Teen Mom: Get Out My House!


Previously on “Teen Mom 2,” Jenelle skipped town, but took her mother’s credit cards for “emergencies,” Ali’s EmArAh came back normal, but Leah wants to get a second opinion because their douchebag doctor didn’t looks like he knew what he was talking about, Chelsea and Adam broke up again, but peacefully this time, and Jo is illegally holding Kailyn’s stuff hostage until she pays him back the $600 she owes him. Nothing can be done about this because no one in the situation knows the law including the cops that were called.

Kailyn spends her first segment talking to friends we’ve never seen before about exactly what was covered in her flashback. Jo has her stuff, Suzi called the cops, but Kailyn needs to get the $600 if she wants said stuff. Also, she’s nervous that Jo will hang on to Isaac just to spite her. Considering Jo asked the cops point blank if he could do that last week, it wouldn’t surprise me.

1TMKAILYNBOO BOOOOOO.

In South Dakota, Chelsea’s whinily VOs that her birthday is coming up, so this really isn’t a good time to be going through a breakup. When is a good time, Chelsea? But Randy’s happy as a clam that Adam’s out of the picture, so he’s taking Chelsea out to dinner to cheer her up. They talk about what caused the break, and I think Chelsea lies a little! I’m not sure, so feel free to back me up or set me straight, but she says that Adam was currently cheating on her and that he would be out until four in the morning with other girls. As I understood it, Adam admitted to having cheated in the past, but not since they started dating again.

2TMCHELSEAWOE I think Chelsea likes being a victim more than we all thought…

Randy can barely contain his glee at this point, so when Chelsea asks him what she should do he practically giggles when he tells her to move on and that Adam owes her nearly $2000 in child support. Good luck squeezing that out of his tank top. Chelsea’s still a sad monkey, but at least there’s already less Adam this episode, so that muscle in my shoulder has yet to tense up.

And man, the stories are changing all OVER the place! Remember last week when Jenelle said she had gas money to make the trip to Jersey with Kieffer, and she had Barbara’s credit cards for “emergencies”? Well, now she’s VOing that she TOOK her mom’s credit cards to help pay for gas and food. What happened to her gas money?

3TMJENELLEPOTLooks like someone made a potstop…

Seriously Jenelle? Are you honestly one of those people who’s smoked themselves stupid? You took your mother’s credit cards PLURAL. Do you think she won’t notice? What’s the plan here? Yeesh, anyway, the two dumbest lovebirds in the world head up to Jersey (which is only a ten hour drive from Oak Island, fyi.), and meet Kieffer’s brother, Chris and his girlfriend Jane.

4TMJANEThe Reefer brothers appear to share the same taste in women.

Jane sweetly asks about Jace and politely listens as Jenelle explains the fucked up situation her baby is in. Also, they are all HELLA stoned at this point, which probably explains what happens at dinner later. Also? Kieffer and Chris do not seem like they haven’t seen each other in two years. They seem like they haven’t seen each other in two months. Just sayin…

Aaah, West Virginia! Leah is really behind in the wedding planning because of Ali’s health issues, and she still appears to maintain the same taste patters I do – the more expensive the better! We’re not snobs, I swear. It’s totally unintentional.

5TMLEAHFLOWERS

Which of these bouquets do you like? One of them is ridiculously more expensive, but they’re also so different that it’s a matter of preference, as well. In situations like these when the price isn’t displayed, I invariably pick the pricier one. I should go on that game show…

Anywho, Leah gabs with her mom and Corey’s mom at the florist about how overwhelmed she is, but she appears pretty blissful as she samples bouquets to hold. Afterward, she heads home to Corey GAHCUTESOMOTHERFUCKINCUTE (that’s gonna happen every time I see Corey play with those babies like he was just then), and they get the girls together for Joetta and Jeff to take them for the weekend. The bachelor and bachelorette parties are this weekend, but Leah’s having a hard time enjoying the prospect of a party when there’s still so much to do for the wedding. Like sending out invitations… Whoa. I mean, now it’s not funny how behind they are… because nobody’s gonna come…

Corey’s too blissful to stress out, but his advice of “Calm down and enjoy yourself,” doesn’t do much for the current freakout state that Leah’s living in. Pffft, MEN. The quickest way to a punch in the balls is for a male to tell me to just calm down when I’m pissed off or freaking out. I WILL HAVE MY FEELINGS. Commercial!

In Pennsylvania, Suzi is still being awesomely supportive to Kailyn, and it’s still puzzling me, and Jo is still being a douche which is par for the course. Janet and Eddie confront him calmly over a bottle white wine in the kitchen.

6TMEDDIEJANETWINEThis seems so weird to me. It’s like they’re trying to be WASPy in response to Jo trying to be street.

They ask him if he feels he has everything under control, and considering he does have Kailyn’s clothes and baby under his roof, the answer is yes, he has everything under control. He’s such a little shite – he sits there and smiles like he’s eaten some delicious canary, when really all Kailyn has to do is draw up some custody papers, and take him to small claims court for Jo’s pathetic house of cards to fall down. Whatever, Eddie advises Jo to be in control of his emotions, and Janet advises Jo to maintain a relationship with Kailyn to ensure that he will have a relationship with Isaac. Jo actually says something so mature that I feel like a producer pulled him aside and coached him – he says that Kailyn is a good mother, and that he’s not going to keep Isaac from her. He’s also going to maintain a good relationship with her so he can see Isaac, and with her no longer living with them, that’s very easy to do.

7TMEDDIEDRPHIL Uh… yeah. You been watchin’ Dr. Phil, Kid?

Good on his word, Kailyn receives a text on her way to work that day from Jo ensuring that she will be able to get Isaac from Junior that day and that her clothes will be waiting for her when she has the money. That she doesn’t legally have to have since there was no contract or verbal agreement about a loan or repayment. Whatever, Kailyn’s relieved. Baby steps.

