The Power of One

Survivor

By B-Side | Wednesday, April 20, 2005 | 1:37 am | 32 Comments

stephenieSurvivor has officially launched into traditional scheming mode. After weeks of increasingly compelling domination by Koror, the two tribes have merged into one, thus ending the sad bloodletting of Ulong. Now the knives have come out, and we’ve suddenly been jarred back to reality – or at least reality television. The happy home that was Koror has now vanished in favor of petty scheming and spiteful backstabbing. And I couldn’t be happier. Alliances, mistrust, and greed is what this game’s all about. The Ulong experiment was fun, but now it’s time to get down to business.Of course, just because a merge was on the horizon didn’t mean that Mark Burnett was going to let Steph off the hook easily. Before she could join her rival team, she first had to endure a lonesome night on the beach with nary a teammate or painted volleyball to keep her company. To highlight her plight, Mark Burnett was sure to kick off the episode with the provocative image of a statuesque crab sitting on the evening beach. Ah yes, the crab intro. Always a favorite of mine. But unlike the usual skittish crustaceans frantically scampering across the midnight sand, this crab had a pensive quality about it which was further underscored as it quietly tiptoed off the screen as if to say “I must go now. Be well, America.”

As the mysterious crab receded into the darkness of Pulau, Steph came stumbling out of the woods looking lost, confused, and still so damn sexy. She immediately tended to her fire and expressed concern over sleeping, lest her flames die out. Why the fretting? Didn’t you JUST beat Bobby Jon in a kindling competition? Nevertheless, Steph did eventually catch some shut-eye, and the next morning she got to work experiencing her own personal Island of the Blue Dolphins. The first order of business: staring at the ocean. The show then cut to some massive waves heading her way. Great. Another tsunami. Actually, it turned out to be just random footage of waves that were probably three inches tall. Steph seemed unconcerned as she turned her attention to a coconut which she inefficiently hacked open with the help of a machete. Hmmm… In some ways this was really cool to watch. And in other ways, it was a little lame. It probably would have been more compelling had Steph devolved into a ravenous beast, or maybe Jody Foster in Nell.

Thankfully, we moved onto Koror which was on the verge of self-destruction. Grim, scary music played as we found our serial winners huddled around the picnic table in the grips of boredom and malaise. Ian donned a bizarre makeshift hat which did the unthinkable: made him look more goofy. I really thought he had already reached the nadir of cartoony awkwardness, but I was wrong. Anyway, the lanky dolphin trainer complained to us in an interview that various people around the camp were starting to annoy him. Would tart Katie be one of them? No. Instead, Ian directed his disapproval towards Janu. “She’s like the dysfunctional aunt who lives in the attic,” he explained. Wait, what? Does Ian keep his aunt in his attic? That hardly seems therapeutic. I don’t want to even know how many severed dolphin heads are in his freezer.

sensual_massageStill, crazy Aunt Millie in the attic be damned; Ian had more axes to grind. “Coby got kind of this attitude about him,” said Ian. “He’s become the pouter of the tribe.” Funny. I was going to say he’d become the Miss Thang of the tribe. I guess they’re not mutually exclusive. Speaking of Coby, he was off in the water giving Caryn an all too sensual head scrubbing with the Pantene Pro-V. The two talked strategy, but I couldn’t help but notice Caryn’s disturbingly erotic reactions to the shampoo in her sensibly short, proto-feminist hair. “Proto-feminist”. I don’t even know what that means. It just sounded right. Anyway, Coby bitched and moaned that he had been doing all the work while the girls had just sat back and acted cute (Jenn), withered away (Janu), or swung vines into walls (Katie). The guys weren’t innocent either. Coby accused them of “pretend fishing”: staring at hooks and fantasizing about fish, but not actually going out and catching anything. It’s funny: I pretend fish all the time. Except instead of hooks, I stare at my wallet, and instead of fish, I fantasize about money.

Meanwhile, over at Ulong – or Stephville featuring Mayor Steph and her sidekick, Sheriff Palm Frond – our solo worker was busy trying to conquer nature, or specifically, a coconut tree. She poked, shook, and even climbed this fruit-bearing plant, but alas, she only managed to wrangle in one more coconut. Luckily for her, a brand new piece of Tree Mail arrived via the Tree Postal Service. Steph weeped tears of joy as she learned it was finally time for her to join the Koror tribe. “It’s a merge! I’m gonna have friends!” she exclaimed. Steph, you’ve been alone for twelve hours. Let’s not be overdramatic. Nevertheless, she gathered her belongings, kicked Sheriff Palm Frond to the side, and headed over to Koror, triumphantly sneering, “See you later, Poo-Long!” Wow, I didn’t know people talked like that outside of 1980s teen comedies.

