Teen Mom 2 Minicap: Best Episode Ever


By Madelyne27 | | 2:04 pm | 16 Comments
Posted in: Recaps, Teen Mom

Best episode ever… loved it all…. sadly have manual labor to take care of at home, so full recap will come up soon.

Kailyn shouldn’t have pressed charges.

Leah shouldn’t be a mother.

Jenelle can’t keep a man.

Chelsea is orange.

p.s. i hate my friends.

Madelyne27

It's never too soon. It's never too far. And it's never the wrong time.

16 Comments

  1. 1
    Suebrz
    Posted February 26, 2013 at 2:46 pm

    I wish I could appear in an episode. I would have them all arrested and sterilized while incarcerated.

  2. 2
    Catherine
    Posted February 26, 2013 at 4:21 pm

    I would die to see a tally of how many people jenelle throws out of her house/ terminates a living situation

  3. 3
    Posted February 26, 2013 at 6:26 pm

    Leah got so upset from Corey calling her up wanting to tra that she pulled off her red and pink acrylics.

    Because by the time Jeffrey got home she had short natural nails with no polish.

  4. 4
    ashley24
    Posted February 26, 2013 at 7:52 pm

    Of all the moms Jenelle gets on my nerves the most. You can tell all the babies are bonded with their mom except Jenelle and Jace. Jace has no mother or father. How is that going to affect him growing up? He’s going to be “that kid” with all the mommy/daddy issues.

    Jenelle will never be a mom to him. I really feel for that little boy. Sort of makes me wanna cry thinking about it. His mom is a drive away and she couldn’t care any less about him. He should’ve been placed for adoption. At least he would have had a chance with a mom and dad..some siblings, a normal life!! :(

  5. 5
    Chicken Lips
    Posted February 26, 2013 at 8:26 pm

    Dude – I think Corey is totally screwing with Leah. She is so freakin’ stupid I’d screw with her just for funsies.

    Leah is lucky that she got married and popped out a puppy before this aired and Jeremy saw how she really felt.

  6. 6
    laurenb52
    Posted February 26, 2013 at 10:34 pm

    Corey really irritated me with that phone call to Leah. Do something already! Get back together! so you call her and tell her that and say ‘I just wanted you to know’. I think he’s trying to mess up her and Jeremy’s relationship even though he doesn’t necessarily want to get back together. Maybe a few hook ups or something.

    Jenelle is awful. Was it necessary to antagonize Gary that way when he was already leaving? Ofcourse I will never condone abuse in any form, but it sort of seems like Jenelle does everything she can to escalate a situation that she knows is already volatile so that if someone DOES explode she can then use it against them and be the victim. I can see no other reason that EVERY dude she’s ever been with has allegedly beat her.

    Was Chelsea in this episode? I forgot all about her segments. Hair school right?

    And Kailyn. . .*sigh*. I do NOT want to be that person who automatically sides against the woman in domestic abuse situations. I tend to believe that even if the woman has some part in escalating the situation, the man should be held to a higher standard of restraint. But I just have a feeling this whole fight with Jo happened the way he told it. Or that atleast his side was MORE truthful than hers. She is such a bitter betty. I understand her issues, being completely alone with no support but she is really manipulative and when that doesn’t work in her favor she does what she can to make the person she’s fighting with miserable.

  7. 7
    rebecca pressley
    Posted February 26, 2013 at 11:01 pm

    you can tell when Janelle is changing Poles because she talks in monotone with her eyes closed or open and fixed.
    Why would Torie tell Janelle she screwed Gary?? I bet she can kiss her bail money goodbuy!

  8. 8
    Pippin
    Posted February 27, 2013 at 5:57 am

    So many questions:
    Why is Chelsea’s room always so messy?
    Why is Chelsea’s face the colour of Cheetos? (My captcha is white as snow hahaha)
    What kind of special tricks in the bedroom does Leah perform to keep these guys on such a leash?
    Why is Oatmeal such a hypocrite? Who are all these new Megans?
    Why Janelle… Just why?

    I did love this ep though :D

  9. 9
    JudgyWudgy
    Posted February 27, 2013 at 6:10 am

    In Kailyn’s defense (although make no mistake, I agree that she is being quite the little hypocrite), she apparently doesn’t like Vee because of things she was airing on Twitter (HATE. TWITTER.) and I don’t think Kail’s boyfriends were exhibiting that kind of behavior. Plus, it’s so painfully obvious that she’s terrified that her son will choose other people over her just like her mom did. But she’s going about everything all the wrong ways.

