Teen Mom: Don’t Pee On Me

Teen Mom

By nerdia | Friday, August 13, 2010 | 9:00 am | 24 Comments
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This episode of Teen Mom should have been called “awkward moments” because, let me tell you, there were plenty of them, from Farrah’s face-to-face meeting with her mom to Gary’s painful proposal to Amber. Come on Amber, give the guy a break.  He got down on one knee, quite a feat for someone of his size!

Here’s the rundown:

Maci

Carrots (Maci) decides Bentley no longer needs his pacifier and attempts to wean him. When she drops Bentley off with Ryhan she explains that they need to parent together.  This includes no pacifier and meeting his girlfriend. Ryhan is obviously confused by this grown-up talk, but agrees. Meanwhile, Carrots pines over Butter Face (Kyle). Is he the one???

At  Ryhan’s house, Bentley plays with the ho-bag. It looks like ho-bag’s got a name and its Kathryn (I’m gonna stick with “ho-bag”).  It’s no shocker that Ryhan has given Bentley a pacifier. When Bentley smacks his face on a table, ho-bag pretends to be concerned, but she looks like she’s trying not to laugh.  When Carrots arrives to pick up Bentley, she finds herself face-to-face with the ho-bag. There are no introductions, so fucking awkward, but ho-bag shares that Bentley fell. Carrots likes this.

I can’t help but feel that Carrots’ determination to keep Bentley away from his “pass-ee” is just a projection of her own attempt to resist Butter Face.  You know she’s craving dick, but she’s hesitate to introduce Butter Face to Bentley until she knows for sure that he’s serious boyfriend material. So when you’re watching try to remember this analogy: BENTLEY is to PACIFIER as CARROTS is to DICK.  If you remember this throughout, it makes Carrots’ otherwise boring segments (maturity is harder to ridicule) a little more entertaining.

The Aryan Goon pays Carrots a surprise visit, looks like things are getting serious! I mean, they have been together for like 20 minutes. And really, when you get down to it, her relationship with Ryhan probably only lasted a few minutes. Bentley, get ready to meet your new “uncle”.

Catelynn
It’s Catelynn’s birthday and what better way to celebrate her unplanned and unwanted birth than with a rollerskating party! But Tyler isn’t in a celebratory mood, his relationship with Catelynn is floundering. Tyler is having some serious trust issues.  He cannot accept that Catelynn did the nasty with her ex.  He’s less bothered by the fact she was 13 and doing it and more bothered by the fact that she lied. Displaying the emotional maturity of a neglected, middle-aged housewife,Tyler says to Catelynn “we need to see a counselor” all while maintaining the delicate balance of his Bill Cosby meets Eminem inspired wardrobe (see below).

eminem2-8-10-2010WTF???

Catelynn seeks advice from her mother.  Certainly an Auschwitz survivor would have some inspiring words of wisdom to share, right? Nope, April tells Catelynn “Go to counseling and take advice, I guess”. And that’s exactly what Catelynn does. We learn that her mother was(?) a severe alcoholic and Catelynn would frequently lie for her.  Very sad and all, but Tyler could give 2 shits.

catelynn1-8-10-2010Tyler, you may be responsible for breaking her heart, but not her hymen!

Despite the seemingly successful session, Tyler still isn’t feeling better.  In an an awkward exchange, he decides the only way he’ll ever trust Catelynn again is if he can see her phone records (bad idea). He wants to be sure she wasn’t lying about talking to her ex in Florida (Florida is pretty much living up to its reputation as the “Wang of America” in this episode). Let’s get to the crux of the matter, Catelynn is damaged goods. When it comes to Catelynn, Tyler needs to be responsible for anything and everything going in and coming out. Period. Tyler is clearly looking for a way out and next week’s episode just might give it to him!

Farrah
It’s basically the same old shit with Farrah.  She is angry, sad, dumb, and, now, broke! Her mom has accepted a plea bargain (even though she claims to be innocent of any wrong doing), but the relationship is far from mended. The two meet and Farrah is not having it.   During this incredibly awkward encounter, her mom shows Farrah her baby book and says how much they love her.  Farrah totally gives her the shaft and says she doesn’t want a relationship.

