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Saturday, December 19, 2009
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Tonight, on Survivor: God is like “Yeah, this season sucks and I want nothing to do with any of you. If you need me, I’ll just be off SOLVING REAL PROBLEMS. JERKS.”On Night 33 at Aiga, Brett is massaging Shambo’s mullet. Yes, you read that right: he has his hands all up in her big, scary hair. She’s moaning and cursing like she does in all those dreams she has where she’s being served dinner by Lita Ford. People: he’s touching! Her! Hair! He really, really wants to win.
My friend who hasn’t been watching this season was with me for this episode, and she had the following question: “How does she keep her mullet so feathered after being in the jungle for a month?” It is a mystery on par with the Lost City of Atlantis.
Obviously, Russell really wants Brett to go next, telling us that when he loses an immunity challenge, he’s pretty much done. As Russell discusses Brett, he is busy quoting entire pages of Bible verse to Natalie, who is either really bored or really interested in what he has to say. It’s kind of tough to tell with how her face is and all.
“Brett is an absolute sweetheart,” Natalie says. In southern female vernacular, “sweetheart” is code for “He’s nice and all, but I have no problem getting rid of him”. “We’ve talked about the Bible, and some other Christian books,” she says. What other Christian books? I know there’s like The Secret and Five People You Meet In Heaven and whatnot, but I’m hoping we aren’t veering into creepy Promise Keeper territory.
Shambo and Russell stand around the fire, and Shambo abruptly looks up at him and goes “I have to go wet my head down; I mean, LOOK at my hair. Man, I need a haircut!” Russell starts laughing, because: welcome to the “Your hair is weird and gross” party, Shambo. You’re about a month late.
“She should shave that whoooooole head,” Russell says, laughing. “I think she sneaks food in her hair. She puts bananas in there, peanuts,” he says, cracking himself up. Is that the best you can come up with, given the material, Russell? I’m a bit disappointed.
“If I didn’t need Shambo, I would definitely get rid of her, just so I didn’t have to look at her hair.” Hey, Russell? There are six people left, and five of them are on your team. You don’t need her.
Reward Challenge. The tribe will be split into two teams of three; there are a bunch of coconuts suspended in the air by a system of intertwining ropes, and each team will take turns pulling a rope out. The goal is to keep any coconuts from falling down. The first team to drop a hundred coconuts loses the reward, which is an overnight stay at a Samoan village with a feast and blankets and pillows. I have a question: where are their families? I really, really need to meet the people responsible for Russell and Shambo.
The castaways draw to be captains, and Russell and Natalie win. Natalie gets to pick first, and she chooses Brett, surprisingly. Russell takes Jaison, and Mick and Shambo round out the teams, respectively. A few rounds go by and Natalie’s team is way up with 3 coconuts to the other team’s 19. During Shambo’s turn, Probst finally asks her about her hair, which she calls “Shambolicious”, in case you need more reasons to be annoyed by her. “How long have you had that hair?” Probst asks. “Since 1986,” Shambo says. Does this surprise anyone? Shambo’s hair is only three years older than me. Ponder that shit for a minute.
During Shambo’s turn, Natalie turns to Brett. “You’re a prayer warrior aren’t you?” she says. “Let’s pray for a victory.” They start to chant something or other, and the goodwill I had for Natalie goes right out the window. How many times do I have to say this? God does not care about Survivor. You can ask him for strength or whatever, but asking him to actively thwart other people is a dick move. He has bigger things to take care of.
The whole thing turns into a pray-off when Shambo begins to pray for victory as well. WHO WILL JESUS CHOOSE? When Mick takes his turn, 19 coconuts drop, and she’s all “You rock, God!” Natalie tells Mick not to worry about his turn, because he has two prayer warriors on his team. OH, well everything’s going to be just dandy, then!
Jaison takes his turn, and the coconuts fall for about 30 seconds straight. Props to the editors for showing one long, sustained, hilarious shot of coconuts just dropping, because that? Was pretty hilarious. (My friend: “This game is racist.”)
It’s Natalie’s turn, and Shambo turns to Russell and says “My prediction is 58″. And guess what? Natalie goes, and exactly 58 coconuts drop. She’s all “Oh maaaaaaa word…” for like hours. God is trying to tell you something, Natalie. Don’t pray unless you have some serious shit going on, kay?
Russell takes his turn, and no coconuts drop. Shambo has her hands over her mouth here, and it looks like she’s wearing a wedding ring, which opens up a host of new questions. I just kind of imagined her living with a bunch of animals, I guess.
