Teen Mom 2 Minicap: Frankie’s Back! Kindof…

16 Comments

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   dallasboo
   Posted January 22, 2013 at 12:28 pm

   I love how Chelsea tells her dad “I am 20 years old…..don’t tell me what to do blah blah blah” but then needs him to continue to finance her bum lifestyle. No job. No high school diploma. No GED. Nothing. Just lots of orange makeup and hair bleach. And friends who also have babies.

   When she received the keys to the new house and proclaimed “I am a big girl now!” I just rolled my eyes……. I guess she and I have different definitions of being a “big girl”.

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   DizzyLizzy
   Posted January 22, 2013 at 12:33 pm

   Why do the teen moms move into new houses every damn episode? And keep using moving as an excuse to not get their lives together! It’s the same with the OG teen moms – Amber mentions it every episode that she’s looking to get a new place, Macy gets a new house, Caitlyn and Tyler get a new trailer and Farrah moves across the country. Maybe if you stayed in one place for more than a month you’d be able to get your damn hs/college degrees! How do I get MTV to keep buying ME new houses and cars?

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   niknakflipflop
   Posted January 22, 2013 at 1:12 pm

   Haven’t watched this yet but shut the fuck up @ Chelsea getting a new dog. You’ve got to be kidding me.

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   Holyterror
   Posted January 22, 2013 at 1:51 pm

   Wouldn’t it be easier to build a fence, or ask the landlord to build one, than to move? This just makes my head hurt.

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   CrisB83
   Posted January 22, 2013 at 2:03 pm

   This is how I think Chelsea’s train of thought went:
   \My poor doggie died! WAHHH! Oh wait, now I can get a new, cuter dog, AND a new, cuter house! Yeah! Fist bomb with myself!\

   Her parents are such suckers.

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   S-Natch
   Posted January 22, 2013 at 4:25 pm

   Speaking of suckers….Jeremy has officially passed Daddy Houskabucks as the biggest dumbass/pushover on this show. To others, Leah blamed not going to school on the horrible pressures of having to pack up and move, but she tells Marbles for Brains that she is suddenly SOO dedicated to Goggles that she can’t go to school (and, presumably work) because Goggles needs constant exercise. Isn’t that what the professionals are and have been for during the past 2 years? As soon as Leah caught another bumpkin, and as soon as said bumpkin moved in and now is responsible for the bills, she decides to dedicate her life to widening her ass. And, lest we forget, she pregged up right away (miscarried, which is sad, but she did re-preg ASAP), and is now chasing the ring. Mazel tov, Jerms

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   Valleygirl
   Posted January 22, 2013 at 4:32 pm

   @S-Natch- I’m never calling Randy anything other than Daddy Houskabucks ever again. Lol that was too perfect. Though, thanks to this site I’ve stopped calling A LOT of people by their real names. Idek what Goggles’ real name is.

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   Chicken Lips
   Posted January 22, 2013 at 6:05 pm

   So, it’s cool to smoke pot while you are on probation, decide to go jail as long as it doesn’t interfere with your Kesha concert, host your convicted felon ex-boyfriend for two days before he turns himself into the cops…but you put your foot down about your roommate’s boyfriend being in the house because he’s on probation, too? I couldn’t even keep a straight face typing that because that’s even more ridiculous than Mama Orange buying Baby Orange a new dog before they move away from the hungry hungry husky and Lean blaming Goggles for not being able to go to school.

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   Considerthis
   Posted January 22, 2013 at 7:45 pm

   The spray tan chemicals are rotting Chelsea’s face or she has scabies.

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    Madelyne27
    Posted January 23, 2013 at 5:38 am

    @S-Natch… with (or without) your permission, I think I have to use Daddy Houskabucks as Randiculous’ new name. I will give you full credit. It’s just too good.

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    Classy Drunk
    Posted January 23, 2013 at 5:45 am

    Leah just doesn’t want to go to school. I understand that she wants to spend more time with her daughter and that her impairments means that limits her “free time”, but can’t she do her school work when the girls are with Corey? Or can’t she set up a schedule so that Corey gets the girls a little more so she can continue with education. Seems these girls first line of defense is dropping out of school. Except Kail…

    I was so happy to see Kail and Joe get along this episode. I do hope that they are able to be friends and respectful of each other going forward.

    Jenelle is awful. The friend that let you move in is the friend you want to kick out. You talk big shit when she’s not there then you and new friend run upstairs when she gets there like a little bitch. What about any of this makes you a suitable mother for Jace. Then in the closing scenes everyone is with their babies except…you guess it…Jenelle!

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    April
    Posted January 23, 2013 at 6:08 am

    That is the problem with being a Teen Mom though isn’t it. I have a special needs child myself and it does take a lot out of you. I am a stay at home mom and don’t do much, because I feel like a lot of my energy goes to my kids. The clincher is I waited to have kids till after I graduated college and married a man that also had graduated college. So now I can get away with just concentrating on my kids and their needs and be lazy. Best of both worlds. You don’t get to be a stay at home mom when you had your kids at 16 (Maci looking at you). It does not work that way. Unless I guess MTV gives you a fat paycheck or you marry some rich dude. Otherwise, you have to let someone else take care of your kid so you finish school or work.

    So I do understand when your child has a lot of issues and needs, wanting to be there for them 24/7. But that is why you don’t have kids until you are financially stable and married. So that if you do have a child that is born with issues, you are ready and able to be there for them 24/7. I get called over to the school a lot when my son is not having a good day. I almost can’t work and be there for him too. It is a lot different than having a typical child.

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    Classy Drunk
    Posted January 23, 2013 at 6:19 am

    But we aren’t even talking about working. That’s a different type of schedule. You could schedule your classes around Corey and your parents and his parents being able to help. I had semesters where I only had class on Tuesday and Thursday. You can also go on line. There are a number of ways to get around this but to these girls the first thing they quit is school. How about you quit the boyfriend? Those take up a considerable amount of time. That is unless you just want to be married…if that’s the case then you are on the right track.

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    cloudsinmycoffee
    Posted January 23, 2013 at 7:10 am

    @ April (12)
    I sincerely doubt you’re being lazy at home with your child. You’re trying to keep up with the needs of your son as well as maintaining the household duties, I can never imagine that job for myself, and I have two little boys, 4 and 1.
    With Leah, while we do see her loving her children very much, what undoes (one of the many) her character for me is that she just won’t admit that she wants to be a stay at home mother. That is fine if she wants that, but using various excuses to avoid saying what she wants out loud is silly. Own it. Being a stay at home mother is difficult, but Leah seems to be idly wandering about causing her own drama.

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    Considerthis
    Posted January 23, 2013 at 7:16 am

    These gals change addresses more than I change underware.

    Sad to see Kail abandon the Alamo (whoever named her old house that was awesome!)

    I called off work today because well ya’know I have to put away my laundry, and make myself something to eat and I will have to shower and it’s not like you can just so that instantly – it takes time. Above all I have to breathe you know! In and Out – In and Out – In and Out and that leaves me with no time to go to my job. Poor me it is SO hard to do all that and hold down employment. Probably going to have to quit. I’m sure my boss and family will understand.

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    S-Natch
    Posted January 23, 2013 at 12:49 pm

    @Madelyn & Valleygirl – you flatter me! Thanks – and go ahead and use the name to your hearts’ content! We’re all in this snarky cesspool together, aren’t we?