We finally get the chance to see Farrah put her culinary skills to the test at her place of employment, a pizza parlor. Man, she cuts those slices into nearly perfect triangles. How many credit hours to you think that took? Anyways, Farrah reveals to co-worker and fellow teen baby shitter, Courtney, that the only assistance she’s getting from the state is money to pay for childcare which brings me to the babysitter.

babysittershouse1-8-10-2010Babysitter’s house, I wouldn’t leave my dog here

I noticed her last week, but I wasn’t going to say anything.  I thought “Well,  maybe she’s a family friend”, but upon hearing that she provides the best childcare that the state can buy, I am certain that this lady has a collection of necklaces made from teeth extracted from the skulls of infants.  An improvement from the Sophia’s usual caretaker. Now that there’s $ for a babysitter, Farrah can finally have a night out with a girlfriend, they sip a fruity, virgin cocktail (we see the irony) and she breaks down about the loss of her baby daddy.  Farrah doesn’t hesitate to accept when her friend offers to pick up the  tab. The bitch needs money.

Amber

This episode finds Amber wondering “is it too late for the abortion?” as her patience with Leah dwindles.  She’s visibly annoyed and frustrated referring to Leah as both a “pit bull” and a “crazy ass”.  Not sure what to make of that, but it sounds unmotherly.  Amber also says to Leah several times, “don’t pee on me”.  Like father, like daughter, I guess. I certainly felt as if someone urinated in my eyes when Gary chose to  go shirtless, not once, but twice! Ugh, we even get a hairy back and ass crack shot. Talk about birth control! You’ll never want to have sex after that eye raping.

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Please don’t tell me you bathed together

The family goes for a “snack” at a candy shop where they sample chocolate covered marshmallows, shakes, and ice cream cones. SIDE NOTE: Still trying to figure out how Amber’s lost some major poundage ( I don’t mean Gary).  I figured this was the result of stress and poverty, but she claims to have cut “bad food” from her diet…not buying it. The couple sits while Leah wanders around the store unattended.  Tons of Fun suggests they head to Florida, Amber’s home state, for their first family vacation. They need to get away.  Working part-time at a tanning salon and not at all is incredibly draining. The trip, however,  will be economical.  They will stay with Amber’s uncle and will only need $300 for gas and a “cooler, for Lunchables”.  Gary suggests Amber’s dying father comes along to babysit, that way “Gamber” can have some alone time.  On the trip down, Amber, in all her petulance,  is appropriately seated in the back where the children belong.

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No, Amber, the baby cannot ride on the top

When they arrive in Florida that meet her uncle David and his girlfriend Roz who undoubtedly met at a Jimmy Buffet concert. The subject of marriage comes up, yet again, and Amber responds “I’m old-fashioned. If he wants to marry me, he needs to ask me.” Amber, old-fashioned doesn’t mean responsive to questions. I think “not deaf” would be a better choice of words in this case. And clearly old-fashioned also doesn’t mean talking about future nuptials with your kid present.  Anyways, Uncle David takes a creepy interest in Gamber’s future.

uncledavid-8-10-2010Never trust a grown man with hair this length

Uncle David gets Gary alone and tries to convince him to marry Amber. Who the fuck asked this choad? Gary is speechless and spits out something about a not having the money for ring. AWKWARD!

Gamber and Leah hit the beach (I’m tempted to make a whale joke, but it seems cheap) more covered than they are the entire episode. Now is when Gary chooses to wear a shirt? Leah is completely freaked out by the combination of sand and water. Amber is 2 seconds away from going Casey Anthony on her ass. Hey, they are in Florida! I must say that Gary exhibits quite a bit of patience and tenderness when it comes to Leah. Perhaps his ears are clogged with fat and he can’t hear half of her screaming?

Gary decides he likes it enough to put a piece of shit ring (it already owned) on it (again) in the most awkward marriage proposal ever. While on the beach, he gets down on one knee and without a ring asks “Amber, do you want to marry me?” Amber, ever the linguist, is annoyed by Gary’s word choice. She corrects him, “It’s ‘Will you marry me?’”.  After some back and forth, Gary asks again. She seems completely unphased by the fact that he has has no engagement ring and offers up some tacky piece of shit she’s already wearing.  He at first rejects her offer, stating “it needs to come from me [but, also, from Walmart]”.  She doesn’t care about rings, rings are for materialistic girls with self-esteems. Gary takes the ring off of her right hand and places it on her left.  She accepts, but only if he promises to never leave her again.  He agrees and, as the sun sets on beautiful Daytona Beach, the future Mr. and Mrs. Pork Paws embrace.

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WHALE ATTACK!!!

(sorry, I couldn’t resist)


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24 Comments

  1. 1
    kdognatl
    Posted August 13, 2010 at 9:37 am

    I had to highlight just a few of the lines that had me laughing my ass off over here.