Koror was immediately energized as Steph docked her outrigger on their shores. I can certainly understand. Prior to Stephenie’s arrival, the afternoon’s main entertainment had come from watching Janu sniff a flower. Anyway, the tribe welcomed its new member with open arms as everyone cooed “Heyyyyy!!!!” Yay! New member! NOW LET’S VOTE HER OFF!

Stephenie got right down to business as she quickly stripped off her nasty Ulong buff and wrapped a shiny, new Koror rag around her boobies. Then it was time to have a heart to heart with the girls, including Jenn who appeared to have just returned from the Palau day spa. The girls quickly filled Steph’s ears with sweet nothings, especially Katie who seemed to sprout an instant she-crush. “Everyone loves you,” she said, adding “Especially ME. You still think I’m the prettiest right? We’ll always be sisters! Sisters ’til the DEATH!! Now let’s ditch blondie and drive to New Mexico!” Katie then pulled out a knife and held it to Jenn’s neck. But then Jenn smiled and the knife evaporated into starlight.

Of course, we weren’t the only ones who noticed Katie’s mild infatuation with Stephenie. Island observer Coby immediately honed in on it, stating that “Katie shot up Steph’s butt!” Insert Ian/Tom joke here.

Just when the gossiping was getting good, some of those pesky Survivor natives paddled in. Coby became immediately incensed as Tom happily greeted the tribesmen (real tribesmen, not James and Bobby Jon) and implemented his phony laugh. I kind of felt like Tom was being sincere, but Coby was clearly on some bitchy rant, and who was I to stop him? This was a reality show, after all. Please, bitch away.

Anyway, the natives said they would teach the clueless Americans how to fish, prompting Tom to reach into his bag of clichés and say “Give a man to fish, and he eats for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he eats for a lifetime.” He then added, “I say this only because people in glass houses shouldn’t throw stones, but hey, that’s the way the cookie crumbles.”

Our first petty conflict soon arose as the native dudes offered to teach the guys how to fish. Coby wanted to learn, but only two guys could go. That didn’t stop the über-clique of Tom, Ian, and Gregg from jumping on the outrigger. As a result, Coby became extremely upset (READ: passive aggressive) as he resolved to stay back with the girls and learn how to bait hooks. To add insult to injury, the guys wouldn’t just leave. Tom then stuck around to teach all the women how to bait, causing Coby to nearly lose it. Finally, the hairdresser insisted that he would teach the women and scoffed Tom out to open sea where the only person he could talk down to would be the camera man.

With happy Survivor music playing, the guys learned how to reel in the seafood, and even I was impressed when Tom seemed to catch what appeared to be a giant whale. Good god! That thing is huge! Oh wait. The camera was just really, really zoomed in. Turns out Tom’s fish was but a mere scrap, worthy of Bobby Jon’s talents. Seriously, though. It looked like a goliath!

nativeThat evening, the tribe ate its fish feast, and to the delight of everyone, the natives brought along some crazy rum. As usual, Caryn was quite excited (we all remember her laughing fits a few weeks ago the first time she consumed alcohol). The real story here though was Tom who turned out to be an utter lightweight. After two cups of rum, he nearly keeled over and rolled into the surf. Yes, he committed the cardinal sin of Survivor: he got drunkity drunk. First we had the slurry words, then the uneven balance, and finally, the embarrassing stumble and fall. Congrats Tom. You just undid all the machismo you’d so gallantly accumulated this season.

The next morning, Coby continued to harp on Tom’s fake laughs and mannerisms. He finally decided to pull Stephenie away from the pack (or at least Katie) and lay out all the gossip. A man driven to the edge, Coby sadly did this without any finesse, ultimately raising the ire of one Tart-N-Plump Katie, but at that point, he didn’t even care. He just wanted to gossip for the love of god. So what was so pressing that he just HAD to tell Stephenie: Gregg and Jenn have a secret alliance that will betray Tom and Ian, Jenn wants to vote you off because she’s jealous of you, and Katie has back hair. I’m pretty sure he made the last one up. I hope.