And now for the worst bachelor/ette parties on the planet. Oh well, I guess that’s what you get being underage in West Virginia.

8TMLEAHCOREPARTY Bonfires and Pure Romance parties.

Okay, I actually love Pure Romance parties and it was adorable how fast Leah was able to slip a condom on a banana with one hand. It was weird that she did it in her mother’s house during a game her mother was overseeing, but I ignored that. What I did NOT ignore was one of Leah’s douchebag friends wondering what will happen if Leah finds that she missed out on something awesome getting married so early. SHUT THE FUCK UP, DUMBASS. Corey gabs about how happy he is to get married to his friends… and that’s about it.

In Jersey, because that’s where Jenelle is now, the happy couples head out for sushi. Surprise, surprise – they’re STARVING! This is when Barbara decides to call and rip Jenelle like, the biggest new asshole we’ve seen yet. She accuses Jenelle and Keiffer of stealing the credit cards, re-kicks Jenelle out of the hosue, and tells the girl that if she comes by to get her stuff, the cops they will be called.

9TMBARBARAPISSEDShe’s not playing games THIS time.

Jenelle’s so stoned she takes Chris’ advice and tells her mother that she’s out to dinner and they’ll discuss the matter at a later date. SNAP. Then Barbara really loses it and calls Jenelle no daughter of hers, and tells her that she’ll never see Jace again.

In Chelsea’s world (because we all just live in it), she’s lonely living in the house with just Aubree, but doesn’t mind that she’s the sole caregiver because she mentions that she kind of always was. She VOs that Adam always did what he wanted anyway, so the entirety of Aubree’s care falling on Chelsea’s shoulders isn’t unfamiliar. Cut to Adam!

10TMADAMFOURWHEELERDOOOOUCHE!!! MEGADOOOOOUCHE!!!!

Friend Randy (who, if possible, is even more unattractive than Adam) asking Adam how things are. Adam claims that he’s been better since he and Cheslea just broke up (he’s got to pay for stuff now, so I get that). They were always fighting and Dad Randy hated him. Friend Randy is dumb enough to ask Adam why Dad Randy was such a dick, and Adam spins some dumbass tale about Chelsea always running to her dad after a fight and never telling Adam’s side of the story. Adam? It would have helped your case if your side of the story hadn’t been you knocking up Randy’s daughter, living in his house for free and either sleeping, going out or playing Call of Duty instead of showing any interest in your daughter. Think about it. Adam says he understands Dad Randy’s protective nature of Chelsea and mentions that he’ll probably be the same way with Aubree. But he also says that he’ll sure as shit not spoil Aubree like Randy spoiled Chelsea. I think that’s the first thing Adam said that didn’t make me want to punch him in the face. I also think it’s kind of astute given that Randy spoiling the shit out of Chelsea and never giving it to her for being disrespectful to him made Chelsea totally incapable of giving it to Adam for being disrespectful to her.

11TMRANDYHere’s Friend Randy, BTW. His hair’s like a reverse Pauly D…

In West Virginia, and Leah’s still stressed about the wedding prep. She gets on Corey’s ass about tuxes and whatnot, and wants to postpone. Corey suggests that they get their marriage license and get legally married and then have the ceremony. Leah doesn’t want to do that and I see why. It kind of takes the pop out of the ceremony if you get my meaning. It’s a girl thing, I guess. Corey doesn’t feel like they’re rushing into anything considering they’re technically been together for almost two years, but Leah still has doubts about getting married so young. She VOs that she doesn’t want to hurt Corey, but she does want to be honest with him about feeling totally overwhelmed. I think this is the “big fight” that’s listed in the episode description on my DVR. And if this is the “big fight” (when in actuality it was just a reasonable conversation with no raised voices) that has the couple rethinking their marriage, I kind of think this whole thing was totally staged by MTV to give Corey and Leah an obstacle besides Ali. Whatever.

12TMLEAHCOREYROCK Nice try, MTV. Coreleah is solid as a ROCK.

In Pennsylvania, Kailyn picks up Isaac from Junior and heads back to Suzi’s. She tries to do some schoolwork, but babies are notoriously bad with computers, so she waits until he goes to sleep to finish. Then she calls Jo to discuss a more defined custody agreement, and they have a very civil discussion about Isaac being with Kail Monday through Friday and with Jo on the weekends. They agree to that arrangement and also to attending a custody hearing and getting the same arrangement in writing. Kailyn tells Jo that she’ll have the money she owes him by the end of the week and asks to come pick up her things. Jo agrees, and they hang up, drama free. Well, that was boring.

Jenelle must still be driving back from Jersey, because we cut right back to South Dakota, and Chelsea, who’s trying to get Megan to hang out with her again. She claims it was “hard” while Adam was in the picture, and I think that’s an interesting interpretation of kowtowing to one’s dickhead boyfriend at the expense of one’s best friend, but that’s just me.

13TMCHELSEAMEEEEWhy are you mad at meeeee?

Chelsea doesn’t even bother asking Megan how she is before she starts talking about the breakup. It was fine, kinda mutual, blah, blah, blah – let’s hang out! Megan, proving she isn’t worth half the accolades I laud her, accepts Chelsea’s offer to hang out immediately and the girls make plans to take Aubree to the a butterfly house. BTW, unrelated, but those things freak me the fuck out. I am terrified of bugs and butterflies are BUGS. Big ones, with big wings and spiny legs. I can’t imagine why one would willingly submit themselves to hanging out in a room letting a bunch of insects land on them. Shudder. Shudder, I say.

Cut to the Butterfly House (of HORRORS), and Tiffany, her son Keyon, Megan and Chelsea head inside. Chelsea VOs once more that it sucks she had to break up with Adam during her birthday WEEK, but she’s glad her friends are making her feel better. Please, Chelsea. If you and Adam had still been together on your birthday, he would have slapped your ass and given you a coupon for Adam-lovin’ if he did anything at all. You’re better off.

