Milkywhite says they have no time to sit and watch some stupid camel and donkey show, they are following the staaaaaaah! Dildo-Nose kinda pooh-poohs this, and we discover the Three Kings of the Orient have no sense of humor, as Saladbar bids Dildo & Co. to fuck off so they can get back to staring at the staaaaaah! Damn, denied making a living AGAIN! But as they watch the Kings’ load up their shit, Ali points out that they are carrying some really fabulous stuff with them, such as gold and “precious Eastern resins” such as Frankenberry and Smurf.
Ahhh, but it looks like perhaps they may have slightly overloaded one of their camels…
PETA doesn’t care if it’s a cartoon, they’re still pissed
Gaspy looks at the collapsed carcass of the camel and correctly surmises that perhaps “she has been weakened by the long journey”. Yes, that, and the 13,829 pounds of gold and Eastern resins you’re trying to kill her with. Asshole. And people wonder why can’t the animals smile?
Anyway, Saladbar remembers that Dildo-Nose had a camel and suggests they buy Joshua off of him. Naturally, Aaron is horrified and tries to nix the deal, but fat guys often got their way in the Old Testament, so Dildo sells Joshy-poo and the Kings take off into the desert while he spends a little quality time fondling his brand new gold coins. He tries to offer one to Aaron, but Pouty-Puss refuses since Dildo just sold one of his friends, and grabs Bin Baba and Samson to try and follow the Kings and get dumbass Joshua back. But he’s too late, their massive group has somehow already disappeared into the desert and he hasn’t the foggiest notion of where to look. Luckily for him, Bin Baba and Samson have an idea and through a combination of braying and baaing, they try to convey it to Aaron…
“What are you talking about? What brilliant shaft of starlight?”
I was afraid there was going to be another song in this thing before he solved the riddle by turning around and looking up. Ahhh, then he remembers the Three Kings were following this star, and realizes if he follows it too, he can wind up hopelessly lost as well. KIDDING! We know what’s really going to happen. And no, it’s not that he falls into a giant pit of snakes in an ancient city under the sand. Instead, they take off and walk and run and walk and run, over hills and dunes and more hills and dunes. The Vienna Ladyboys are singing again, something about “yooooou caaaaan heeeear the myooooosiiiic if yooooo liiiisteeeeeen wiiiith your heaaaaaaaaaart”. Ugh, I’m getting nauseous.
Finally, Aaron and his two remaining furry friends reach the walls of the city of Bethlehem and turn around to discover…
scads of psychotic stalkers following them
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