On the next turn, Brett drops a lot of coconuts, and since they went last, the prayer warriors lose. Jaison and Russell both voice concern about Natalie choosing Brett first, clearly a little paranoid about the endgame.
At this point, my friend says: “The Jesus freak chick is terrible, and I like the mullet chick.” This episode’s editing is kind of weird, in that I’m kind of digging Shambo here and not digging Natalie. Just something to think about, is all.
After the commercial we’re at the Samoan village, where an entire pig is being roasted for Shambo, Russ and Jaison. Jaison is his typical sunny self, talking about how everything has been completely terrible, up until this point. Shambo does a very impressive and gracious thing, toasting the entire village in a very tasteful manner. “This reward superceded my expectations,” Shambo said, in yet another masterful display of the English language typical of the cast this season.
The villagers start playing some sort of indigenous instrument (I believe they’re called “guitars”? Is that right?) as Jaison proclaims that it’s time to “get jiggy with it”. Yes, he really says it.
Back at camp, Brett suggests that they create a reward of their own by gathering snails, or something. It’s stupid. Brett, Natalie and Mick agree to this plan and put their hands together in that misleading gesture we all saw in the previews last week. Brett, Natalie, Mick and Mick’s ass crack wander around the beach, collecting snails and talking about the upcoming vote. Natalie says that while she’s been with Russell since Day One, it’s really difficult to balance “your heart and your head”, which I take to mean that it will be difficult to get rid of Brett. Prayer warriors have to stick together, you know, just like God Warriors.
Back at the reward, they’ve all gotten kind of drunk. They begin to question why Natalie chose Brett, and Russ tells them that he’s going to have to have a talk with Natalie when they get back to camp. They decide to get rid of Mick if Brett wins immunity, though this could very well be a ruse since Shambo’s there listening in and he’s the only other real candidate.
The next day everyone’s back together at camp. Russell tries to bring Natalie back into the fold, telling her that everyone freaked out when she picked Brett first at the reward challenge. She’s pretty adamant about telling him he has nothing to worry about. He tells her that the plan is to get rid of Brett, but that Mick is the second choice. Russell is all cocky about beating Brett. “He’s not faster than me, he’s not stronger than me. He’s a little punk, he’s 110 pounds.” Yes, because you’ve won…exactly zero challenges. Russell would tell us that he’s undefeated.
Immunity. There are a variety of objects in a clearing about 50 feet away from the starting line. The idea is to run out, count the objects, and bring the numbers back to the beginning, where they will be used to unlock and combination lock. Once the challenge starts, the strategies are different: some people count one or two things and run back, others (like Brett) stay out until they’ve memorized all the numbers. Mick and Jaison get all their numbers first, but Brett is able to get his lock open first, winning immunity for the second time in a row.
During the commercial, they begin the voting for the viewer prize during the reunion. Who the hell is going to win THAT this year? There’s no real clear cut favorite, so it could be anybody. I’m going to guess that Brett’s probably got the best shot, but we’ll see.
Back at camp, Mick’s ass crack is sad that Brett won immunity. Jaison pulls Russell aside and tells him that he’d rather get rid of Shambo, because they need Mick to try and beat Brett. As they discuss this, Shambo walks up and Jaison runs away, hilariously. Shambo is suspicious immediately, and Russell is all “We were just talking about how we need to get rid of Mick,” he says, covering pretty quickly. “He just told me that we’re getting rid of Mick, and he doesn’t want to talk about it anymore.” Ha!
Russell tells Mick that he wants to get rid of Shambo. He’s laying it on pretty thick, though: “Her breath stinks, and she talks to you like three inches from your face.” Mick picks up on this. “This is the first time I’ve ever heard you talk about her like this,” he says suspiciously, knowing he’s probably being worked over.
“If I keep Shambo around, she won’t put my name down, she can’t win any challenges, and she won’t get any votes at the end,” he says. “The only reason to keep Mick around is to get rid of Brett.” Also because his butt crack gets a vote too, making him worth two normal people.
Russell will also be wearing the immunity necklace to Tribal Council tonight; it is the last night he can use it. When they arrive, Probst points out that there are no real Galus to vote for, since Brett is immune and Shambo is essentially a member of Foa Foa. Shambo is all “Yeah, I’m a traitor,” she says, laughing at the douchebag Galus on the jury. Natalie points out that this is actually a reason to keep Shambo, since she won’t get any votes. Also because she’s a lot of fun to have around, you know? She’s just one of those people that’s fun to hang out with. Can’t you tell?
