Who’s the designated driver?
Slo Jo is meeting up with Daddy Slo and Junior. He explains the story of the fight a little differently, but much of the same. Slo Jo says that Kailyn swung at him when Slo asked why it was okay for her to have Javi around, but Vee is not acceptable. Daddy Slo thinks Kailyn is upset because Slo Jo isn’t jealous of Javi.
This is a man who’s been backhanded by his wife.
This is a kid that’s too normal for his family.
I’m a rapper, yo!
Leah is still moping around her house. She’s wearing a full VS Pink sweatsuit and her twins are nekid. I hope they’re not cold. The best part of the scene was all the Goggles-loving we got to see. Leah’s friend comes by to listen to Leah talk about the miscarriage. She wants to know if Leah and Jeremy are gonna try again. She says they won’t… but in real life, she just had another kid… so I’m not believing her.
I wish VS Pink made baby clothes.
I’m so cold, I’ll just wear this bath mat.
Hey cameraman, could you hand me a shirt and my goggles?
And someone needs to kill the raccoon on mommy’s head.
Yes, you’re still the “listening friend”.
Jenelle is making Hamburger Helper with about 5 lbs. of ground beef. Her friend stops by and tells her that Keifer is out of jail and back in town. They both wonder what Keifer will do with he finds out about Jenelle and Gary. Jenelle says that she’s sure Keifer will be happy for her. Yep. My thoughts exactly.
Less Hamburger. More Helper.
Aubree is sporting some of mom’s high heals and is cute as ever. Chelsea tells friend #2 that she had unprotected sex with Adam and this friend is just as excited as friend #1. She wants to know why and looks physically sick. Chels says that it’s been so long since she has had to worry about being pregnant that she had forgotten what it was like. She claims that even though she’s an adult now, she still is worried. I have a solution for the worry… but no one listens to me. Abstinence. It does work. Chels says that if she is pregnant it would “be sucky”. That about sums it up. They discuss which brain Chelsea should use. I don’t believe she has one, let alone two.