    “Displaying the emotional maturity of a neglected, middle-aged housewife,Tyler says to Catelynn “we need to see a counselor” all while maintaining the delicate balance of his Bill Cosby meets Eminem inspired wardrobe (see below).”

    “They need to get away. Working part-time at a tanning salon and not at all is incredibly draining.”

    “When they arrive in Florida that meet her uncle David and his girlfriend Roz who undoubtedly met at a Jimmy Buffet concert.”

    There were more but I won’t rewrite your recap in the comments, lol. Feeling really sad for Catelynn and Tyler, not looking to good for them. But I can’t get with Tyler demanding to see her phone records. But they are young, what do you do. Gamber’s proposal was so painful to watch. Nerdia, I’m with you on his patience with Leah. You would think that dealing with Amber, he would have none. O and what was up with her uncle pressuring Gary. Shit I was uncomfortable. Maci, that boy is busted, enough said. Love the uncle statement. Then Farrah, don’t have much to say there. Looks like she really struggles next week. Thanks for the recap, still chuckling!

  2. 2
    Anne McGill
    Posted August 13, 2010 at 10:07 am

    I was screaming at the TV “run Gary! And take the kid with you”! Amber’s bitchfest proposal gets my vote for the most awkward proposal ever. After Amber made Gary ask exactly how she wanted, she still paused before answering, like she might not say yes. All she did was bitch at that guy. Also nice childcare Amber. Take Leah to the beach, she’s too hot, she has nothing to play with and Amber’s prancing around like Pam Anderson at a “Baywatch” reunion. Except of couse Amber is not Pamela Anderson , except in her mind.

    This week, Amber’s childcare was worse than Farrah (at least in the footage we saw), so congrats Farrah you’re not the worst this week! Yay!

  3. 3
    Baxter
    Posted August 13, 2010 at 11:00 am

    Nerdia- Loved your Gary shirtless comments. When his fleshy hairy body came on the screen I literally felt like vomiting. I just pictured being pinned under that mess….. the back hair alone was enough to send me over the edge

    Thank you for pointing out that Catelynn must have 13 when she was out screwing her ex. That seems really disturbing.
    Poor Tyler and his fashion choices. It is such an odd combo of thug/trailer trash wear.

    Yeah never good when a boyfriend wants to see the phone records. It normally means the end. Tyler is very obviously trying to find a way out. I was really rooting for those two.

    Maci’s boyfriend aka “Powder” seems really nice so I’m trying not to be too shallow when it comes to his looks but it is hard.

    I’m actually liking Farrah better this season but her family dynamics seems very Chainsaw Massacre (that scene where the two women are sitting there at the table talking nicely/normal and then the camera scans down to below the table and there is someone chained at their feet). The part with her parents talking about what happened that night seemed so rehearsed and set up. I guess it was the mom’s chance to proclaim her innocence. I just want to know where that sister has been hiding. I would love to hear her take on the whole thing.

  4. 4
    ohralphie
    Posted August 13, 2010 at 11:09 am

    I’m with you Anne McGill — Run Gary!! The only chance Leah has is with Gary. Let’s face it, a bipolar dingo has a more developed maternal instinct then Amber. Sure with Gary she’ll become an expert at moving in the middle of the night to avoid the landlord but at least with Daddy she’ll have a loving and (comparatively) mature parent.
    Poor Tyler and Catelynn. Tyler is grasping at straws to be rid of Catelynn and the only loving stability poor Catelynn ever had was Tyler. I foresee a spectacular crash and burn for Catelynn when Tyler leaves her. I wish there was a way for Catelynn to receive some kind of pro rated parenting. She desperately needs someone to tell her that she has potential, that she can have a future.

  5. 5
    mere2142
    Posted August 13, 2010 at 11:15 am

    So many awkward moments in this episode. And for the love of God never show Gary shirtless again. My eyes are still trying to recover from the shock. I loved your description of Tyler’s wardrobe…I’ve been trying to decipher his ‘style’ and you nailed it perfectly!

  6. 6
    marijai
    Posted August 13, 2010 at 11:59 am

    Great recap, but how could leave out the shot of the candy shop employees faces when Leah was destroying the store, and Gamber just sat there, not even paying attention. Priceless!!

    Maci – I think Kyle is Maci’s ex that she broke up with right before she met Ryan. I remember her saying something during the very first season that she met Ryan on the rebound and got pregnant. Regardless that Kyle may not be much in the looks department, as long as he is good to her AND Bentley, then I hope it all works out.

