OK, it’s time for “Sean Tells All”…or, “Sean Tells What the Producers Will Let Him.” Honestly, Sean doesn’t tell us anything we don’t already know. Let’s just do a quick recap of this.
There aren’t really a lot of pictures for this.
Sean is about to take Lindsay, AshLee, and Catherine to Thailand for the overnight dates. First, Sean and Chris are going to talk about…stuff. Sean tells Chris that the overnight dates will be spent talking – it’s a chance of the ladies to tell him things they may not want to say in front of everyone. Right.
Well, first, let’s jump back to Sean sending Des home. Sean explains that his feelings for Catherine were a “yes” while his feelings for Des were an “I think so.” Then we talk about Nate again. Sean thought Nate was joking but then realized he was serious. Sean felt like his character was insulted. It’s a good thing Sean and I will never meet. Apparently, we didn’t see Nate and Sean getting along earlier in the evening. Basically, it seems like Nate was playing for the camera. Sean tells us that his relationship with Des was lacking but her brother didn’t help matters much.
Now we’re going to talk about what happened with Sarah. Did you know that she had only one arm? Chris keeps telling us that Sarah is a fan favorite. He’s probably setting it up for her to be announced as the next Bachelorette. We don’t really get anything new here. Sean liked Sarah immediately, but the feelings didn’t grow as much as the other women. So, this show is turning into “Sean Tells Us Everything We Already Know.”
We’re going to talk about Selma now. We hear more of the bullshit about how she wasn’t allowed to date people publicly. I’m not even going to go over all the stuff we all know about Selma. Chris was shocked about Sean eliminating Selma because they had “amazing sexual chemistry.” I don’t think it was so much “chemistry” as it was “Selma is a sexual person and would probably have ‘chemistry’ with anyone.”
It’s time to talk about Lesley M. They broke a kissing record, Lesley didn’t tell Sean she loved him, he let her go. Sean admits that it may have changed things had Lesley told her how she really felt. They’re bad at dirty talk when they eat brownies. Lesley is also a fan favorite. Maybe she’ll be a Bachelorette as well. She and Sarah can fight it out.
It’s time to talk about Tierra. Again, there really isn’t anything new here. Tierra is a bitch. Sean knows that now.
Daniella does an impression of Chris that isn’t really an impression as it is just saying what Chris says every night before the rose ceremony.
Ashley P. (50 Shades of Wasted) is still crazy. Catherine gave Sean nerdy little notes about his arms being hairless.
Yeah, that pretty much covers it. It was the most worthless episode of anything…ever. Hopefully the “Women Tell All” episode will be much better.
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