Teen Mom 2 Minicap


This week on Teen Mom 2… Chelsea is two steps closer to getting her GED and three shades closer to being completely orange. Chelsea’s dad realizes that he’s going to be supporting his daughter for the next 18 years. At least.

Leah is happy as a clam because two men like her, but one of them really doesn’t.

Kailyn hangs out with people that genuinely seem to like her in Austen, so she decides it’s time to move there. Jo wins some points for not being a total douchebag.

Jenelle is back on her meds and the mental clarity is allowing her to realize that Josh might be retarded. Sadly they aren’t working because she continues to screw up Jace’s life.

I’m working fast and furious to get the full recap up by tomorrow but I’m having some technical issues, (read, I’m watching The Bachelor and some chick just fell on her head).

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14 Comments

  1. 1
    rebecca pressley
    Posted January 8, 2013 at 11:49 pm

    I hate that Jenelle stopped taking her meds, but it is common for bipolar people to do that, cause they want to be in control of the situation.

  2. 2
    Posted January 9, 2013 at 12:12 am

    In OG Teen Mom news, did you guys see where Farrah tried to wax off Sophia’s unibrow but fucked it up and ended up pulling it out with tweezers?

    She says Sophia slept through it. And now she feels like a good mom. She’s so proud of herself she blogged all about it on her Sulia.

    (She gets paid per click there. So if you don’t want her to get $ read about it someplace else. The whole story with her whole blog post pasted is all over the place)

  3. 3
    rebecca pressley
    Posted January 9, 2013 at 5:32 am

    I wonder why Chelsea doesnt live with her dad in his big house instead of her dad having to keep up the house that Chelsea lives in?

  4. 4
    crayondrawn crayondrawn
    Posted January 9, 2013 at 6:12 am

    I couldn’t help myself and went looking for Farrah’s blog post.

    I’m not sure what worries me more the fact she’s viewing eyebrow waxing a motherhood high point, or just how horribly written that post was in general.

  5. 5
    mere2142
    Posted January 9, 2013 at 7:31 am

    I loved Jenelle’s boyfriend in ‘What’s Eating Gilbert Grape’.

    That boy is a little slow.

    Hey Chelsea, I know you’re a genius getting an 84 on your reading portion of the GED and all, but have you considering putting the potty in the bathroom rather than your living room?

    So tempted to read up on this Farah story but also afraid of how many brain cells it’s going to cost me…

  6. 6
    caligal
    Posted January 9, 2013 at 7:40 am

    Farah should use the Dear Crabby patented Shambrow on poor Sophia. If screwing up your three-year old daughter’s first eyebrow wax is a high point, I would hate to know what she considers a low point.

  7. 7
    niknakflipflop niknakflipflop
    Posted January 9, 2013 at 7:45 am

    That Farrah story made me sick. I read it yesterday and it’s enraging. Who even thinks about shit like that with a 3 year old??? I seriously just can’t with the Teen Moms. This series makes me SCREAM at my television more than any other show. I believe someday I will have a breakdown watching these twats.

  8. 8
    Classy Drunk Classy Drunk
    Posted January 9, 2013 at 7:46 am

    I wonder how Nads feels about the three year old unibrow waxing? I mean she is the expert here. :)

  9. 9
    crayondrawn crayondrawn
    Posted January 9, 2013 at 7:55 am

    Wasn’t it Farrah who, a couple months ago, called the other Teen Moms stupid?

    You’re not exactly Mensa here Farrah, and I’m not just saying that because of the unibrow wax. That post she made is reminiscent of a Big Brother HOH blog.

  10. 10
    Madelyne27
    Posted January 9, 2013 at 8:10 am

    I can’t wait for Chelsea to get in beauty school so she can start practicing on Aubree’s hair… There’s nothing cuter than extensions on a 3 year old.

  11. 11
    Mary Jane
    Posted January 9, 2013 at 9:34 am

    What’s up with Chelsea’s place always being so disgusting and dirty? Girl doesn’t do a damn thing all day….clean up. It makes me sick looking at it

  12. 12
    KJN KJN
    Posted January 9, 2013 at 10:37 am

    Chelsea is seriously such a hot mess. Watching the preview for next weeks show makes me want to slap the orange right off of her. That poor dog. Why do people let their dogs wander around without a leash? She shouldn’t be allowed to have a dog, much less a kid. HATE!

    I’m kinda torn about the eyebrow waxing thing. On one hand, it’s borderline child abuse to wax a 3 year old’s eyebrows. On the other hand, it’s also borderline abuse to let them walk around with a unibrow. I wish someone had come after me with some hot wax or a tweezer. Not at the age of 3, but definitely sooner than I finally figured it out for myself when I was 13…

  13. 13
    mere2142
    Posted January 9, 2013 at 11:20 am

    Aubree looked like Pig Pen from the Peanuts last night. Chelsea needs to take a few minutes away from spackling her face to bathe that poor child.

    I want Randy to adopt and take care of me. Working and paying bills is sooo overrated!

    Is Leah’s stepfather the only on with half a brain in that entire family?

  14. 14
    Madelyne27
    Posted January 9, 2013 at 11:59 am

    Full recap is up… i’m heading out to wax my eyebrows.

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