    Gamber – $5 says since she has lost all this weight, she will dump Gary’s fat ass and hook up with some hottie from the tanning salon. And by the way, if anyone can tell me how to work part-time (or not at all) and keep a household together, please share! LOL

    Tyler/Catelyn – I said at the beginning of the season, I don’t see these two staying together. Catelyn is holding on to Tyler so tightly she is suffocating him. I wish she would get more counceling or I am afraid she will end up with any guy who says he loves her. I’m not surprised she lost her virginity at 13. I’m sure she was reaching out to anyone who would love her. Tyler will be okay. His mom seems like a good support system for him, but Catelyn’s future worries me.

    Farrah – I’m beginning to see where the animosity toward her mother comes from. She has had no support over the loss of her boyfriend that died and is Sophia’s father, her mother berated her for getting pregnant and referred to her as a whore while she was pregnant, then told her Sophia’s dad dying was good and one less problem to deal with. The mother reminds me of the alkie who comes home drunk at night, bullies, berates, and fights and then after they sober up in the morning, think all should be fine and you should just be over it. And when you tell them why you are still upset, they think it’s YOUR fault and they’ve done nothing wrong. Farrah’s dad is too whipped to stand up for his daughter. I hope Farrah gets some counceling as well. She has a lot to deal with and if she doesn’t, it is going to eat her alive.

    Again, great recap!

  7. 7
    Lisa
    Posted August 13, 2010 at 12:12 pm

    Ryan is horrible!! Sue his ass for child support!!!!!
    And I’m just about tired of Tyler and his constant going on about Catelynn’s faults. She slept with the guy BEFORE her and Tyler got together! Get over it Tyler or get the hell out!!

  8. 8
    kittkatt
    Posted August 13, 2010 at 12:21 pm

    Ok, so I don’t watch this show and the only reason I’m reading the recap is because nothing is happening on the BB Live Feeds, but I have a serious question. I’m pretty sure that MTV is paying these kids for being on the show(probably more than what alot of people are payed for having real jobs)so how is it that they are so freaking broke? Is it just bad money managment?

  9. 9
    Baxter
    Posted August 13, 2010 at 12:46 pm

    kittkatt- I wondered that too. I heard from somewhere (I’m not sure where so I don’t know how true it is) MTV puts money into a trust for the kids and they don’t pay the teens. They wanted it to be as realistic as possible and they felt like it wouldn’t be if they were making money from the show.

  10. 10
    Classy Drunk classy drunk
    Posted August 13, 2010 at 12:47 pm

    @Kittkat, I do not think that they get paid very (if they get paid anything at all) much because if they got paid 1. It would influence other young girls that they can get famous this way and 2. It would defeat the purpose of the show if they paid them because it would no longer reflect the “reality” of what’s it’s like to have a baby at that age.

  11. 11
    marijai
    Posted August 13, 2010 at 12:51 pm

    @kittkatt….I’m not sure if this exactly correct, but here is what I have been able to piece together. Most reality stars get some kind of weekly stipend if they have to give up their job for the show (like Big Brother). I think the other stars get some money up front and the rest when the episodes air. I am curious as to how it exactly works as well.

  12. 12
    Anne McGill
    Posted August 13, 2010 at 12:54 pm

    Kittkatt & classy drunk,

    If they receive payment for appearing on this show, wouldn’t some of them (Farrah & Amber) be guilty of fraud for receiving benefits from their state for childcare, possibly rent assistance for Amber and maybe even food stamp-type aid?

    On the other hand, if they are not getting paid, why are they doing the show? Confusing but interesting show.

    TVannie

  13. 13
    Classy Drunk classy drunk
    Posted August 13, 2010 at 1:05 pm

    @AnneM, I would probably go with what Baxter said regarding the trust for the children. That’s how Farrah and Amber can still receive state assistance. There has to be some incentive for being on the show.

  14. 14
    Anne McGill
    Posted August 13, 2010 at 4:16 pm

    How long before Tyler says he would be better off if Catelynn had not given their baby up for adoption? He keeps saying he’s upset about her ex, but I think he really wants to blame Catelynn for giving up their baby. His anger and jealousy are just a cover for his pent up anger over the adoption. Tyler can’t hold out much longer.

    I guess I could be wrong about this, anybody have an opinion?

