Teen Mom 2 Minicap: Leah Sleeps In Makeup


This week on Teen Mom 2… I lose my lunch over the moronic behavior of 20 year old girls… and… 

Leah and Jeremy rent a cabin to get away from it all.

Chelsea is moving and talking about her GED. She calls Adam and asks if he can keep Aubree while she studies.

Kailyn goes out with Javi. He wants to be a cop and they both think they want to date each other.

Janelle takes Jace to the worst puppet show ever and then gets a call from Jace’s mysterious father. And he sounds incredibly normal.

Isaac finally learns Gigi’s name.

Leah fake wakes up in full make-up and braces for breakfast in bed and Jeremy pops a bo—,  I mean, he pops the question. They’re engaged. Leah immediately asks when they can have kids.

Jenelle admits that she’s not sure if Jace is Andrew’s father. Turns out she got drunk and had sex with her friend’s boyfriend. Everyone knows except for the drunk guy. (I would have had a better cartoon caption when the book closed.)

Chelsea makes Aubree call Adam because it’s his birthday and Chelsea is depressed and so her friends must suffer her depression. Ugh, she really is depressed.

Corey is having a birthday party for the twins. Leah calls her mom to tell her she’s engaged. Her mom gives her great advice. Leah feels like she has to tell Corey. Um, duh!

Kailyn and Slo-Jo take Isaac for his first haircut. I love that they do it together. He’s a doll. I approve.

Jenelle feels she owes it to Jace to find out what lucky guy is actually his dad. She tells Barb that Andrew called. I hate that they are talking about it in front of Jace. He’s young. But still.

Chelsea moves in the middle of the night in the dead of winter. Her friend comes by to talk about Adam and her GED test.

Leah talks to Non-Goggles and Goggles about getting married and that he’ll never be their real dad, but their step-dad. This episode is killing me. The next day she gets a pedicure, sans IUD.

Kailyn, Javi, and Isaac go out. It’s a normal, appropriate date/meeting. She makes me happy and hopeful.

Jenelle doesn’t want to call Andrew to take a paternity test. I’m not mentally able to write any more about this today because she makes me sick.

Chelsea took her GED test in pajamas. She’s bright orange in black. GO TIGERS!!!!

Leah has been sick lately. She decides to take a pregnancy test while the twins eat pizza nekid in the kitchen. She wearing VS Pink sweatsuit when she finds out she’s fking pregnant. I know I already knew this… but still, it makes me so upset. I wonder if this kid will have raccoon hair.

Full recap up as soon as I can keep my dinner down.

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25 Comments

  1. 1
    jp
    Posted January 29, 2013 at 1:28 pm

    This episode had me grrr-ing the whole time. On the plus side I feel really really smart and mature now.

    For being Jenelle she did seem to be talking pretty rationally though this episode. This is probably her best season yet as far as keeping her bi-polar in check. Still Jenelle though so not saying that much. I was dying during that puppet show scene. So not appropriate!

    Kail, Joe, Javi and Isaac are so adorable in this ep! They were a needed refreshment to the others.

  2. 2
    Classy Drunk Classy Drunk
    Posted January 29, 2013 at 1:32 pm

    Could Leah not just wait until they were married to have a baby? You already have two children and one with special needs. Why bring another child into this situation so soon? Leah is gross.

  3. 3
    dallasboo
    Posted January 29, 2013 at 1:36 pm

    I know it is the least of her poor decisions…..but Leah needs to back off the self tanner. When she was bathing the girls she looked like an Oompa Loompa and even her palms were bright orange! If she can’t deal with work and school because the girls take up soooooooo much of her makeup and tanning and hair time, how the hell will she be able to care for a newborn??? Damn she is an idiot!!

    So at their tender age the poor twins have now been in TWO weddings! Way to go Mom!! It seems to be yearly event for these kids……

  4. 4
    candy
    Posted January 29, 2013 at 3:54 pm

    I thought the exact same thing about Leah; she has twins that keep her too busy to go to college, not to mention have a job, but she is going to add a newborn baby? That’s smart.