And because it wouldn’t be a day with Chelsea if she didn’t talk about her problems, the girls sit down on a bench to discuss the Adam Situation. Chelsea actually says something insightful when she explains that she doesn’t think a family works if you do it backwards – get pregnant and try to make a family with the pieces that happened to fall in your lap. Tiffany agrees and says that just because two people have a baby together, doesn’t mean they should be together. Chelsea sighs and says that she’s realized she’ll either be going it alone or doing it with her friends.

14TMMEGANTHANKS Thanks for volunteering me, Chelsea! Shall I move in again?

Aaah, finally to Jenelle. It’s time for her and Kieffer to return to North Carolina. Kieffer’s a whiny bitch about leaving, but it’s Jenelle who’s quaking in her boots. Not only does she not have a place to stay, Barbara canceled the credit cards they were using. Cut to Barbara stuffing Jenelle’s clothes in trash bags and putting them on the porch. She’s all the while whining to Jace about his deadbeat mother, and I FEEL for that baby who I swear hasn’t smiled in weeks.

On the drive home, Kieffer tells Jenelle they can stay at Mike’s beachhouse again, and this time they have a month. Start saving your money, Honey. Interestingly, Kieffer has an entirely different head and facial hairdo between the car ride home and hopping in bed at Mike’s.

15TMKIEFFER This kid is weird.

We return from commercial to Pennsylvania and Kailyn texts Jo that she has his money. Huzzah! Drama to ensue… In South Dakota, Randy and Chelsea go out to dinner so she can talk about the breakup AGAIN. Oh, then there’s a change of pace – Chelsea, in addition to receiving a free place to live and financial aid, thinks she should get Lady Gaga tickets for her birthday so she can have some Teen Time. Man, I’m on the fence about this one. Yes, I think Chelsea is a good mom – she spends shit-tons of time with Aubree and is genuinely the girl’s primary caregiver with very little help. However, she has not obeyed a single rule of Randy’s, nor met any of the goals they agreed upon. I just don’t think behavior like that should be rewarded with a concert, 19th birthday or no.

16TMRANDY But I’ll give you half a guess as to whether or not Randy agrees with me.

A few days later, Chelsea drops Aubree off at her mother Mary’s house and the girls get on the road to St. Paul. There’s more Adam discussion on the way there and then OMGOMG ADAM FACEBOOKS CHELSEA! And that kind of high school bullshit excitement Chelsea exhibits when she sees it. She freaks out to Megan and Tiffany who tell her to delete it, THEN – in the most solid evidence we have yet of some kind strange relationship going on between Randy and Chelsea – she claims she needs to call “Randalicious.” FUCKING GROSS. Randy tells her to delete the Facebook before anyone else can see it and tell Adam to get his shit out of Chelsea’s garage. Boom.

I wish there were a chance in hell of Chelsea actually doing that. That is shit I would pay to see. Anywho, the girls go to Lady Gaga and have a blast with some seriously fucked up hairdos. Chelsea VOs that a night off from being a mom was just what she needed.

17TMCHELSEAHAIR Seriously, what the fuck?

Ooh, and now it’s back to North Carolina. Jenelle straight walks into her mother’s house and picks up Jace despite Barbara getting all, “What the fuck are you doing here in this house where you are now effectively trespassing.” Jenelle ignores her, because that’s the smart thing to do to someone who has control of your child, so Barbara starts asking where her credit cards are. Jenelle, even though there is footage of her admitting to having them, lies and says that she doesn’t. Then she has the gall to ask for her financial aid check and Barbara cracks me up when she reveals she sent that shit BACK. Jenelle’s all “WTF that’s just like STEALING from me!” But Barbara couldn’t be less sympathetic. Jenelle starts ignoring her again, and then Barbara literally starts SCREAMING at her asking Jenelle why she would “doooo this!!!!!!”

Honestly, while Barbara has a penchant for trying the same solution over and over expecting something different to happen, if Jenelle were ignoring me like that and lying about stealing my credit cards, I would flip the motherfuck out. It’d be more than screaming that’d happen, and Jace’d probably get put into my creepy boyfriend Mike’s custody before the day was out.

18TMBARBARA So really, we should give her some credit for just yelling.

Barbara threatens to call the police, then Jenelle starts crying and picks up Jace, claiming all she wants to do is see her son. Ugh, shut up, Jenelle. We know that you want to see your son. We also know that you want to smoke lots of weed and take impromptu road trips with your leech boyfriend. That’s where the problem is. The saddest thing is Jace’s face as Jenelle screams in his ear. Both women are irate and Jenelle finally leaves, promising to come back for her trashbags on the porch. Ugh, man that was awful. Thank God for Taco Bell commercials.

The final segment starts with Kailyn and Suzi heading to the Rivera house to get Kailyn’s stuff. Jo starts off an ass from minute ONE asking if the check Kailyn hands him is gonna bounce when he tries to cash it. She quietly says, “No,” obviously embarrassed to be in the situation in the first place, and then he’s all, “You sure?” I’ve never wanted to pee on someone, but I think that’s what I feel about Jo right now. The two head up the stairs to get Kailyn’s stuff that Jo has LOCKED in his room (what, because your mom is gonna sneak it out?), and then he gets all pissy with Kailyn when she wants to look through the bags and make sure all of her things (that Jo is holding illegally) are still there and intact. He gets pissier and pissier because she’s refused to sign the check until she gets her things, and finally, when they make it to the bottom of the stairs, everyone’s yelling, Kailyn’s totally freaked out, and Jo officially LOSES IT. Finally Janet and Eddie step in after Jo’s called Kailyn a bitch a couple of times, and Kailyn and Suzi head out into a thunderstorm.

19TMJOASS Jo? It’s get out OF my house. Say it with me.

