The Season Premier of Teen Mom 2, Season 4 didn’t bring us too much in the way of new info. It was more of a rehashing of last year and playing out what we saw on the Check-Up Show with Dr. Drew.
First up we have Chelsea and Aubree eating pizza, when a new friend shows up. Chelsea begs her friend not to judge her as she explains that her IUD “fell out” and then Adam showed up two days later and they had unprotected sex. He friend seems as appalled as I feel. Can IUDs just fall out? Is the likelihood that Adam showed up for a booty call at that moment a little suspect? Chelsea keeps yelling that he pulled out and wants to keep it all on the down low. Instead of failing yet another test, Chelsea is just gonna wait it out and see if she gets her period.
Good friends + Good wine = Bad Decisions
How are those “good times” working out for you?
I could use a nice Cab Sav with this pizza.
Did you look this bad?
Yeah, Friend #1… this is how we all feel.
Kailyn managed to get a story line because it appears that she and Slo Jo got into a physical altercation when she was picking up Isaac. Apparently Vee was there and Kailyn lost her shit. She claims that it was Slo Jo that did all the hitting, but I bet there’s another version to this story. Kailyn is explaining all this to Mark and tells him that she has gotten an order of protection against Slo Jo. I’m sure Mrs. Slo is thrilled to pieces about that. Kailyn’s story seemed a bit one-sided because I have seen them both lash out at each other. Mark is the voice of reason and says she needs to respect Slo Jo and the fact that he can have Vee around Isaac. Kailyn says her reasons are that Vee smokes and drinks in front of Isaac. I’m not 100% convinced that’s the real reason.
Looks like someone is a little less oatmealy.
THIS is Kailyn’s new dog?
Mark kinda looks like the new dog.
Jenelle is moving in with another victim. I hope Allison doesn’t go the route of hoodie gate. Jenelle has a new boyfriend. It’s Mr. Marine, Gary Head, and things are going swimmingly. They take Jace ice skating and it’s a cute scene. The moving scenes were a little redundant because we’ve seen Jenelle move about 100 times. She might want to consider just living in a car. Jenelle is studying to be a medical assistant. I personally think that Jenelle is just looking to score free (read, stolen) pills and needles. Gary lays around while Jenelle unpacks her two boxes and 12 VS Pink sweatsuits.