  5. 5
    JudgyWudgy
    Posted January 29, 2013 at 4:35 pm

    After seeing this episode, I will never understand how Leah had me so duped. I don’t know whether to be mad at her or commend her for being an evil genius.

  6. 6
    Chicken Lips
    Posted January 29, 2013 at 4:45 pm

    Wow – that final shot of Baby Orange really highlighted the fact that she clearly uses the same orange dye that Tropicana uses to enhance the coloring of their juice. I never really learned how to apply makeup but even I do a better job than that.

  7. 7
    Moli Moli
    Posted January 29, 2013 at 5:51 pm

    What JudgyWudgy said*hangs head*

  8. 8
    mere2142
    Posted January 29, 2013 at 7:23 pm

    I picked the wrong time to stop drinking (temporarily of course) because I can’t watch this shit sober. I work myself up way too much over the actions of these idiots. This episode takes the cake in terms of stupidity and inappropriate behavior.

    I hate Leah. Her blond friend at the nail salon seemed to be the only one with half a brain this episode.

    I found it amusing that Jenelle commented on Andrew’s mental health. Pot meet kettle.

  9. 9
    SarahRita
    Posted January 29, 2013 at 7:34 pm

    I am watching the episode right now, and holy cow balls that had to be the weakest marriage proposal I have ever seen. But then again what can you expect from a 19 (maybe 20?) year old girl who has already been married-divorced and remarried again.

    But in all seriousness, I loathe Leah and her desperate attempts to be loved. What happened to her being so “concerned” about her daughter that she quit school in order to spend more time training her or whatever (love you goggles!), and now she is going to be planning a wedding and having another child? Again, I have nothing against teen moms, but if I was already married and divorced before 21, I wouldn’t even want to think about marriage for a long time, or at least until I get my feet on the ground.

  10. 10
    S-Natch S-Natch
    Posted January 29, 2013 at 7:44 pm

    Did anyone else catch Leah’s excuse to her friend as she mumbled (as she always does when she is lying), “Jermy wonts a chile really bad.” As I recall the convo, she brought it up the instant he proposed and he kind of mumbled something about wanting one at some point (as opposed to his ripping out her IUD with his bare hands as she would have us believe). What. A. Chump.

  11. 11
    Mrngstar
    Posted January 29, 2013 at 7:55 pm

    @ mere2142, I totally read “pothead” meet kettle. :)

  12. 12
    Ase
    Posted January 29, 2013 at 8:14 pm

    I am not typically one for pointing out typos, but this one made me chuckle: Jenelle is unsure if Jace is Andrew’s father. Somehow that wouldn’t be the most screwed up thing about his family.

    Agree with what everyone else said about Leah. Her need for male attention is so obvious. And so, so sad.

  13. 13
    Chicken Lips
    Posted January 29, 2013 at 8:55 pm

    @SarahRita – I thought that too! I also thought it was weird that this is how it played out: “You burned the bacon” “Yup it’s crispy” “Oh flowers! (Reads the card)” “Will you marry me?” “Yeah. Where’s the syrup?” And then she used the syrup on pancakes and not some weird I-love-you-and-want-to-spend-the-rest-of-my-MTV-contract-with-you sexual act.

    I’ve gotten more excited about the fake proposals I’ve gotten. Yikes.

  14. 14
    LadyStardust
    Posted January 29, 2013 at 9:29 pm

    I know what happens in real life (unfortunately), but I can’t help but REALLY REALLY want Jeremy to flip the fuck out and leave Leah’s ass when she tells him that she took her IUD out and got pregnant WITHOUT HIS INPUT. That’s like those crazy girls who poke holes in condoms or tell guys they’re on birth control when they’re not. I can’t even imagine how pissed I would be in that situation if I were a guy. Whether I was okay with having a child then or not, the betrayal and sneakiness would be the end of that relationship for me – kid or not.

    I used to like Leah too. Sigh.