Thank God we close on a nice note in West Virginia. Leah and Corey pick up the girls from Jeff and Joetta’s but things are tense between them after their “big fight.” They talk it out, and Leah realizes that Corey believes that if they don’t get married, it means that Leah doesn’t love him. In the sweetest way possible, he gives her an ultimatum – if they don’t get married, then he won’t feel the same way about her. But the ball’s in her court. Man, even when he’s kind of a dick, I still love Corey.

Next week? Jenelle and Barbara yell some more, Ali gets her second opinion, Chelsea finally tries to get child support from Adam and Jo now scares the shit out of Kailyn. Loooooks good….

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Alejandra lives in Los Angeles and is an actor/writer/producer of opinions.  She loves the beach, but never goes, and hates reality stars, but follows them religiously.  In addition to TVGasm, you can read her writing at the online magazine DigN2It, or various fanfiction websites if you're industrious enough to find her.  If you're not industrious at all, a bottle of fine wine will always be an acceptable bribe.

34 Comments

  1. 1
    ElmStreet
    Posted March 18, 2011 at 6:49 pm

    I had to put the fight between Barbara and Jenelle on mute. It *still* broke my TV.

    How is Adam going to keep Aubree from being spoiled if he is a deadbeat dad? I feel bad for Aubree in this situation – it’s not like she has a positive role model, with her mom being so immature and spineless, Grandpa being a doormat, and her dad being … her dad.

    And I hope that Janet and Eddie watched this episode, and then proceeded to beat the holy shit out of Jo. That was a DICK MOVE on his part, with the “is that check gonna bounce” and holding her stuff like that after having such a civil conversation with Kailyn before. I don’t know legalities, but could Kailyn use the conversation that MTV taped between them as evidence that they had a civil agreement, or would that hold up in court?

  2. 2
    Liz
    Posted March 18, 2011 at 7:42 pm

    Great recap, Alejandra! And I totally agree with you about the butterfly houses. Creepy.

    I can’t believe how ridiculous Barbara and Jenelle get. Don’t get me wrong, Jenelle fucks up alot, but I don’t know why Barbara thinks things are going to get better by her getting back at Jenelle. I think her mailing the financial aid check back is just childish – just as childish as Jo holding Kailyn’s stuff until he got his money from her. And did anyone else notice how aggressive she was towards Jenelle? But then she’s so shocked that Jenelle pushed her. Yeah, wonder where she got that from.

    Also, I am dying to see what Dr. Drew is going to say about their relationship!

  3. 3
    NMH
    Posted March 18, 2011 at 10:31 pm

    I was sure that Jo had done something horrible to Kailynn’s bags when he insisted on her NOT going through them like pee, poo, spit, etc. I hope his parents are truly embarrased by their son. Janelle I have no more sympathy for even with a mother like Barbara. She has no morals whatsoever. Chelsea is soo spoiled, has a terrible fashion sense, and Randy just makes me frustrated. She was already back with Adam by reunion time so every comment she makes VO about moving on just irritates me. Who does she think she is kidding? Corey made me sad when he made the comment about not feeling the same if Leah didn’t marry him as scheduled. Even though he is a great guy, he is still a guy, not realizing how involved wedding planning is while also dealing with childhood drama. For some reason, guys think elves come in the night and magically take care of things that need to be done. Also irritated with Leah’s friend with her comment about missing out on something awesome becaus of getting married so soon. She is the same lame friend who was with leah stirring the pot while she was flirting with Robbie on Pregnant and 16.

  4. 4
    brooke
    Posted March 18, 2011 at 11:34 pm

    Jenelle and Kieffer charged over $1,200 to that credit card during their little trip. Jenelle knew what she was doing which is why she stole two of Barbara’s credit cards and not one. Barbara filed a police report and was going to press charges but decided not to because they both promised to pay her back. I doubt they did. Here’s the link.

    http://icydk.com/2011/01/12/teen-mom-2%E2%80%99s-jenelle-evans-accused-of-fraud/

    Jenelle only wants to see Jace when it’s convenient for her. If she has anything better to do she’s gone without a single thought about Jace. In last weeks episode when she was leaving for NJ she didn’t hug or kiss Jace goodbye. She didn’t even acknowledge him even though he was right next to her and she knew she would be gone for a few days. She has no attachment or bond with that baby. It’s weird. It’s like Jace is her little brother and not her son. Poor Jace. If it wasn’t for Barbara he would be completely abandoned. At least he knows his grandmother loves him enough to take care of him and try to raise him properly, even if she may be crazy.

    Jo and Kailyn did have a verbal agreement that Kailyn would pay him back the money. It took place in the episode where she asked Jo to borrow it. I don’t like Jo because he’s an asshole, but I also think Kailyn is very ungrateful.

    Randy, who I found out is a dentist and runs his own dental practice, paid for lady gaga tickets for Chelsea and her friends as well as their hotel and food. Chelsea is spoiled rotten. That is all.

    Also, Leah and Corey bore me.

  5. 5
    Alejandra
    Posted March 19, 2011 at 3:41 am

    Whoa. How exactly does one spend $1200 in three days on a road trip to NEW JERSEY? Impressive fact-finding, Brooke. Though I do take issue with the verbal agreement between Kailyn and Jo. Kailyn said she would pay him back, but neither one established when or whether there would be anything (like clothing) to be used as collateral.

    As for all the comments that consider Kailyn ungrateful, having lived in one or two situations in which my home was filled with people I either didn’t like or didn’t like me (hello, college!). I never wanted to go home, I got depressed, my grades suffered, and in general life bleeeeeew. When you don’t have a good place to come home to, it affects your entire life. I don’t think Kailyn meant to be ungrateful. I think she had to live in a house with a boy who literally said that he hated her, and that shit is rough. I get that the Rivera’s gave Kailyn a place to live, and I applaud them for that, but even they couldn’t have thought it would last very long.