  15. 15
    Claire C
    Posted August 13, 2010 at 6:54 pm

    I couldn’t help but comment on Amber, I am astounded by her crappy attitude, lack of any parenting skills and abusive nature. She is pure TP trash. Her child should be taken away by CPS, or Gary should run (well, waddle) far, far away from Amber, who is immature, petulant and has major anger management problems. Gary is, by no means, a stellar parent, but he is affable, seems to love his child and hopefully could provide a stable and peaceful environment. However, for the love of God, puppies and unicorns, please never show him shirtless again. And while Amber has lost weight, her personality makes her so, so ugly.

    Farrah’s mother seems like a santimonious biatch. Does anyone know how she is able to afford the big McMansion? I have some sympathy for Farrah, and I can see why she wouldn’t want to have a relationship with her mom, but she just seems kinda slow to me. It’s clear the mom rules the roost, I don’t think the dad can go to the bathroom without her permission. Boy is he p-whipped!

    Loved your comment about Tyler’s style. LMFAO! Tyler is intriguing to me, he actually seems mature and caring, albeit naive. I do hope he can accept the adoption one day. I was adopted, and I am thankful that my birth mother had the wisdom and maturity to allow me to have a wonderful life.

  16. 16
    Robin Robinez
    Posted August 13, 2010 at 9:03 pm

    Nadia,

    I am not sure about this re-cap.It seemed to me less of a re-cap and more like opinions that you have in regard’s to the cast of character’s.I will continue in the same vein though because it is an interesting way to see what other folks think of these gals.

    Maci.You said that maturity is hard to argue with.In Maci’s case I agree that she is the most mature of the bunch.But she show’s her age when she insists that she be introduced to the new girlfriend.(btw that was not nice when you called her a Ho.You don’t know her.)A mature person would introduce themselves and not wait to be introduced.Especially if that person will be spending any time with their baby.All three of them looked stupid.Each one bitching about not being introduced.Yeah..real mature.

    Catelyn.Why in the world would you say that she was celebrating her unplanned and unwanted pregnancy?It was plain as day she was celebrating her birthday.Are you saying that because she had an unplanned pregnancy and gave her baby up for adoption that she is no longer able to have a birthday with celebration? Please explain that one for me because I can’t wrap my mind around what her birthday had to do with her unplanned pregnancy and adoption.

    As far as Tyler is concerned,I have a feeling that he takes alot of shit from his parents and they want catelynn out of his life.Probably for fear of another pregnancy.After all they did have a scare recently.And I wouldn’t put it past Catelynn to get pregnant to keep him.She is a lost soul with no support system at all.I really feel for that kid.

    Farrah.Until I read the response here,I had no idea that Sophia’s father died.No wonder she has such a wall up.I remember seeing an episode,before her Mom went to jail,her Mother backhanded her as they were riding in the car.I thought to myself then that Farrah looked like she was expecting it.As if it happened before.But Farrah is so hard to feel sorry for because of her attitude..now I know why..she might have finally found someone that she loved and loved her and they had the baby and the “live happily ever after” was in her head..and her BF died.She longed for something she never had and it was almost there..gosh I wouldn’t wish that on anyone.Hopefully she can collect SSI payments’for Sophia due to her father’s death.It will help.

    Amber.Nope.You won’t hear me talk about her.At All.I won’t even go there.I will look like mean Nadia! :-)

    TC,Robin

  17. 17
    Robin Robinez
    Posted August 13, 2010 at 9:10 pm

    I meant mean Nerdia :-)

  18. 18
    Sweet_Dee
    Posted August 13, 2010 at 10:41 pm

    Robinez- I’m pretty sure Nerdia meant that Catelynn’s own birth was probably unwanted and unplanned (I kinda hafta agree, it’s probably true). Also, I believe Farrah’s boyfriend never knew about Sophia; when Farrah told her parents she was pregnant, they forced her to dump him and she cut off all contact with him. He died in a car accident shortly afterwards.

  19. 19
    lawmole
    Posted August 13, 2010 at 10:54 pm

    Thanks Nerdia for recapping this show. It is one of my guilty pleasures and I had hoped it would eventually receive recapping love.

    I love Maci – she seems to have a decent head on her shoulders and really loves her baby and wants the best. I have to say I think she is making a huge mistake dating “Uncle Butter Face”. It didn’t work the first time so why would it be any better now with a toddler in tow!

    Catelyn – I have to agree with everyone that Tyler is ready to bolt but is too young to know how to breakup with her like a man. I hate this for both of them because in the past they have seemed like the 2 most likely to make it. Also, does anyone know if the small child that is always titled “Catelyn’s brother” is also Tyler’s brother? If so, this is one serious messed up situation.