  10. 10
    Dell
    Posted February 27, 2013 at 6:21 am

    OMG…….my thoughts…..
    Leah—I am guessing either walks around with a mattress strapped to her back at all times, or she can suck a golf ball thru a garden hose, that’s why all they find her so irresistible..(GAG)

    Chelsea–apparently Daddy is not footing the bill for molly maids to clean up after his oompa loopa lazy sweat pant wearing off-spring! Why go to hair school.? her hair is a hot mess to say the least!

    Kailyn–jealous much and double standard moonpie face! Funny how SloJo’s Dad picked right up on her being mad because he is not jealous….I totally think she blew all of it was out of control. Kail did try and put a PFA on her mom’s boyfriend way back when

    Jenelle–OMG! WTF! I totally agree that she escalates every situation to violence so she can play victim,and for real I wish Babs would just slap the snot right out her, next time she screams at her or in poor Jace’s ear…reach over and give her a handful of shut the hell up!

  11. 11
    S-Natch S-Natch
    Posted February 27, 2013 at 7:46 am

    Goggles FTW in this episode – could have squished her to death in the restaurant – calling out the screaming banshee that is her sister!

  12. 12
    dallasboo
    Posted February 27, 2013 at 8:12 am

    How many times has Barb helped Jenelle move???? Obviously Jenelle did not return the favor- she had yet to see Barb’s new house. Such a selfish loser. And I agree with the post re: her role as a mom. She does NOTHING for Jace. NOTHING. He should have been put up for adoption…..but Barb seems to be doing everything she can to provide a stable and loving home and at her age in life she does not deserve this nonsense.

  13. 13
    considerthis
    Posted February 27, 2013 at 8:26 am

    Knock Knock – Who’s there? It’s KARMA bitches

    Chelsea Karma – has to go to school 8 hours a day EVERY day. Aubree RAN from her to get to day care. Why does she keep bragging to random Megan’s about her and Adam’s ooops sex? She is so proud that she might be knocked up again.

    Janelle Karma – You slept with you friends boyfriend WHILE you had a boyfriend and they were an ESTABLISHED couple and though he might be Jace’s dad. Gary bangin a random before you two started dating is SO not the same thing.

    Leah Karma – How does it feel to be jerked around? It was OK when you banged your ex 3 days before your wedding but boo hoo when it comes to you. Did Jeremy sustain a head injury that has erased his abilty to get pissed off? I have never seen somebody take as big a shit on another person and them take it???

    Kail Karma – By (imo) crying wolf and bringing the drama you have created an (imo) insurmountable rift between yourself, Jo and his family. Thus ending the dream of you all reuniting and them trying to support the balance of ISsac having the best of both worlds balance. Congrats on doing the impossible by making me feel sorry for mad-duck.

  14. 14
    chaosbutterfly
    Posted February 27, 2013 at 8:29 am

    ^Man, get in line.
    My entire life is about somehow getting my hands on Ali so I can squish her in all her cuteness.

    Jenelle and Chelsea need to have their hands surgically removed and replaced with a broom and dustpan so they can know to clean their dirty ass houses.
    Watching Aubree root through that filthy mass of clothes on the floor for her tacky leopard print coat was so sad. I bet Chelsea’s house smells like Funyuns, unwashed feet, and burned hair.

  15. 15
    mere2142
    Posted February 27, 2013 at 10:16 am

    It’s hard to believe that Chelsea is presently the least offensive person on this show. Her kid is turning out to be super adorable even though she needs a bath! Is Chelsea’s mom contractually obligated to ask her about Adam every time she is on tv?

    Words cannot even begin to describe how much I hate Leah. for Corey’s sake, I hope he’s totally fucking with her for sleeping with Robbie days before their wedding. Jeremy is just too stupid for words. How many times does Leah have to tell him she still loves Corey until he packs up and leaves?

    I think Janelle was just looking for an excuse to dump the new boyfriend now that Keefer is out of jail. I am so excited for his return!!

    I love how Janet refuses to call him Jo and always refers to her son as Jonathan.

  16. 16
    Classy Drunk Classy Drunk
    Posted February 27, 2013 at 11:08 am

    @mere…that’s like my friends daughter. We all call her Tee or Tee, but her mother will always call her Tiara.

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