  6. 6
    NotWithoutMyTV notwithoutmytv
    Posted March 19, 2011 at 6:27 am

    Jace will be in the same Celebrity Rehab as Bethanny’s kid and 75% of the Gosselin horde.

  7. 7
    Haley
    Posted March 19, 2011 at 7:01 am

    There’s so much wrong with some of these situations.

    I cannot stand Chelsea. I honestly think I hate her as much as I hate Adam. She needs to grow a backbone – immediately. One of my biggest pet peeves is girls who let people (especially their SOs) walk all over them. *Shudder* Oh and I totally agree about the butterfly house. That is not a place I would ever willingly subject myself to.
    (Oh and can Chelsea please get a job. Your dad should not be the only person in your family paying for your child! It’s weird.) I don’t know how I feel about her friend Megan – how do you live with your BFF seeing how hard it is to raise a child and then go and get into a teenange pregnancy for yourself less than a year later? Weird. To each his own I guess.
    http://starcasm.net/archives/84214

    Then there’s Janelle. So worthless. I feel awful for Jace. Could you imagine growing up in his circumstances, with a verbally abusive grandmother, no father figure, and a mother that’s more like a sister?

    Kailyn – I like her. I know many people think she’s pouty and ungrateful but she still seems to be the one on the show with an actual back bone and who actually takes care of her own child and finances.

    Leah – Well Leah’s Leah. I like her. What else is there to say?

  8. 8
    JudgyWudgy JudgyWudgy
    Posted March 19, 2011 at 7:39 am

    @brooke, I agree with everything you say about Jenelle. It’s completely true, she only wants to see him when it works for her, or oddly, when it seems like she’s looking for a fight. I typically don’t comment on Barbara and Jenelle because it’s just TOO MUCH of a trainwreck, but I do agree. I also don’t see what Barbara thinks she’s going to accomplish by using Jace as a weapon; half her conversations end with “And you’ll never see your kid again!” Guess who that hurts? The kid.

    I don’t see the Kailyn being ungrateful thing. I’m not disputing that she does, because my sister says the same thing, but just that I personally don’t see it.

    @Alejandra, I completely hear you…I had at LEAST one terrible roommate all throughout college until my last year when I finally wisened up and lived alone. It was awful. I would sit in my car and call my mom to vent and avoid going home. And who wants to resort to that? At least look where it’s gotten you – writing these awesome recaps!

    Of course, I also agree on the Chelsea front. Grossly spoiled. Sure, I’ve gotten some handouts from my parents from time to time, but I graduated high school, college, and found a job to support myself. Oh, and didn’t get pregnant at 16 by a complete douchebag. Also, they went to Minerva’s for her birthday, which is Sioux Falls’ hifalutin’ old school restaurant. I went there for my very own birthday dinner. And can walk there from my apartment. But I know nobody cares, because Chelsea sucks.

  9. 9
    snappleaddict
    Posted March 19, 2011 at 8:53 am

    I don’t have a credit card, but is there a way to get cash out on it like a debit card? Maybe that’s how Jenelle racked up so much debt, weed money. Either that, or she and Kieffer stayed in a hotel and not with his brother.

  10. 10
    indcolts1813
    Posted March 19, 2011 at 11:51 am

    Obviously weed is a VERY important necessity in any road trip. Everyone knows that. So my guess is that Janelle was getting cash advances (which I guess you can do, because I saw it in the preview) and using that to pay for pot. Or Keifer was taking the card(s) and getting cash when Janelle wasn’t looking. Either way, Jenelle is rotten to the core and has no excuse for her behavior. I know everyone hates Barbara, but if you watched Jenelle’s episode of 16 and Pregnant you would know why she is the way she is. I would be WAY worse if Janelle were my daughter. Also, in this instance, I think Barbara should keep Janelle’s stuff – it’s obvious that Janelle didn’t pay for any of it. Seriously, Barbara is really trying with Janelle – if she weren’t, she wouldn’t keep taking Janelle back. It isn’t her fault that that is the worst possible answer to fixing the relationship; she honestly doesn’t know any better. What I really don’t get is why Jenelle is bothering to lie about it. I guess that people who are constantly high don’t really understand the concept of logic.

    I recently went back and re-watched all the girls’ 16 and Pregnant episodes…trust me, not much has changed. Janelle was literally the worst mother in the history of the show, Chelsea was a spoiled brat, Adam was the worst father in the history of the show, Kailyn was sad, and Jo was a complete douche lord. At the time, Jo’s parents and Kailyn seemed to be much closer – Janet even told Kailyn that she basically didn’t blame her if she left Jo. But Leah – Leah was really lousy. I really hope that she has grown up, because if she reverts back to the way she was on 16 and Pregnant, I am really going to hate her (again). Corey is as good of a partner/father as Jenelle is a horrible daughter/mother and he did not deserve the crap Leah put him through. She was nothing short of a bitch to him during the entire episode. This whole wedding thing is bringing back bad feelings for me. :)

  11. 11
    Lizbot
    Posted March 19, 2011 at 12:08 pm

    Does anyone really think that Janelle got to be the way she is all on her own? That her behaviour is what has turned Barbara into the harpie rather than the other way around?

    I don’t let Janelle off the hook — she’s old enough to start making better choices — but trust me, her mother had a big hand in making her into what she is today. And don’t doubt for a second that poor Jace will get the same treatment once he’s old enough to really start displeasing his grandmother. And I’m sure Barbara didn’t get that way all on her own either…I wonder what Janelle’s grandparents are like…

    It’s all really really sad and I wish that Dr. Phil…I mean Drew…would actually do something to help these people rather than exploiting their dysfunction for television.

