Teen Mom 2 Minicap: Finale Reunion/Cheap Therapy


 Dr. Drew is back to instill some wisdom in the ladies, and gents, from Teen Mom 2.

Chelsea and Adam had unprotected sex as recently as a week ago. GED. Adam. Randy. Bad. Spray. Tan.

Dr. Drew 0 – Teen Mom 1

Jenelle’s up next. Her two front teeth look like gerbil teeth. Ke$ha. Weed. Jace. Marine. Barb. Andrew. 

Dr. Drew 0 – Teen Mom 2

It‘s time for Kailyn. She looks as if she’s been living in a cave. Mom. Jo. Jordan. Javi. IUD. Vee. Temper. Condoms. Pictures. Rapper.

Dr. Drew 0 – Teen Mom 3

Leah and her raccoon had a miscarriage. Teenager. Mature. Mouth. MOUTH. MoUTh. STOP. MESSING. WITH. YOUR. BRACES. Yikes. Gray. Birth Control. Slow. Family. Corey. MELTDOWN. Closure. Jeremy. Goggles. Regret. Talk. Counseling. Holy. Crap. Truck. Trailer. Family. Fiance. CHOOSE. 

Dr. Drew 0 – Teen Mom 4

Dr. Drew asks the ladies if they have advice for teens. Jenelle does.

Bring out the kids!

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12 Comments

  1. 1
    CrisB83
    Posted February 12, 2013 at 2:04 pm

    We all should have known Aubree was a biter. Why was I shocked?

  2. 2
    JudgyWudgy JudgyWudgy
    Posted February 12, 2013 at 2:24 pm

    God I love that you said Rapper. Because that’s what Jo is….not a fortune-teller (which, by the way, was not the right term he was looking for).

  3. 3
    darlingclementine
    Posted February 12, 2013 at 5:13 pm

    Can not wait for the full recap to come out, this was a pretty messy reunion!

    Can we please replace Dr Drew now? Like this isnt even funny anymore, its just bad. No one likes him doing this show!

    Also can anyone find out what happened “backstage” that Kail got so pissed about at the end?

  4. 4
    I'mBarb
    Posted February 12, 2013 at 5:54 pm

    Leah should let Jeremy go–she’s CLEARLY not over Corey. It’s SO not fair to him. Oh my…

    Wait–I just reread that. Make that Jeremy should cut Leah loose. My bad.

  5. 5
    begonia skies
    Posted February 12, 2013 at 5:56 pm

    the only thing i ever take away from these reunions is that i wanna punch dr. drouche in his stupid condescending little face.

  6. 6
    S-Natch S-Natch
    Posted February 12, 2013 at 6:23 pm

    So much for the ah-you-dee causing the miscarriage and then she took it out theory. Which always seemed like bunk to me, anyhoo. I repeat, Jermy is as stupid as the day is long. How come why for all the psycho chicks get the good guys and fuck them up for the rest of us??????

  7. 7
    Sally
    Posted February 12, 2013 at 6:40 pm

    I think they made the color with more cool tones to tone down the orange skin…

    And… the worst part of Dr Drew is how he makes the men the victims and makes normal feelings of TEENAGE girls seem “crazy”.

  8. 8
    Hatched One
    Posted February 12, 2013 at 7:20 pm

    I wanted to smack everyone on that episode – hard. I tried to make allowances for age, lack of education, lack of experience. No. Smacks all around. Can’t for the recap, though!

  9. 9
    laurenb52
    Posted February 12, 2013 at 10:18 pm

    It was hard to pick the most irritating moment this reunion but I think its between Chelsea being outed for spending money on Adam (and still clearly wanting to reunite with him) and Leah being so defensive about getting pregnant again AND THEN ADMITTING SHE’S STILL IN LOVE WITH HER EX.

    I’m sorry but these girls are more stupid than the average teens these days right? I’m 8 years removed from my teens and I know I was considerably foolish but damn, I wasn’t so stubborn in my stupidity. I think its all the MTV money making them that way in that as long as they’re being paid for their antics they feel like what they’re doing can’t be that bad/wrong.

  10. 10
    Considerthis
    Posted February 13, 2013 at 7:51 am

    Slo Jo if I buy you a pack of tarot cards will you please please please switch professions. You are to rapping as I am to overtakeing Kate Upton. Poor Kail – Leah’s inability to keep her legs together meant Kail got a 15 second update.

    To say that Chelsea is addicted to Adam is such an amazing understatement. That whole segment had such a POW vibe to it – it was truly uncomforatble. She is dying to get knocked up by him again (might even write him a check). She thought she had him on the line with Aubrey but he got away. Surely a second baby will reel him in for good. He was emotionally and literally blackmailing her and she could not respond nor identify that this was happening. It makes Janelle look almost healthy – at least she identifies.

    Why was Andrew insisting that Barb & Jan were \keeping his son away from him\? Until the end when Oh Yeah I can’t see him because I will get arrested. They let him babble on and on about how he is deprived of being a dad. Huge Kudos to the MTV Make-up team as his meth scabs were barely visable – Great work!

    Still have Leah on my DVR – didn’t have the mental strength to get to her \story\ yet.

  11. 11
    mere2142
    Posted February 13, 2013 at 10:36 am

    Was it Randy who outed that Chelsea gave Adam all that money? Totally puts Randy’s extreme dislike of Adam in a new light.

    I hope Leah doesn’t get back with Cory – he can do so much better. I do believe Jeremy gets the award for the dumbest person on that stage – I mean what I hear was that Leah is settling for Jeremy because her marriage didn’t work out but she much rather have Cory. And did she actually have the nerve to say that Cory should have begged for her back even when she was knocked up and engaged to another man? Jeremy is getting shit all over by that girl. She must give awesome head for him to put up with that treatment.

  12. 12
    JudgyWudgy
    Posted February 13, 2013 at 12:00 pm

    Randy’s dislike is misplaced. It should be toward his daughter, or better yet, himself for creating it.

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