Rosie, It’s Pat on Line 1

Television Specials

By B-Side | Friday, May 6, 2005 | 7:25 am | 20 Comments

After Wednesday night’s slick and smarmy repentance-fest on Dr. Phil, Pat O’Brien would have us believe that his days of boozin’ and usin’ are over. Could this be true? The era of coke-infused tomfoolery that brought us so many enjoyable and unsavory voicemail messages would be no more? Of course not! After all, alcoholism is an addiction, and it can’t simply be cured overnight. Case in point: Pat O’Brien’s latest relapse which had him calling Rosie O’Donnell and leaving salacious messages. In a TVgasm exclusive, we have a recording of the whole session. Click below for the shocking conversations. (Due to some language, NSFW)

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To listen to the audio, click on Pat and Rosie above or click here

J-Unit ADDS: I uploaded this for b-side because I wanted to post it early. When he wakes up, he’ll certainly have a much more witty intro than me. But thank his genius for all of the audio.

B-Side Adds: Thank you J-Unit for posting this during my slumber.

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20 Comments

  1. 1
    The Player
    Posted May 6, 2005 at 8:26 am

    so HOT!!

  2. 2
    Elvis
    Posted May 6, 2005 at 8:29 am

    Delicious!!

  3. 3
    Jess
    Posted May 6, 2005 at 8:48 am

    TRULY a work of art.

  4. 4
    British
    Posted May 6, 2005 at 9:09 am

    This is so wrong, and yet so funny.

  5. 5
    Kelley
    Posted May 6, 2005 at 9:14 am

    Excellent!

  6. 6
    Lisa
    Posted May 6, 2005 at 10:19 am

    Thank you for the audio J-Unit. It was very funny.

  7. 7
    J-Unit
    Posted May 6, 2005 at 10:52 am

    actually, the idea and the audio work is all b-side. I just woke up early and posted it for him.

  8. 8
    jess
    Posted May 6, 2005 at 10:54 am

    …well, thank you all the same for waking up early and posting it for us! Yay!

  9. 9
    Ben
    Posted May 6, 2005 at 11:23 am

    The Opie & Anthony show did the same exact remix earlier this week. Very funny stuff.

  10. 10
    Lisa
    Posted May 6, 2005 at 11:48 am

    Thank you to B-Side as well. I liked it.

  11. 11
    Packhouse
    Posted May 6, 2005 at 11:57 am

    “O’Donnell superbly combines facial expression, mannerisms and speech cadence to evoke the outspoken and childlike Beth.”

    http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/thr/reviews/review_display.jsp?vnu_content_id=1000902603

    Cue Rosie yelling for a new toilet.

  12. 12
    spotdog
    Posted May 6, 2005 at 1:22 pm

    Outstanding, Boys. As usual.

  13. 13
    Ashes
    Posted May 6, 2005 at 2:28 pm

    Rosie is the more annoying of the two.

  14. 14
    Adele H
    Posted May 6, 2005 at 6:05 pm

    ha ha ha ha!
    Chortling!

    Adele H

  15. 15
    thighmaster
    Posted May 8, 2005 at 1:08 pm

    i love this planet so darn much…

  16. 16
    Rosie O'Donnell
    Posted May 8, 2005 at 9:23 pm

    This is Genius guys. It’s My Birthday, YAYYYYYY!

  17. 17
    Wiggle Puppy
    Posted May 9, 2005 at 5:30 am

    Sorry, I’m still way too in love with the original Pat messages to cotton onto this. Still, anything Pat is fine by me. Plus, I’ve been gorging on what Pat referred to as “The Pinata Effect”–ala everyone ganging up on him. Think of Woody Allen in “Bananas”–yes, indeed–right after he gets Louise Lasser to give him her phone number. _That’s_ how I feel about everything Pat.

  18. 18
    average 21 year old
    Posted May 9, 2005 at 9:28 pm

    im not opposed to making fun of rosie, but we should be conserned when the defenseless cognitively disabled are used in our jokes. im not ripping on anyone. i just want to cause people to think a bit more critically. my brother with downs syndrome is a remarkable person just like every other disabled individual and they need our protection. make your voice heard the next time the word retarded is used in a joke. you will make the world a better place.

  19. 19
    Wiggle Puppy
    Posted May 9, 2005 at 11:50 pm

    I am really not using Pat as a joke. I’m in his same boat. I feel for him, I have done what he’s done-not sexually harrassing, but something close to it. Makes me laugh only because it hurts WAY TOO MUCH. I know what the pull is, I know, as Petey Pablo would say, “The boy hot now.”

  20. 20
    pirate
    Posted May 11, 2005 at 5:48 pm

    this is my own personal jesus.

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