Jaison notes that Brett is the biggest threat since he’s stayed loyal the entire time. When Probst asks Brett what he’s strategy is, he’s like “Well, to win immunity, dummy.” Astute line of questioning there, Probst.
Time to vote! Shambo votes for Mick (with a smiley face, for some reason), and that’s the only one we see. Probst asks if anyone wants to play immunity, and Russell tells him, “I’m gonna keep it for a souvenir,” which really, really makes me wish they had thought to try and vote him out, because that would have been tasty indeed.
When the votes are read, there’s one for Shambo and one for Mick, and then the rest are for Shambo and she’s out. Kind of the wrong move by Russ (Mick made more sense, and why stop being cutthroat now, right?), but this is awesome because Shambo sucks.
Also, in Shambo’s “Survivor Family Moment” after her torch is extinguished, we see that it is very likely that her entire family is in possession of Rad Eighties Hair, because whoever it is, her sister or something, is rocking the hell out of a Tawny Kitaen style crimp and frizz. My kingdom for a screencap.
Sunday: the finale! Go…Russell? I guess? I really don’t give a shit this season, to be honest.
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What’s nice is that by now you people already know how I feel about certain things (jeebus, cough, cough) and also about others (nasty garden gnomes, cough cough), so I don’t have much to say, since I’ve been drinking all evening and now I’m tired and jeez, just can’t wait until this season is over.
Go Parvati!
Any chance that Brett was just going along with the whole Jesus thing to gain Natalie’s vote? Or maybe that was just wishful thinking on my part.
Today some idiot lady decided that although I was clearly waiting for her parking spot, she wanted to give it to some other random car driving down the street. Strange and bizarre, right? So I stayed where I was at as she insisted I move along. I did not make any kind of response, just stayed where I was at with my clicker on. Anyway, she came over to my window and said, “What you’re doing is not nice. I want to give this space to this other car. Where’s your Christmas spirit?!” I had a lot of things I could have said, but all I could get out at the time was, “I’m Jewish, bitch.” She promptly got in her car and left.
Why did I tell you that? I don’t know. But I thought it significant at the time. Really. I did.
BTW, loved, “It’s just like Ghost, but with a mullet instead of pottery.”
I read an interview with Laura where she said that she got to the show and realized that she knew Brett from her church, so something tells me he was serious….
The editors need to be fired. I knew Shambo was going from the first interview. Every episode they always give more time to the one person that is going to be voted off, it takes away some of the excitement of the show.
Did anyone notice in Shamwow’s goodbye message she said something along the lines of “Foa Foa has stuck together as a tribe and that’s the way it should be.” Ummm, if she’s giving them kudos for loyalty what does that say about her game play? I suspect that the 4 FF’s plan all along has been to be the final 4 then shoot it out. The editors certainly didn’t want to portray that angle because it would be too boring and predictable. If the FF do stay together until the end I would love it. I’m always amazed when teams have the numbers yet insist on voting off their own team members, weakening their position. Russell is very good at spinning things in a moments notice. There have been several times this season where he had to come up with a lie real quick and he’s always been able to do it. In that sense he’s been a good gamer. What’s with the editors showing Natalie’s underwear and all her panned down crotch shots? I’m glad I don’t have Hi-Def for those. Natalie seems to be losing it mentally after 34 days out there, she really seemed to be quite nutty. I suspect she will be embarassed by her prayers to Jesus to not drop coconuts after she eats and reflects a couple of months down the road.
dani2526: I loved your survivor skills with the annoying parking spot lady. I once had 2 guys in suits show up at my door. They had their hands behind their backs and when I answered they whipped out Bibles. They were Jehovah’s Witnesses, but before they could get a word out I said “I believe beings exist on Jupiter so I really don’t think we have anything to talk about and closed the door” They left.
Thanks for the laughs Schoonie!
In case you haven’t looked it up (or didn’t know), ShamWow is actually… drum roll please.. an ex-Marine, an ex-chef, and… how shall we say.. lesbanese.
http: // tinyurl.com / ybo9soh
They claim they’ve confirmed it with GLAAD, apparently the official lesbian administration. So the ring is either for her partner, or it’s to throw the men off her scent.
Schoonie, oh how you had me howling on this one!!! That whole intro is one for the record books!!!
