The Biggest Loser Recap: loveisrespect.org

Cate loses 5, Francey Pants loses 6, who we find out actually lost a bunch of weight on her own but couldn’t get under 247. Now she is so that’s great. I like her. Utah loses 4 (ouch), Flipper loses 12, Likable Lisa loses 5, so they’re barely over. Utah gave a pretty sad speech. There’s something pretty likable about him as well. Dare I say I’m rooting for the red team? So far I’ve pretty much liked all of them, minus Dolvett’s boots, but he himself is hardly the most annoying trainer.

Here’s to looking at you and the power lesbian over there.

So it’s down to white and blue. Bearclaw loses 8, she’s happy but Jillian is meh. Danni, who Jillian explicitly says she’s worried about, loses 5. So it’s down to Nate! He has to lose 18 soooo I’m guessing it’s gonna be a no. Which would mean Dani goes home, which also means nothing to me because I don’t really give a shit about either of them. Well that not giving a shit is worth the (lack of?) effort because Nate is going home. He lost 5. That sucks for Jillian and her team, but meh. Better him than Gina/Utah or anyone really from the red team. All of the contestants, and especially Jillian are pretty upset, which surprises me. Wasn’t she calling them worthless like, two days ago? Anyway Nate goes home and has lost 60 lbs since he left. He’s also proposing to his girlfriend Maddie. Product placement with Macy’s and the engagement ring! Anyone remember that episode of Teen Mom where Gary buys Amber’s engagement ring at Wal-Mart for $20? I can’t knock on how much money people spend or don’t spend, but Wal-Mart? I miss those two. Well she says yes and all is well in the land of Nate. 

Sorry I bitched about that boring episode the entire time. I’m glad it finally picked up toward the end. Keep sounding off in the comments! I love all of your guys’ rants and raves. Do you agree with me? Does anyone else love Utah and Gina? I’ll see you next week!

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