In true Survivor fashion, Stephenie immediately reported all this back to the gals who vehemently denied everything. Jenn wrote off Coby’s allegation with a nervous laugh that seemed to say “Just turn around so I can see where to put the knife.” Just to make sure that Steph still felt okay, Tom came over and told her she was safe. You see, without even doing much, she was in a secret alliance with Tom, Ian, and Katie. Ah yes. Beautiful, beautiful scheming. So nice to have it back.

Soon it was time for the immunity challenge, which was an old retread of the ever popular stand-on-a-pole-until-you-die gambit. Settling in for a fun evening of standing absolutely still, Probst reclined happily in a lawn chair and watched his minions suffer on their posts. Ian gave us all the chills as he threatened to go naked for some peanut butter and chocolate – à la Jenna and Heidi on Survivor: Amazon, but we were thankfully spared of this horrific site when the gawky dolphin trainer cracked a goofy grin and kept his clothes securely draped on his skeletal frame.

After some time, Probst eventually threw the first temptation at his pliant castaways: a donut. In one of their stupider strategic moves, Coby and Janu flopped into the water and chased down that donut as if it were the first piece of food they’d had in three years. Minutes later, as he took a wet perch next to Probst, Coby relished his sugary confection, happily gloating in front of his teammates. Katie for one was not happy, and she accused the two of either wanting to go home or thinking they were above going home. Katie, just shut your prissy trap already.

With time still tickin’ and Probst getting tired, the producers decided to up the ante a little bit by offering up some chocolate chip cookies. Suddenly a roar of desperation overtook the Survivors as everyone minus Tom and Steph plunged into the water and raced for those cookie. I don’t blame them. They looked good. I was ready to jump in the water too, except I was, you know, sitting in my living room. Anyway, it was down to Steph and Tom, but no Survivor was a match for the glistening pizza Probst brought out next. Steph quickly caved and gave up immunity for the pizza, leaving Tom the victor once again. That was pretty dumb.

After the challenge, the team headed straight to Tribal Council where Jeff got to probe the contestants some more. He asked Jenn if Koror has gotten competitive now, and she simply smiled and said “We have a little bit of that competitiveness.” She added, “I poop rainbows!”

As for Janu, she full on fessed up to the tribe that she sucked and braced for possible elimination. Well, if there’s anything we know about Survivor, the person who claims he or she is going, most definitely stays. I guess it’s curtains for Steph then. Oh, but wait. She just said that she regrets her pizza decision. She thinks she’ll go. Hmmm… Wait a second. This episode has been all about Coby’s increased friction with the tribe. I guess that means that… yup, Coby was voted out with a near unanimous vote. Truthfully, this wasn’t very much of a surprise. He overplayed his cards this episode, forgetting that no one likes a bitch.

“It was a great compliment,” he said as he left. Huh? Was he being sarcastic? No. He explained in his exit interview that being voted out was a testament to his status as a threat. Yeah, okay, whatever it takes to make you feel better. Truthfully though, I’m sad to see him go. Coby has not only been funny, but he’s been an excellent commentator on tribe life. I guess we’ll just have to listen to Ian’s annoying insights, which I’ll assume don’t include soap, deodorant, or toothpaste.

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32 Comments

  1. 1
    jack
    Posted April 20, 2005 at 6:19 am

    silly coby. if he’d just played nice and kept his mouth shut for one or two more weeks, he might have been able to help greg flip the tables on tom and ian. instead, he’s out on his ass, thanks to a bitchy attitude and a bad case of high schoolish jock envy. what makes coby even more of a loser is that he blew it for greg and jenn, too, by telling steph about their plan to eventually turn on tom and ian, and then adding ever so gleefully, ‘jenn hates you.’ IDIOT!

    as for tom, while he disgraced himself and his Irish brethren by going down as if he’d just broken the house record for whiskey sours at the white horse tavern, he still managed to shake it off and dominate the next day’s challenge, per usual. like my old man used to say: if you make it to work on time, you’re not an alcoholic.

    love the new random page banners, b-side–that ‘disgusting act by randy moss’ shot is a keeper, as is the creepy shot of that poser on american idol.

