her team, running on the water one, would she be the one that gets the point. If it’s the whole tribe and you just have to pick one, I think I may be doing better than I thought . . . I’m not too worried anyway, just joining in on the fun! Go team Gasm!
Oh, I see what you mean.
At this point you are essentially picking one member of a tribe to represent them. Regardless of whether your pick pitches, catches, or sits on the bench, he opr she still represents the tribe. If that tribe wins, you will point because your representative was on the team that won.
This will get more difficult when the tribe merges and individual immunity happens, individual reward, survivor twists and people that just sat down at a couple challenges and didn’t even play..I think I was the ONE that picked them that year
Great, now Hellfire’s stuck in my head again…