The Carrie Diaries Recap: Sex, Lies and Videotapes


In voiceover Carrie tells us, in order to forge ahead you have to look back, but there are blind spots that keep us from moving ahead. You have to embrace what comes next.

At the Diner, Walt, proudly, tells Mags he can’t believe she beat that bitch! Seth and Mouse come in and Walt introduces himself to Seth, by name. Seth is ready to kick Walt’s ass. Mouse confesses she didn’t sleep with Walt, she just watched a “how to” sex video with him.   Seth is happy that Mouse didn’t sleep with anyone else, but Mouse said, that there shouldn’t be a double-standard- even if she HAD slept with someone he would need to be ok with it because she accepted the fact that he had slept with someone else. 

Mags is so happy that Walt wanted to be better in bed for her. Well either for her or Rob and / or Chad Lowe, should either of them ever come out of the closet.

At the local park aka the DMV driving course, Carrie parallel parks perfectly and finally passes her driving test. She meets the gang at THEIR Diner.

The closing shot is Carrie teaching a tentative George to drive. Which makes total sense as Carrie has had her license all of 45 seconds.

So that’s it! Will The Dorrit resurface? Will Dad start dating? Will Sebastian be jealous of Carrie’s non-driving boyfriend? Will Barb crack another smile? Tune in to find out.

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5 Comments

  1. 1
    Flodence
    Posted February 13, 2013 at 12:10 am

    I want to like this show. I like small moments of it. I really wish it was set when Carrie was a bit older (College maybe) and I have no interest at all in any if the dad plot lines. I ff through them all.

  2. 2
    ellemenop
    Posted February 13, 2013 at 6:30 am

    whyyyy did carrie put that horrible necklace on over that pretty neckline?! also, that tutu is exactly like my wedding dress, only, you know, less ivory and more black (okay, and less puffy because i had crinoline). i would so wear a skirt like that again (only it’s hot as hell). just. dump the nasty necklace.

    i do like this show. i think probably BECAUSE i never watched or read sex and the city, so i don’t give a crap about consistency. it’s my mindless/silly show for now.

  3. 3
    labowner
    Posted February 13, 2013 at 11:27 am

    I don’t recall the over sized necklaces being so popular in the 80s.

    Misred bless you for remembering all of these shows and movies from the past as they are clearly stealing scenes/moments. I forgot which part of this episode, but I was like oh hell no that happened in blank – but I can’t remember.

    Really arguing over a booth in a diner? Come on.

    I think Doritt was on her way to a White Castle and got lost.

  4. 4
    ellemenop
    Posted February 13, 2013 at 12:41 pm

    @labowner — I got into a fist fight with a girl in 6th grade over a desk in a school room. but I’m not sure of I would have at 16, unless it was with my sister, lol

  5. 5
    TurtleGirl93 TurtleGirl93
    Posted February 13, 2013 at 10:05 pm

    Oh, my eyes! The only necklace I’m okay with is Blythe’s. I do think I remember chunky jewelry in the later ’80s but not during the Reagan administration. However this was the Madonna era so i’m sure every girl caried (ha!) a tutu in her purse.

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