If I Only Had a Blaine

16 Comments

1. 1
   The Svan
   Posted May 8, 2006 at 12:25 pm

   It’s barely worth Blaine’s mother talking about it to her closest friend. He’s an idiot, please quit talking about him.

2. 2
   hardly@work
   Posted May 8, 2006 at 1:12 pm

   Neither, for once I may agree with The Svan

3. 3
   dredge
   Posted May 8, 2006 at 2:10 pm

   the guy is boring

4. 4
   scarieri
   Posted May 8, 2006 at 2:40 pm

   I saw this guy this weekend. Such a tool.

5. 5
   EdHill
   Posted May 8, 2006 at 3:12 pm

   He’s cheating. He’ll be breathing pure oxygen befor ehe starts which can let you hold it up to 15 minutes.

   Its not going tpo be recognozed as a world record.

   Hes a loser.

6. 6
   HoneyBunny
   Posted May 8, 2006 at 3:22 pm

   Blaine is a waste of “pure” oxygen…

   hb

7. 7
   jenny10girl
   Posted May 8, 2006 at 3:31 pm

   I truly hope someone steps on his air hose long before he comes out of the stupid bubble.

8. 8
   tvtvtv
   Posted May 8, 2006 at 5:00 pm

   A TWO HOUR special leading up to an attention-hungry idiot holding his breath for not even 1/13 of the full runtime? Height of ridiculosity.

9. 9
   zevonia
   Posted May 8, 2006 at 6:05 pm

   Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat.
   Again?
   Presto- oh, it’s David Blaine and he’s holding his breath. Guess I don’t know my own strengh.
   Now this isn’t something we’ll really like.

10. 10
    missmermaid
    Posted May 8, 2006 at 7:15 pm

    The funniest thing in the world was when he lived in his little plexiglass box for 40 days (or whatever) in London. British people have no tolerance for any of that self-important shit. About half way through, some dude got one of those remote controlled little airplanes, with a bag of McDonald’s cheesburgers, and flew it up to his box to taunt him, when he was like, 3 weeks through it. But the most hysterical thing was how scared he got on the first couple of nights up there. Some drunken students had one of those laser pointers and were shining it in his eyes when he was trying to sleep. He got up screaming blue murder and freaking out because he thought “sniper terrorists” were marking him… f*cking tool.

11. 11
    Ubiquitous
    Posted May 9, 2006 at 2:05 am

    He’s cheating. He’ll be breathing pure oxygen before he starts which can let you hold it up to 15 minutes.

    If it doesn’t burn your lungs first. So that’s how he did it, eh? Figures.

12. 12
    The Svan
    Posted May 9, 2006 at 4:32 am

    He didn’t do it. He failed, just like he is failing life. Plus he has liver damage and other assorted problems.

13. 13
    zoobabe
    Posted May 9, 2006 at 6:03 am

    I can think of more exciting/fun ways of getting liver damage.

14. 14
    EdHill
    Posted May 9, 2006 at 6:53 am

    I’m so happy he failed.

15. 15
    dredge
    Posted May 9, 2006 at 8:00 am

    hi..i’m david blaine..i have a nice bod…look…look…gurgle…gurgle…

16. 16
    Foxbase Alpha
    Posted May 9, 2006 at 8:08 am

    So disappointed! They kept promising that David Blaine would be drowned alive, but it never happened.