This week on Teen Mom 2… I lose my lunch over the moronic behavior of 20 year old girls… and…
Leah and Jeremy rent a cabin to get away from it all.
Chelsea is moving and talking about her GED. She calls Adam and asks if he can keep Aubree while she studies.
Kailyn goes out with Javi. He wants to be a cop and they both think they want to date each other.
Janelle takes Jace to the worst puppet show ever and then gets a call from Jace’s mysterious father. And he sounds incredibly normal.
Isaac finally learns Gigi’s name.
Leah fake wakes up in full make-up and braces for breakfast in bed and Jeremy pops a bo—, I mean, he pops the question. They’re engaged. Leah immediately asks when they can have kids.
Jenelle admits that she’s not sure if Jace is Andrew’s father. Turns out she got drunk and had sex with her friend’s boyfriend. Everyone knows except for the drunk guy. (I would have had a better cartoon caption when the book closed.)
Chelsea makes Aubree call Adam because it’s his birthday and Chelsea is depressed and so her friends must suffer her depression. Ugh, she really is depressed.
Corey is having a birthday party for the twins. Leah calls her mom to tell her she’s engaged. Her mom gives her great advice. Leah feels like she has to tell Corey. Um, duh!
Kailyn and Slo-Jo take Isaac for his first haircut. I love that they do it together. He’s a doll. I approve.
Jenelle feels she owes it to Jace to find out what lucky guy is actually his dad. She tells Barb that Andrew called. I hate that they are talking about it in front of Jace. He’s young. But still.
Chelsea moves in the middle of the night in the dead of winter. Her friend comes by to talk about Adam and her GED test.
Leah talks to Non-Goggles and Goggles about getting married and that he’ll never be their real dad, but their step-dad. This episode is killing me. The next day she gets a pedicure, sans IUD.
Kailyn, Javi, and Isaac go out. It’s a normal, appropriate date/meeting. She makes me happy and hopeful.
Jenelle doesn’t want to call Andrew to take a paternity test. I’m not mentally able to write any more about this today because she makes me sick.
Chelsea took her GED test in pajamas. She’s bright orange in black. GO TIGERS!!!!
Leah has been sick lately. She decides to take a pregnancy test while the twins eat pizza nekid in the kitchen. She wearing VS Pink sweatsuit when she finds out she’s fking pregnant. I know I already knew this… but still, it makes me so upset. I wonder if this kid will have raccoon hair.
Full recap up as soon as I can keep my dinner down.
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