  15. 15
    melli
    Posted January 29, 2013 at 11:15 pm

    I thought all of Leah’s segments were just scripted reenactments for us viewers. I’m not sure if I remember correctly from the real life twitter and various websites timeline but I think Leah was proposed to on or near Christmas after they found out she was pregnant (the scripted cabin “scene” took place a month later). She got pregnant while still on birth control. After she found out she was pregnant she went to have her IUD removed which was what ultimately caused her miscarriage. For some reason MTV decided to completely screw with Leah’s story (probably so she didn’t come off as a huge whore) and as a result we had to suffer through a slew of bad acting from Leah.

    Don’t mean to steer the conversation away from Leah and onto Jenelle but has anyone seen this. Looks like Jenelle is going to be on Judge Judy.
    http://celebs.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474981844044

    These last few weeks have really solidified that Jenelle is as trashy as they come.

  16. 16
    LadyStardust
    Posted January 29, 2013 at 11:26 pm

    Thanks for the info melli. That does explain the bad acting and awkward proposal. It’s sad she had a miscarriage, but I’m glad she didn’t just randomly take the IUD out without telling her boyfriend. I wonder why MTV decided to spin her story like that?? I think getting pregnant with one of the most effective forms of birth control would be drama enough! If she has a Mirena, then it’s more effective than getting your tubes tied (99.8% vs 99.5% – I have a Mirena, so that’s how I know this random stuff). That’s crazy that she got pregnant from it.

  17. 17
    melli
    Posted January 30, 2013 at 12:57 am

    My guess for why mtv changed the story would be because of sponsors. This show is the poster child for responsible birth control so I’m sure many contraceptive companies are sponsors for this show. Even if it’s a rare case just featuring it would cast a huge negative light on IUD if one of its stars got pregnant using it. MTV was just trying to protect its sponsor cash.

  18. 18
    LadyStardust
    Posted January 30, 2013 at 2:03 am

    That makes sense. I always figured Mirena had some sort of deal with MTV since a LOT of the teen moms seem to be using it (and talking about it). Most of my (20-something) friends have never even heard of an IUD, but all these teenagers have? I figured they must be a sponsor or something.

  19. 19
    Classy Drunk Classy Drunk
    Posted January 30, 2013 at 4:57 am

    Please Jesus…let this happen! Jenelle on Judge Judy would seriously make my year.

  20. 20
    Considerthis
    Posted January 30, 2013 at 7:13 am

    Since I am SO PISSED @ Leah – I am going to my happy place which is the haircut scene with Jo, MmmmBop and Kail.

    Why was Houskabux so elated that Chelsea had just finished (not passed) but just finised taking her GED’s. It has been decades & countless excuses later and Randalicious is planning a parade?? He must also be bribing local teens to be friends with Chelsea as they all looked liked POW’s sitting around his house listening to her moaning about Adam.

    Best quote from Janelle \Didn’t want to say anything before about the possibilty of Jace have 2 dads as I didn’t want people to think I was a whore\ News Flash Janelle – being JUST a whore would be about 10 steps up from what people think of you. Alas you are a whore, drug addict, liar, violent, piss poor excuse of a mother. OK back to the haircut scene – Ahhhhhhhh all better.

  21. 21
    mere2142
    Posted January 30, 2013 at 8:34 am

    @Mrngstar – if the bong fits…lol.

    Jenelle on Judy Judy would be the BEST THING EVER!!

  22. 22
    KJN KJN
    Posted January 31, 2013 at 9:43 am

    Oh hell ya! If she does end up on JJ and anyone knows when, please post it. That I gotta see!

  23. 23
    LadyStardust
    Posted January 31, 2013 at 12:25 pm

    Apparently Jenelle posted on her Twitter that she is NOT doing Judge Judy.

    Darn it.

  24. 24
    Classy Drunk Classy Drunk
    Posted January 31, 2013 at 12:51 pm

    Jenelle you SUCK! And more importantly I wanted Judge Judy to tell you that to your face in lawyer judge speak!

  25. 25
    KJN KJN
    Posted January 31, 2013 at 8:23 pm

    Jenelle ruins EVERYTHING!

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