  2. 2
    Lady J
    Posted April 20, 2005 at 6:58 am

    Actually it was Stephenie and Caryn who hung in until the 5-second pizza opportunity. I was shocked when she dove for that sucker. Stephenie had just said that morning that going hungry would be worth it if she won. Also, she said she wasn’t a quitter. That statement was contradicted by “I knew Tom wasn’t gonna give up.” She could at least have gone the distance.

  3. 3
    Ashes
    Posted April 20, 2005 at 7:11 am

    Coby never had this game as figured out as he believed he did. He thought he knew everything going on, but he didn’t know that Steph had a pre-existing bond with Tom and Ian. He even said that he was getting to her first, a big, false assumption. He thought that he was independent and strong, but he was mostly whiny, frustrating to live with, catty, and one step behind on strategy. He could have been a good player (he was usually good at challenges, except for being the first to jump for just a donut) but he just didn’t have the game figured out.

  4. 4
    Ashes
    Posted April 20, 2005 at 7:17 am

    “Coby wanted to learn, but only two guys could go. That didn’t stop the über-clique of Tom, Ian, and Gregg from jumping on the outrigger.”

    Too bad you missed the part where Coby immediately said “I will stay and do bait” when the natives said that only 2 people could go out in the outrigger. Coby wanted to learn only after he had volunteered to stay behind and the others took him at his word. Tom asked the natives if 3 could go, and they said yes, but that was after Coby had said he wanted to stay and do bait.

  5. 5
    SaveFerris
    Posted April 20, 2005 at 8:04 am

    Awesome “Island of the Blue Dolphins” reference, B-side. Brings me back to my 4th grade class at Harbor View Elementary in CdM and all the girls who cried when we read it in class. (oddly, that sobfest was followed by a reading of “Where the Red Fern Grows”, which made everyone cry)

  6. 6
    Rick D.
    Posted April 20, 2005 at 10:38 am

    I have a feeling we’re going to be seeing Steph for a while yet on this season. And that makes me happy in my pants. J/K. But she is so hot. I think she has what it takes to make the final two or three. She does what she needs to do to win, and stays off of the radar the rest of the time. I’m hoping she wins it all, but am not sure she will.

    Rick D.

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    America's Next Top Fan
    Posted April 20, 2005 at 11:15 am

    At this point who cares. This show has gotten bad, fast and I really tried to give it a go. Except Stephanie there’s no other likeable character on the show and she’ll be voted off in a couple weeks anyway. This show has gotten so bad that Burnett is going to banish a losing tribe member to an island. Now that’s bad. Did he suddenly get the idea from Ulongs poor performance? With other quality reality shows on like AR, ANTM, Apprentice and Town Haul (yes Town Haul) Survivor is just not a must see anymore.

  8. 8
    Ashes
    Posted April 20, 2005 at 12:53 pm

    ANTF, I also like Town Haul! I’m all about reality shows that are based on decorating and renovating (but without as much cheese factor as Extreme Home Makeover.)

  9. 9
    moonman
    Posted April 20, 2005 at 12:56 pm

    Janu was also left standing with Tom and Steph. Steph and Janu jumped in for the pizza. I know these people have not had any real food for a while, but damn, they jumped off for donuts and cookies.

    Colby is smart in a way. He knew he was never going to win the whole thing. Why not get voted off to be the first member of the jury and not have to worry about living on a beach with no food and people you dont like?

    Honestly, Survivor is still more watchable than the Apprentice. Jeff is a better host hands down.

  10. 10
    moonman
    Posted April 20, 2005 at 12:58 pm

    Sorry, Coby, not colby.

  11. 11
    Rick D.
    Posted April 20, 2005 at 1:58 pm

    Actually moonman, Janu jumped off with Coby to get the donuts. It was Caryn that was left with Steph and Tom at the end. She and Steph jumped off for the pizza.

    Rick D.

  12. 12
    America's Next Top Fan
    Posted April 20, 2005 at 1:58 pm

    Ashes, I’m not a home makeover show type of viewer but I caught Town Haul by accident on one of the marathon days and I couldn’t turn it off. It is soooo goooood!!! My Tivo is set for Saturday nights now!

    Mark Burnett should go to some of these towns and just hand pick people to be on the island like Town Haul does. These folks are that unique and honory. Plus I like the host and all the carpenters and landscape guys. Cool show.

  13. 13
    America's Next Top Fan
    Posted April 20, 2005 at 1:58 pm

    Ashes, I’m not a home makeover show type of viewer but I caught Town Haul by accident on one of the marathon days and I couldn’t turn it off. It is soooo goooood!!! My Tivo is set for Saturday nights now!

