The Carrie Diaries Recap: Sex, Lies and Videotapes

Carrie tells George that she doesn’t fit in with these people, she can drive and take care of herself!!  George tells her that what he likes about her.  She is different that his normal circle.  He looks around and thinks- how did I get here.  George wants something real.  He wants a gutter rat, like Carrie.  Carrie realizes even though they are completely different they have landed on common ground.

Back at the Diner, Sebastian arrives as Mags is forced to admit defeat.  She says to Super Vixen Donna LaDonna “I hope you are happy!  We’ve been coming here since we were kids.  This is Carrie’s safe place!”  Sebastians tells Mags he didn’t know that.  Mags says “She did.” Referring to Donna.

Sebastian says to Donna “What are you doing?  I like you.  Not because you are a b*tch, but in spite of it.”  Awww, that’s so sweet.  Donna is so happy that someone has finally called her a b*tch to her face.  Mags realizes that Carrie has lost Sebastian for good.

Back in Awkward Sutra, Seth is totally jealous and upset that he thinks Mouse slept with someone else.  He slept with other people but THAT’s different… because he’s a dude.   Mouse, hating the double standard, states she did sleep with someone else, and it was great and she LEARNED a lot, and Seth is just going to have to DEAL with it.  Seth begs Mouse to tell him her who taught her these things.  She responds “His name is Walt.”  Great.  This is going to end with a gay getting his ass kicked.

Carrie and George go back to the Jewel Party and Kick is upset because George missed her toast.  George tells Kick that he and Carrie are leaving.  Kick cries crocodile tears wailing “You don’t understand, I’m all alone in this world!!”  Carrie tells George to get his mom a tissue.

Knock off the waterworks, Mrs. Gottrocks

Carrie tells Kick “You don’t have to keep crying if you don’t want o.  I have a Dad, I know how it works.”  Kick again talks about how she is all alone.  Carrie tells her “I lost my mom to cancer.  I don’t spend every day dwelling on it.”  As Carrie is the only one whose mother has died from cancer, Kick deduces she must be Carrie Bradshaw.  Carrie asks Kick if she knew her Mom?

Kick tells Carrie that she and Harlan used to hang out with Carrie’s parents.  She tells her that her mom was fun but still didn’t appreciate “this world” as much as she should have – meaning Kick’s world of privilege.  But Carrie’s Mom knew it was right to move out of the city, she said sometimes change is good.  Kick places a fresh flower in Carrie’s lapel, because her Mom always wore a flower in her lapel.  Who was she Stan Laurel???  Carrie thanks kick for giving her a piece of her Mom. George and Carrie leave Kick’s house.