Survivor: And Now, a Special Announcement

Survivor

By Schoonie | Monday, February 25, 2008 | 8:36 pm | 1 Comments

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IS IT SAFE TO COME OUT NOW?

So, you’re probably wondering where the Survivor recaps have been. The answer is: she stabbed them.

Yeah, so I totally wrote a recap of the second ep last weekend, posted it (I thought), and left for New York City for the week, without access to TVGasm. OR SO IT SEEMS. Because while I was gone, Joel thought my recap was a threat, and then organized a campaign to vote out my recap’s girlfriend to weaken it’s strength. Or something. And it worked!

So, the recap is gone. And, poor Schoonie cannot find it. So, here’s the deal I’m making with you peoples: during the week where we get the stinky recap of all the stuff we’ve already seen about halfway through the season, I’ll write a special retrospective, full-length recap of the second episode. AGAIN. I’ll even throw in extra, vivid description of Ozzy eating Amanda’s face!

Since I’m entering the Big Brother rotation tomorrow, you’ll get a recap of that, plus a recap of this week’s Survivor episode over the next couple of days. Then, later, during the lull, I will write one for the second ep. Just think about how exciting it will be! Mary will be even more anonymous than she was in the first place!

So, yeah. My bad.

Littlemonke

About

Like most people in America, Schoonie watches entirely too much reality television.  Unlike most people, Schoonie gets to share his opinions with the world, which is pretty rad.  Currently living in Chicago, Schoonie's been with Tvgasm since 2006.  He spends his free time writing Survivor fan fiction (Letters to Penthouse, all featuring Rupert!) , playing with his cover band, and playing with his other cover band. Also, this one time, Lisi fell.

One Comment

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    wintersux
    Posted February 26, 2008 at 11:38 am

    I don’t think it was Amanda’s face that Ozzy was eating…ba-dum-bum!!! I know, too easy.

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