My biggest issue is that I can’t get as orange as my car.
Hmm. Well, you seem very orange to me.
Yes, but I’m just not orange enough.
Chelsea and Megan are at her house talking about therapy and they talk about it and Adam. Chelsea is orange to the point of distraction, but I try to focus while she googles boundaries. She reads about unhealthy relationships and people with low self-esteem. She goes through the checklist and I realize that I might have some boundary issues. But at least I’m not orange, so I’ve got a step up… In the light of the computer, she almost looks like she’s under a black light and she’s glowing. She says she’ll stick with therapy as long as her BFF promises not to leave her.
Does this black light make my tan look weird?
Yes, it does. But I promise to ride out this MTV meal ticket with you.
(Yeah, see, that’s a boundaries thing.)
Jenelle has been passing all her drug tests and started fall classes. She decided to quit taking her bi-polar meds because she’s feeling good. Barbara tells her that it’s not a good idea and Jenelle says she’ll make an appointment with her doctor. Jenelle tells her mom that her friend has the perfect guy for her. Barbara wants to know it he’s cute and skinny. They are both speaking like normal people and Barbara even says that Jenelle can take Jace for a whole day.
I’m off my meds. But I’m feeling great. Don’t I look great?
You look good to me.
Jenelle is meeting her friend and Josh and he kisses her hand. They go to get food and she tells him that she has a kid (kinda) and asks that he has a job and a steady income. She tells him that she needs to stay away from drama because she’s on probation. I’m surprised he didn’t jump out of the car, but he’s looking for the free ride, so he’s down with her troubles. Turns out he has also stolen his mom’s credit card… Megan moons that they are perfect for each other. Jenelle invites them both to go with her and Jace to the aquarium tomorrow. (Barb is gonna love this.)
If I keep my hoodie on she won’t be able to see that I am a ‘tard.