    Mark Burnett should go to some of these towns and just hand pick people to be on the island like Town Haul does. These folks are that unique and honory. Plus I like the host and all the carpenters and landscape guys. Cool show.

  14. 14
    America's Next Top Fan
    Posted April 20, 2005 at 2:00 pm

    Sorry about the reposts. Mozilla crashed on me several times.

  15. 15
    bonggargler
    Posted April 20, 2005 at 2:24 pm

    No it was Caryn and Stephenie that jumped for the pizza…Janu had jumped for the donut.

  16. 16
    yourmom
    Posted April 20, 2005 at 7:03 pm

    I love you B-Side.

  17. 17
    joslyn
    Posted April 20, 2005 at 7:46 pm

    Now what’s this Town Haul show? Never heard of it. What channel is it on? What’s it about? Please share.

  18. 18
    Ashes
    Posted April 21, 2005 at 6:23 am

    Joslyn,

    Town Haul is on TLC. Genevieve, a designer from Trading Spaces, is the host. She leads a team into a small town and helps revitalize it. They did a town in New York last time and then South Carolina. They refurbish old buildings that are important to the town, like the diners and barber shops that are hang-outs, and they build parks and other new things to keep the small town main street strong. Each project has a project manager from the town, and most of the workers are from the town. It’s a “changing lives” kind of theme, but it’s not as emotionally over-the-top as Extreme Home Makeover. It comes on Saturday nights.

  19. 19
    Papercuts!
    Posted April 21, 2005 at 10:47 am

    At this point, I’m going out on a limb to predict that Tom will win every Immunity challenge through the end. He is seriously the most competent castaway since Michael Skupin.

  20. 20
    bonggargler
    Posted April 21, 2005 at 11:33 am

    Are you referring to the guy who sucked in an ember and then had to be airlifted out? Umm, don’t get me wrong, I felt bad for the guy (although he seemed like he was going a little more Lord of the Flies than I would be comfortable with), but that doesn’t seem overly competent to me…

  21. 21
    Ashes
    Posted April 21, 2005 at 12:00 pm

    Papercuts, I agree, and I hope Tom is wary of getting too close to the fire!

  22. 22
    Duckie
    Posted April 21, 2005 at 1:33 pm

    Steph is hot — total complete 100% hotness — but she sure is dumb in the head. I was flabbergasted when she jumped into the water for that pizza. She is so lucky she’s still in the game. I feel somewhat lucky too because I still get to look at her hotness.

    One thing though. Did anyone notice how Steph is like 50 shades darker than any of the other whiteys in Koror? Wow that girl can tan. It’s freaky. (But hot!)

  23. 23
    Rick D.
    Posted April 21, 2005 at 3:18 pm

    Duckie, I’m going to guess that Steph knew she wasn’t going home last week. The way that it was pretty much unanimous that Coby got voted out. I’m guessing that it was talked about long before immunity that Coby was the one getting voted out. She knew she was safe, and saw an oppurtunity to do two things. She stroked Tom’s ego, and got half of a freaking pizza.

    Rick D

  24. 24
    America's Next Top Fan
    Posted April 21, 2005 at 7:34 pm

    So much for stroking Tom’s ego. He threw Steph under a bus tonight.

  25. 25
    yourmom
    Posted April 21, 2005 at 9:28 pm

    No shit. I totaly lost respect for Tom tonight. Stephanie deserves to win sooooo much more than anyone else there. That girl busts her ass all the time. Katie, Jenn, Caryn all those bitches need to go.

  26. 26
    America's Next Top Fan
    Posted April 21, 2005 at 9:30 pm

    With Town Haul these 3 guys and the host spend a whole month in one town doing like 5 or 6 huge projects. It’s amazing that they get anything done on time. It’s not like your everyday rehab or makeover show. I haven’t seen anything like it. But the best part are characters like twin sisters Babs & Dabs and the Chocolate Cowboy. Or the kid who was made project manager for the playground and was just hell to deal with.