  12. 12
    Bre
    Posted March 19, 2011 at 3:24 pm

    @Brooke – If Barbara loved Jace, she wouldn’t look him in the face and yell “Your mom is BAD, BAD, BAD” Jenelle is a screw up, but she was raised by a manipulative, cold bitch, and Jace will be just as screwed up whether he’s raised by Barbara or Jenelle

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    Makmck
    Posted March 19, 2011 at 3:29 pm

    Wow – great comments and insights from everyone.

    Just one addition. Did anyone notice how Kailyn told Joe ‘don’t touch me’when she was trying to go upstairs and get her stuff? She said it twice and looked serious as a heart attack. Jo backed off right quick! Punk.

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    jayem
    Posted March 19, 2011 at 6:14 pm

    I agree with those of you who say Jenelle is the way she is BECAUSE of Barbara. When all you get is screamed at and threatened, of course your moral turpitude is gonna be a little bit off. Barbara is verbally and emotionally abusive. No sane person keeps hounding someone to be a better parent while simultaneously holding the baby over their head every time she DOES want to see him. Obviously Jenelle needs to make some serious changes if she wants to be a functioning adult. But her general sense of ennui is definitely due to her mother’s vitrol. I’m interested to see what Dr, Drew says to her too, because he sure did rip Caitlynn’s mom a new one for her behavior.

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    LadyStardust
    Posted March 20, 2011 at 2:16 am

    I feel BAD for Leah. I really think Corey loves her, but I think she feels trapped. They were only together a MONTH before she got pregnant. I’m originally from WV and I could have easily taken that same road…sure I loved my high school boyfriend at the time. He wanted me to marry him and blah blah right out of high school. It’s fairly common there. However, I didn’t want that and we broke up and I moved across the country for college. I know that if I had stayed there, gotten married, and had kids (in whatever order) I would be absolutely miserable and probably divorced. Maybe Leah feels similar? I know if I had twins with my ex, it would have been MUCH harder to leave.

    I know everyone wants them together because Corey is such a great guy and father, but it’s not fair to either one of them if she’s not really into the whole idea as much as he is. There’s no way they’d even be together if it weren’t for the twins.

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    Megs
    Posted March 20, 2011 at 4:24 am

    I really wish Jenelle and / or Barbra had considered an adoption plan for Jace. Regardless of whose fault it is, that house of screeching is not a healthy environment. Neither is being used as a pawn (Jace) by Barbra whenever she wants to discipline Jenelle. It’s sad, sad, sad. I don’t think adoption would of made Janelle suddenly become awesome like Caitlyn and Tyler from Teen Mom 1, but at least she wouldn’t be dragging an innocent boy down with her.

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    Lizbot
    Posted March 20, 2011 at 9:46 am

    @Megs: I totally agree! But sadly it seems that both of these women lack the ability to see things that unselfishly.

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    Megan
    Posted March 20, 2011 at 1:25 pm

    I must say something regarding the comments that Janelle is the way she is because of her Mother. I am the mother of a 18 year old girl. Her father (my husband) and I hardly ever argue about anything and we don’t raise our voice in front of our kids. And my daughter was sweet, good head on her shoulders, got good grades girl until she met her current boyfriend. In the last year since she met the boy, she has turned into a totally different kid that is a smart alec, talks back, ignores curfews, spends money (that is not hers) loosely. Perhaps, Janelle’s baby daddy had something to do with the way she is. Just sayin

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    considerthis
    Posted March 20, 2011 at 4:34 pm

    Jo & Kail – First off what does either of the Riveria children do? Are they employed? Junior seems to be an au pair in training? How does Jo tell Kail to get the fuck outta HIS house – umm no sweetie it is Mom and Dad’s house that you will stay at until they die and you can take it over. WTF with the Riveria’s sipping Chardonnay as the discuss Jo’s sitution – weird.

    Chelsea – I called the creepy daddy love a looooong time ago. RAND-A-LICIOUS as I much as I try every time I say or even think it I throw up a little in my mouth. I think she lied to Dad about the break up because her HUGE ego (matches her ass) could not contemplate that Adam is just not that into her – of course there HAS to be another girl.

    100% agree that the producers are trying like hell to make Corey & Leah have “issues” as god forbid they are happy and actually defy the odds to live happily ever after.

    I agree too that the timing/editing on Jenelle is weird. Reffer either is part Chia pet with the hair/beard growth. Also what a lucky coincidence that Barb phone Janelle just as the camera were rolling. How did Janeefer get back to N.C. with no cash or did moneybags bro float them a loan? BTW Pot is no free where does the $ for that come from?

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    Lizbot
    Posted March 20, 2011 at 4:57 pm

    Megan, I get what you’re saying — not all parents with wayward kids are the cause of their kids’ problems. However, Barbara can’t seem to help but demonstrate on television the type of parenting skills that are almost certain to affect the character of all but the most resilient children — not just in how she treats Jenelle but how she treats Jace (e.g., failing to protect him from the screaming matches going on between her and Jennelle).

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    JessiMae82
    Posted March 20, 2011 at 8:27 pm

    Megs,
    Barbara and Jenelle’s House of Dysfunction is one of the most unhealthy environments I have ever seen. Didn’t Amber (from the original “Teen Mom”) have her child taken from her after episodes illustrating her neglectful and abusive behavior aired? It seems as though Child Services would take one look at what kind of environment Jace is being raised in and jump right in to take him out of it. That poor baby needs a stable home environment and lots of love.

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    Dtc
    Posted March 21, 2011 at 1:30 am

    Regarding janelle…I think it’s a little too late to use her upbringing as an excuse for her horrid behavior. I know alot of people that were raised in far worse homes than she was with parents that would make Barbara look like a saint and they are terrific parents mainly because they figured out that when they made the adult decision to bring a child in to this world that meant they actuallly had to be adults. The whole thing about blaming the upbringing of a child is a cop out…Janelle made the decision to have sex and then made the decision to have the child. She needs to stop being selfish and grow up. Barbara was right…she’s been raising janelle’s kid since day one and she’s given her every opportunity to get it right and the thanks she got was having her own daughter steal from her and disrespect her and her home. I can’t imagine the heartbreak I would feel if my own child did that to me. I do agree that it would have been nest if they had put Jace up for adoption because Barbara doesn’t want to raise a child either however at this point what choice does have.

