What?! Best actress? You mean she’s not really a screaming retard from New Jersey??
Hallmark Hall of Fame ran a full page “For Your Emmy Consideration” ad in today’s Variety for Rosie O’Donnell as Best Actress in a Made-for-TV Movie. The ad pulls one of Rosie’s more retarded-looking moments from the film as she looks upwards, mouth agape and jaw slightly askew as to allow any excess salivant to trickle gingerly aloft her chin(s), whilst hoisting her arms skywards, paws up, and sausaged filanges bent and gnarled in classic mocking the retarded fashion. The image is so magical, you can almost hear the retard roar of “GNNNYAAAHHHH” bellowing out of her Stay-Puff’d face.
As we did a year ago with Big Brother 5 and as VoteForTheWorste did this year, I urge all TV Academy voters to at the very least nominate Rosie for this Emmy. Does she deserve it? No, of course not. But, I for one would be happier than Jessica Alba’s panties to see Rosie give her acceptance speech and get serious about mental health. As usual, I ask if you don’t do it for me, do it for these guys.
Thanks to TVGasm reader Pryze for alerting us to the ad.
CBS will undoubtedly send out their own voting screeners, but we at tvgasm will always have our own Emmy Screener.
UPDATED SCAN – - Full Ad After The Jump
Thanks to TvGasm reader spotdog for the quality scan