    Farrah – I feel for her family situation. As a child who grew up with a crazy parent I know it is a hard life, however her general attitude makes it real hard to have much sympathy for her. Am I the only one who thinks the dead BF is a way to get sympathy? If I remember correctly, in her episode of 16 and Pregnant she states she cut the baby daddy out of her life because of him being abusive (this is stated before she had Sofia). Why is she now boohooing about him being dead for 2 years…WTF?!?!? I have started to think that this nut didn’t fall far from the nut tree!!!!! I keep hoping that Farrah’s dad would watch a couple of episodes, realize he is an abused spouse, grab Sofia and RUN. He seems to care about Sofia but is way to beat down (both his wife and daughter treat him like crap!) to be helpful at this point.

    Amber – What could possibly be said about this child. I could not imagine being trapped in a car with a screaming baby and Leah! I kept waiting for either Gary or her dad to stop whining and comfort Leah. Got on my nerves, when they were stopped for gas and Amber bitched at Gary for letting Leah out of her car seat. Being still that long is hard on a baby, especially when no one is interested in comforting or entertaining it. I have been hoping that Gary would take the kid and leave since Amber’s pregnancy episode. Gary seems lazy and stupid but at least he occasionally seems to care about the kid.

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    lawmole
    Posted August 13, 2010 at 11:11 pm

    One more thing – sorry about such a long post – I have been very eager to talk to others about this show.

  21. 21
    Reiray
    Posted August 14, 2010 at 12:03 am

    I know I may be alone on this but I’m totally behind Tyler on his anger. I think there’s a lot of reasons why he has to be angry as far as Catelynn goes. First off, just from a safety issue- Catelynn had told Tyler that she was a virgin- as Tyler was- and if his virginity was a big thing to him (as it is to some people) it was a lie that probably hurt his feelings if nothing else. Moreso- not knowing she had already been with another guy- and probably not using protection- she’s put him at a higher risk since he was unaware she’d had prior sexual partners and thus most likely didn’t get tested for STDs etc. Even if the other guy that Catelynn was with told her he was a virgin and disease free- how is Tyler suppossed to trust that- cuz obviously Catelynn lied to him so who’s to say the guy she was with couldn’t have just lied to her? I think the biggest issue is trust though. I think once someone lies about something- it is then harder to trust anything they say. I feel in relationships once that trust is broken and you can’t believe what your partner says it causes a lot of problems. I actually think Tyler handled himself very maturely in that if he wanted to just break up with her I think he would have done it after she lied and just said he couldn’t trust her. It looks like he wants to trust her thus the couselling- and especially for a young guy his age to suggest it- I’m really impressed that he isn’t just sweeping the problem under the rug as some guys might or taking petty revenge by maybe calling other girls and then lying to her about it but is addressing his feelings and being honest with her about the situation. I think the simple fact that she doesn’t seem to quite get what she did wrong is annoying too. If for no other reason than the trust, STD’s or feelings aspect- I would have figured she would have been honest with him purely because it sounds like they kept in touch and were friends while she was down in florida. For the record I agree with everyone who said both Catelynn and Tyler shouldn’t be doing the show. Although I like them I think everyone is right that it’s moreso just having them have to focus on the child they gave up so much.

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    Pixielated
    Posted August 14, 2010 at 12:36 am

    Any guy who doesn’t use protection the first time he has sex with someone is an idiot. Tyler should have used protection, then they wouldn’t have had the baby and he wouldn’t have to worry about STDs and sleeping with a non-virgin.

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    MichyPR
    Posted August 14, 2010 at 9:32 am

    I hate that it seems like I condone violence but when it comes to Farrah, the way she talks to her parents, and even before when she lived in their house she was so rude, if I spoke that way to my parents I wouldn’t have teeth right now and my parents were not abusive. It’s like the saying we have here “mejor dolor de mano que de corazon.” It’s better for your hand to hurt than your heart, kind of like a spare the rod, spoil the child kinda thing. I’m not saying beat them senseless, but maybe just a little spank or something when they’re young, you don’t have to hit them everyday or even hard, it’s just so they learn that what they’re doing is wrong and they won’t want it to happen again. I don’t have children but it’s the way I was raised and I am a well adjusted person, and my mom and her siblings were raised the same way and they are all professionals with nice, loving families. I feel really bad for Farrah’s dad.

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    Mer
    Posted August 18, 2010 at 11:55 am

    Hilarious synopsis, yo!

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