    Kail and her attitude have always been a problem for me. Don’t get me wrong I think she needs to get as far away from Joe as possible but I still think she was hugely ungrateful to his parents. Anytime you are living with someone and they are basically supporting you, and by supporting I mean they are footing the bill for the food you eat, the electricity you use, the water you bathe in and the roof over your head, you should do your best to follow and respect their rules not to mention I think she jumped into another relationship way too fast. Is her kid even a year old yet? Getting a boyfriend should have been the last thing on her mind when she hasn’t even learned to stand on her own yet. Also I think someone asked what Joe does for a living. I think I read somewhere that he works for FedEx or something like that.

    Chelsea is still a dumbass and the thing with her dad is weird. What a strange thing to call your father.

    Corey and Leah…still cute as a button but I’m with those saying that she shouldn’t get married if she has the least little bit of doubt. Thought it was nice of her mom to tell her she had her back even if she changed her mind at the last possible moment. I do hope they get married though just because they’re so feeakin’ cute.

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    Jacey
    Posted March 21, 2011 at 8:12 am

    I’m sorry but if I did what Janelle did then I would be in jail or got my ass beat down by my mom. So I don’t fault Barbara for that. I just wish she didn’t do it in front of Jace. The question of taking cash out of the credit card is that you have to have the pin number at least that’s how my credit card works. I think Janelle needs to be scared straight because she is out of control. What happened to her job? I don’t think you can just take off to NJ anytime you want.

    Kail has it rough. I am glad her mother is stepping up to the plate. I feel for Suzi and Eddie because they are stuck between their son and the mother of their grandchild. I personally think they have done the best they could with the situation. Now they just need to give Jo a swift kick in the butt. No one should ever treat someone like that. He’s an ass and I’m all for him finding out what the real world is like.

    Chelsea is a MESS! I hated Adam and I’m glad he’s gone. I don’t get the oooggggiiee feeling from Randy. I think he’s like my dad. I’m his princess and in his own words he is going to spoil me til the day he dies.

    Leah and Corey are just too cute and I love their twins. I would love to have a guy like Corey. We just have douches in my hometown like Adam and Jo lol

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    Terrence
    Posted March 21, 2011 at 8:21 am

    I thought it was overall a good episode. This is such a great show.

    Chelsea: So what happened with school? Oh brother. I think she’s a good mom but damn focus on school. Randy is the biggest push over. She was less annoying in this episode since she and Adam finally stopped playing house.

    Leah: Okay am I the only one that it was a little weird that mom is directing the condom-on-the-banana game? How ironic that the teen mom is the one who was able to put the condom on so fast. I guess she developed some skill after having those twins.

    Like everyone else really like Corey and Leah together though.

    Kaitlyn: I’m rooting for her. She doesn’t always make the best choices with men but overall she’s a good girl just trying to better herself. Working two jobs, raising a child, and going to school are not easy tasks when singular but to have all that piled on her plate is tough. Jo is a big you-know-what.

    Jenelle: Jenelle, Jenelle, Jenelle. I so want to root for her. I do but she just keeps making dumb mistake after dumb mistake. First we’re smoking herb on the front porch in broad daylight with tv crews on hand and now we’re committing credit card fraud? I’m confused as to how one spends $1200 in 3 days as well. Me thinks that there was some off camera shopping at some mall in Jersey.

    The yelling in front of that baby was uncalled for and I blame BOTH adults for that. A child needs to be in a pleasant protective environment and I’m very much against arguing in front of a child. Particularly the screaming match those two were having. Either way she’s the most interesting character on the show. Although I think Barabara was in her right to yell just not in front of little Jace.

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    Terrence
    Posted March 21, 2011 at 8:23 am

    Also Alejandra the comment about Keiffer not seeming as if he hasn’t seen his brother in two years is a good point. He’s totally manipulating Jenelle.

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    Dylan
    Posted March 21, 2011 at 9:22 am

    I agree with most of you about the whole Jenelle/Barbabra debacle. Obviously Jenelle is a screw up and Barbara is an even worst parent than her, not for the credit cards blow up (although doing it in front of the baby keeps proving the point) but because she lets it get to that point every time and i seriously believe she gets satisfaction out of it, just like with the custody issue and every single act of spite their sick relationship allows. it’s like she’s setting her daughter up for failure every time instead of trying to be a better parent and guide.
    I only feel bad for Jace, i swear every episode i watch i’ve said ‘i’ll adopt you baby’ at some point.

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    Classy Drunk classy drunk
    Posted March 21, 2011 at 10:51 am

    I have to agree that since all Barbara did was yell she might be better off than what my mother would have done to me had I stolen her credit cards and went off on a trip with my loser boyfriend. I am pretty sure there would have been two people in jail. Me for the credit card theft and my mother for assault.

    This is the first time I have seen Janet or her husband step in when dealing with Jo when he is berating someone. Are they scared of him and who is he to tell someone to get out of the house? Based on his actions I am pretty sure he pays no bill there. Jo is just mad because he didn’t think anyone would want Kail now that she’s had a baby. Typical boy…I don’t want her but if she’s with someone else then she’s a slut.

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    atf
    Posted March 21, 2011 at 1:42 pm

    I’ve been following the recaps since day one (fabulous job by the way) this is my first time commenting, Jennelle has forced me to do so.