The god god god-do me stuff usually bugs me to death, but in this case I was bored and hoping for a huge shakeup. Had Tivo troubles and missed chunks, and BION didn’t see Sham-wow going, but def knew she was lebanese–hair like that does not reside on the men lovers among us . . . just have to mention how f’in hot Russell is looking-OMG! ARG! Mr. D you must tell me all!!!
Seems like too many for final epi-but I guess . . . for interests sake, go Brett!
Schoonie,
How could you forget Jeff’s great line:
If anybody has an immunity idol around his neck and would like to play it…
I think Probst is really enjoying this season (aside from Russell S’s death scare). He seems to be chuckling more than usual.
I thought the huge sagging breasties were the real giveaway. ;-D
And judd…well, I’m consider myself a pretty open person about other people’s sexual preferences. (Because, frankly, I couldn’t care less who’s fucking who. Whom?)
But I have to question this fetish you seem to have developed for garden gnomes.
Tell me you weren’t laughing right out loud when they showed little Russell dancing. Between him and Jaison, it was like watching my 85-year-old neighbor’s front yard come to life. ;-D
I think Survivor’s casting crew goes out of its way to recruit these silly jesus freaks. I’m suspecting it’s because they’re jewish (better yet, athiests of jewish origin) and do this to have a good laugh.
I am going to do something I’ve never done before…and that’s make a comment before I’ve read the rest of the recap or even the comments. First of all Schoonie – word to all of the gross allusions to the mullet. And secondly, all of this bullshit prayer business…I work in a place where prayer is taken seriously – a convent (and no, I am not a nun – and yes Itchy I am cowering under your disdain) – and to the people I work with prayer is very serious. You know, the kind of thing where people call in and request prayers for someone dying of cancer…And all I always think every time I watch these shows is “Seriously, you think God’s gonna give a shit if you win this show?” There are people who have waaaay worse problems than you, get over yourself. K, back to the recap…
Not to worry, dude…my disdain is general, not personal, and is directed here at the idiots who choose to parade their idiocy on a reality television show, not at people in the real world who, yes, I do recognize can indeed be intelligent even as they cling to what I consider to be throwback superstitions to help get them through the day.
Itchy: Amen and hallelujah to that comment! “Finding God in a reality TV show is as useless as finding meaning in a Pauly Shore movie.”
YES I just quoted the movie ‘Clueless’ and yes I am aware of how badly I just left myself open for mockery..
Sidenote: Itchy, I don’t want us to start a religious debate, but I totes agree with everything you just said..’totes’ might take away from my legitimacy, but my point is, thinking God is helping you win means that you are CRAZY
I’d also like to point out the bullshit nature of the rope/coconut “challenge” –which was really all about being lucky and had nothing to do with skill or ability or whatever.
Which, I guess, is why praying for divine intervention made a bit of sense.
Random comments:
Shambo’s hair… What cracked me up about her saying she has had that hairstyle since 1986 is that EVEN IN 1986 it was outdated!! lol
Families… I have been wondering about where the families were myself. Especially as they usually tie that into the auction episode. I read Jeff’s blog after watching each episode and it hasn’t been mentioned. Maybe they just decided to not do it? I mean, he would probably have said something if there was something that had prevented it from happening, right?
The coconut challenge… On Jeff’s blog he said that this challenge actually took FOUR HOURS to complete and ended up throwing everything off schedule. As a result, the people on the reward got less time than they were supposed to get etc. (As a comparison, he said most non-endurance challenges take around 15 minutes)
The absolute funniest moment of that challenge was when Jaison let loose like a million coconuts. They are falling falling falling then they stop. There is a pause. And one drops. Really funny! And you could see on Jaison’s face he was like “Are you fucking kidding me?!”
The reward… Shoonie, you think Shambo’s toast was impressive and gracious? Well it might have been if she hadn’t fallen on her back with her legs spread to jeebus immediately afterwards. Kind of ruined the whole effect, in my opinion.
The un-reward… I disagree with you, Schoonie, about Brett’s idea to create their own reward. It wasn’t stupid. It was VERY smart. They had two options. They could have sat around bitching and moaning about what they were missing (which is what people usually do). Or they could have made the best of it. He suggested they make their own reward… gather food and sit around and relax together. Not only was it a day filled with positives instead of negatives, but it was a bonding experience with Natalie and Mick. You never know when those little things are going to matter. And given Brett’s situation, a lot of little things like that could help him in the long run.