  27. 27
    jack
    Posted April 22, 2005 at 6:56 am

    yeah, tom blew it. when greg insisted on voting out steph, he and ian should have gone straight to steph and said ‘double-secret alliance bet. us 3 to the end, and let’s get rid of greg.’ steph’s tough, but is she tougher to beat than greg, who also happens to have jenn in his pocket?

    i really like tom and ian, but those guys are crappy liars, and if you can’t lie convincingly on survivor, you’re screwed. it was so obvious that janu would quit if given the chance. i can’t believe how poorly the boys played. if they knew they were going to boot steph, they should have kissed janu’s ass to make sure she wouldn’t give up and walk out instead of treating her like a nuisance. instead, they gave janu the satisfaction of screwing their alliance AND getting out of the wilderness and away from a bunch of people who treated her like crap anyway.

  28. 28
    Ashes
    Posted April 22, 2005 at 1:11 pm

    Jack, the problem for Tom and Ian was that they didn’t necessarily have the numbers to turn on Greg. Greg has Jen, and Tom and Ian had to worry there was a chance Katie would follow Jen instead of sticking with them and Steph. Even with Katie, that’s 4 votes. Caryn and Janu were the only other 2 votes, meaning that Tom and Ian could have been walking into a 4-4 tie if Greg could get Caryn and Janu to vote for Steph. With Janu wanting to leave, it might have been hard to convince Katie and Caryn (and Janu) to vote for Greg. I agree that Tom and Ian should have tried something rather than let Greg dictate the game, but Tom and Ian both had to be thinking about the numbers and the chance that Steph might haunt them because she could beat them in challenges and is popular (a deadly combination in the final 4.)

  29. 29
    Ashes
    Posted April 22, 2005 at 1:14 pm

    Also, yourmom, “deserve” is a tricky word. Should you keep a player who can beat you in the game because they “deserve” it or should you use strategy when you can to get rid of stronger players who are threats? Survivor isn’t about who is the better person and deserves something, it’s about who outlasts, outwits, and outplays. Part of that includes picking off those who can hurt you. That said, I hope Steph makes final 4, but not because she “deserves” it but because she is a good player who makes it happen. If she makes it happen, she deserves it.

  30. 30
    jack
    Posted April 22, 2005 at 1:49 pm

    i disagree, ashes. my whole point was that tom and ian should have kept stephanie and gotten rid of greg. i don’t see katie disagreeing with that call. she has been edited as being far more loyal to tom and ian than to jenn. janu would have changed her tune if the others had sucked it up for the purposes of strategy and tried to keep her happy and optimistic. The bungling of the plan to oust steph could have been avoided if they had kissed janu’s butt instead of ostracizing her.

    either way, greg, tom, and ian were all idiots at tribal council and leading up to it, because they did not effectively disguise the plan to vote out steph. ian all but told her she was going when they were chatting around camp before leaving. greg lectured everybody about his ‘long term plans’ and tried to justify himself to stephanie, forgetting that she was still in the game and capable of pleading her own case, which she did effectively, motivating probst to badger janu into quitting before the vote. tom simply couldn’t lie to steph’s face, and more or less admitted that he was voting against her.

    i like all those guys, but they deserve swift vengeance for playing so poorly. i hope steph goes all the way; she is a kickass chick.

  31. 31
    Ashes
    Posted April 22, 2005 at 2:36 pm

    Jack, like I said, I agree that Tom and Ian shouldn’t have let Greg dictate that night’s vote. But from their point of view (not edited, not seeing conversations they weren’t part of) they could have had a real worry that Katie was loyal to Jenn (given how often those 2 are together around camp) and that Caryn would vote with Katie and Jenn, giving Greg 4 votes for his plan. They should have tried something, but I don’t think they are total jerks for thinking they didn’t have the numbers. Plus, Tom and Ian formed the alliance with Katie, Greg, and Jenn with the plan of going to final 5 then going 3 against 2 on Greg and Jenn, which is a good plan, numbers-wise. They just didn’t do a good job of reconciling the Steph plan with the Greg and Jenn plan or, like you said, of at least keeping Steph in the dark until votes were read. Of course, keeping her in the dark would have had its own dangers, as she would then be on the jury.

  32. 32
    Victoria
    Posted April 22, 2005 at 9:05 pm

    Why does everyone make such a big deal about making it to the Final Four? The game isn’t won then.
    And for the love of God, why didn’t Steph tell Tom and Ian about Gregg’s plan to get the numbers and then turn on Tom and Ian? Remember when Coby told her about it last week?
    And what happened to the days when people voted off who they wanted? There wasn’t as much of this unanimous vote business. The vote would be divided and there would be some suspense.

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