    I was barely 20 when I found out I was pregnant in my last yearr of college…I decided I was going to keep my baby…my mom was pissed as hell she said she would never speak to me and I better marry the guy or she will never forgive me. I married my husband and now we have two kids ;D my children are the reason I want to better myself everyday sure there are days that I wish I had just swallowed but then something amazing happens like my 18 month old learns something new or my 5 month old laughs randomly and its all worth it all the sacrafices all the stretch marks all worth it.

    I don’t care how jenelle was raised you put your CHILD that you dragged into this world first just thinking aboutmy kids spending thenight at grandmas house scares the crap out of me I can’t imagine partying every night like that! My mom tried her best when it came to raising me! For fu*ks sake I was raised muslim! She wanted to raise me in this strict cultural way which wasn’t fair to me! Imagine how pissed she was when I told her I was pregnant with my spanish boyfriends baby I see the mistakes my mom had made and it makes me want to not repeat them with my kids and if you’re any kind of a good human beig your kids will make you want to be a better person that’s something jenelle lacks I don’t think she’s a good person she’s very selfish only gives a crap about the ‘love’ shewill receive from men blind to the fact that if she raised her kid shed see what unconditional love really is!

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    indcolts1813
    Posted March 21, 2011 at 4:57 pm

    @Dtc – I totally agree w/ everything you said. And Kailyn does have a weird attitude about things.

    My mother is a shrill bitch that can rival Barbara at times (though less redneck), but she didn’t become that way until my much younger brother started acting like a Janelle-sized douche at all times. Hell, I’m even a shrill bitch around my brother. Sometimes you just don’t know how else to deal with that level of stupidity other than by screaming irrationally. People seriously have no idea what it is like. Of course she should be conscious of the baby, but I would challenge you to find one set of sane parents that has never yelled in front of their baby.

    Bottom line, blaming Barbara for Janelle’s mistakes is just giving her an excuse to continue acting the way she does.

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    ReiRay
    Posted March 22, 2011 at 1:22 pm

    I agree so much with the people holding Jenelle accountable. What bothers me is I know a couple of girls just like Jenelle. One was raised in a sweet loving home while the other was raised in a hostile environment. Both girls had polar opposite in parents and both turned out the same. I also think that Barbara even if unpleasant is probably the way she is because of Jenelle. Looking at other teen mom’s like Catelynn- I think HER mom was truely abusive- and she didn’t turn out as irresponsible as Jenelle. I think Barbara seems as though she’s exhausted but STILL trying to help Jenelle- and Jenelle is old enough to know what she’s done is wrong. All you hear her say is how important Jace is- how much she wants to see with him- and absolutely nothing to support that. She lost custody to her mom because she wasn’t taking care of him- her mom has given her so many chances and she has shown herself to be an unfit parent- and it’s not just because Jenelle is stupid and young that she’s making mistakes. I think she’s incapable of being realistic. I saw an interview with her and the other girls and questions that were directed at Kailyn like about being able to support yourself and spend time with your child at the same time and Jenelle seemed to jump in and answer as if she was oblivious to the fact she was not supporting herself nor spending time with her son. If Jenelle could be compared to anyone it should be Kailyn’s mom from before when she put the men in her life before her daughter. Jenelle only seems to cry and want to see her son as it’s convienient for her- while still showing no gratititude to the woman raising her son. As for Barbara controlling when she can see him- this is a girl who has expressed zero regard for her mom and has only talked about taking her son back and calling her mom crazy. Now stealing from her mother etc- Barbara would have been able to get Jenelle in trouble had she really wanted to- and she didnt. Even for restricting Jenelle from seeing Jace- I’ve had friends who’s parents were much like Jenelle in which they were there when they wanted to be and some have expressed to me as adults- I wished my dad would have either stayed here or stayed gone- coming and going into my life when he wanted was the most hurtful thing. So is it possible that Barbara doesn’t want that kind of instability for Jace? I think Jenelle continues to not realize that she isn’t independant, a mother, etc- and in the earlier episode she wrote everything off as- I’m a mom but a teenager too- which is a total cop out of responsiblity! I don’t think she even wants Jace back- more she just likes the ability to say Jace is her whole life and how much she wants him back while at the same time getting to live a life free of the responsibility of him.

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    Alejandra
    Posted March 23, 2011 at 12:29 am

    I don’t know that anyone isn’t holding Jenelle accountable for being such a fucking dipshit, but we’re definitely holding Barbara accountable for being only slightly less of a fucking dipshit. Jenelle is responsible for her actions, but Barbara is responsible for hers. And her actions are raising Jace in a verbally abusive environment and constantly doing things that make the situation with Jenelle worse. I don’t envy her situation, but she doesn’t get to be so self-righteous when she keeps doing things that are not only ineffective but destructive.

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    Rosie
    Posted March 23, 2011 at 1:17 pm

    Jenelle is not bright and she shows no emotion when talking about how she is all for doing right by Jace. Although high strung Barbara is doing the best she can. Jo is the biggest ass and needs to move on. I think Leah realized she could’nt find anyone else to take on a ready made family and Corey is the obvious choice but had it not been for their twins wouldn’t be together. I don’t dislike them but also don’t find them as adorable as others do.Chelsea is the dumbest young woman and until forced to grow up will continue to pursue young men such as Adam and whine about life.

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    darci
    Posted March 30, 2011 at 4:36 pm

    I’m glad that Chelsea at least got to forget about being a parent on her birthday and went to have some fun at a Lady Gaga show. Even though parenting’s a huge responsibility, when you’re a teen mom I think it’s important that others help them still have moments of a ‘normal’ teen life. Look how happy she is during that scene (its up at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43vQwUP6MrQ ).

    Also, I thought it was odd, but awesome, that when they arrived to the show, MNDR’s song “Jump In” was playing in the background instead of a Lady Gaga track. I love that tune though it’d be great if they went on tour together.

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    MaryFrances
    Posted March 31, 2011 at 4:29 pm

    Poor Jace. With all that screaming going on around him he just donesn’t react. He is already shutting down.

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