I guess I am officially rooting for Brett, though like most of you, I don’t really care who wins. This season has partly been sucky (ie not getting to know anyone on the show except Shambo and Russell) and partly great (four people who were greatly out numbered are positioned to possibly be the final four). Overall, I’m satisfied with it and looking forward to the all star season. The fact that no one on that season would have been able to watch this season will be interesting. None of them will know what a resourceful snake Russell has been. I think it will be a good season.
Thanks for another hysterical recap, Schoonie! Finale tonight!
I have imagined many things about Shambo, but not her living with a bunch of animals. Now I can’t stop thinking about that. Thanks Schoon.
I really don’t give a shit who wins this season.
I agree with Snooty. I liked the “reward” for the losers. I think I would’ve preferred that to spending an evening with Russell and Shambo.
I know I’m in the minority, but I’ve enjoyed this season.
I guess I’m rooting for Brett or maybe Mick/Jaison to win.
Here’s hoping Mick and Jaison actually scheme tonight to vote Russell out.
The whole thing about SHAMBO’s hair was funny, Mister. Especially, the comment that Brett “really wants to win.”
Loved, Loved, Loved King Russell dancing and getting “jiggy.”
I just wish Russell had been dancing in a THONG and the song that was playing was TEQUILA.
Any of the FFs for the win.
Oh, this week’s TV GUIDE gives Russell a “CHEER” and says, “Cheers to the ultimate player, Survivor Samoa’s crafty Russell Hantz for bringing a sense of fun back to the reality game. A master manipulator and endlessly quotable trash-mouth, Russell transcends the typical villain stereotype with an unabashed love for Survivor sport and an uncanny ability to find immunity idols. And he blindsides rivals with the best of them, “Am I that damn good?” he cackles. Yes, Russell, you are.”
TV Guide (12/21/2009 p. 24)
Ah yes, TVGuide. Now there’s an arbiter of excellence.
And Reader’s Digest is our time’s Shakespeare, of course.
I’d call him a Trash Talker, but not a trashmouth.
I just want to see the reunion. Are these people going to hold a grudge about the crap he said behind their backs?
In that sense, thank you, Russell. You did make this season more fun to watch. Imagine how dreary and drippy it would have been without him.
I figured you would like that Itchy.
It will all be over soon Itchy.
Well, until ALL STARS! GO ALL STAR RUSSELL! Just when I think I’m going to have to go through Russell withdrawal — I remember –THERE WILL BE MORE OF HIM SOON!
I have enjoyed this season so much. Thank you, Jesus.
Well, it’s been a long while since I’ve been infatuated with a reality tv character, so, okay, I admit it, I’m just a wee bit jealous…
Do you think he’ll shave before the all-stars, or is he going to keep rockin’ that garden gnome look?
I don’t get CBS calling Russel the “most evil player ever” in the promos for the show. He’s annoying and sexist but that’s about it. If he wasn’t there this season would be boooooring.
I think Shambo went on a week-long bender back in 1986 (maybe after getting out of the Marine Corp) and spent it watching Mel Gibson movies. Then she had an epiphany when she saw the Feral Kid’s hairdo in the Road Warrior. Just sayin’.
I just read Jeff’s thoughts on the final contestants, and thought all of you would like to read them as well.
It can be found on People’s website, but I’m not sure if I can post links here.
Here are his comments:
Probst decided to write for PEOPLE how each contestant will be remembered IF they become the 19th season’s sole survivor. Here’s how the host sees it through his crystal ball:
Russell Hantz: Like him or not, he will go down as the greatest player of all time. Period.
Mick Trimming: He’ll take his money, marry his fiancée, and will most likely never be asked back on Survivor.
Natalie White: She will join Jenna Morasca, Danni Boatwright and Parvati Shallow as the 4th “hot woman” to win Survivor and will most definitely be asked back for a future all-star season.
Jaison Robinson: He will be regarded as one of the most well-spoken winners and will be remembered for his keeping his integrity intact while playing a very dirty game.
Brett Clouser: As nice as he is, people will not remember Brett, Brett will not be asked back again, and Brett probably won’t care.
Natalie White: She will join Jenna Morasca, Danni Boatwright and Parvati Shallow as the 4th “hot woman” to win Survivor and will most definitely be asked back for a future all-star season
reading that comment above makes me think Natalies wins it all.. which makes sense upon reflection.. she has bonded with Brett, and Laura when she came over to Foa Foa..if she is in final three or two against any one (including Russell) she will win…
you read it here first..