The Taste Minicap: Seduced by food (I prefer booze, but eh)

The Taste

By eyediosmio | Wednesday, March 6, 2013 | 8:04 am | 12 Comments
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Hola Gasmii!

Wow, I know what you’re thinking, didn’t last week’s recap JUST go up?  Yes, yes it did.  Because I was late.  Lo siento, mis amigos!  BUT, this will week I’ll have the full recap up for you shortly.  Promise!

In the meantime, let’s amuse douche this bitch.

This week’s challenge is “Seduction,” and they want the chefs to “seduce” them with their food.  All I could think of was this:

 

 

Anyhoodle, some of our chefs totally nail this challenge (get it?  NAIL IT!) and others are kind of well, weak and limp.  So all in all,  I have to say that the right cooks/chefs went home, however, we are still dealing with some interesting personalities.  Diane is still crass but increasingly likable (I KNOW!), Khristianne continues to quietly dominate and own everyone’s asses, Gregg is on Ritalin (or needs to be), Sarah is pretty, Ginger Paul is still a Ginger . . . and the others?  We’ll discuss once the full recap is up!  Oh, and Ludo continues to smolder, Tony drinks while Nigella slinks around in a beautiful dress I MUST HAVE!

 

This is Ludo’s sexy face . . .

So, keep an eye on TVGasm.com for the full recap, in the meantime feel free to check out last week’s recap, there’s a quiz as to the weird ass food I’ve eaten in the past and the winner wins a shout out from me!  (Because I’m broke and can’t afford much else, except my everlasting devotion.  Or if you are ever in Miami, I can recommend good place to eat chicharrones (Palacio de los Jugos on Calle Ocho!).)

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eyediosmio

I'm a part time writer, full time wife and Doberman wrangler in steamy South Florida.  I try to keep my sanity by watching loads of reality tv so I can feel better about myself.  It's a lazy way to maintain my moral compass, but I'm too lazy to drive to church every Sunday. 

12 Comments

  1. 1
    Helena Handbasket
    Posted March 6, 2013 at 11:13 am

    Due to my upbringing, my taste in food admittedly runs on the Midwestern side, but I never have understood why foods that are supposed to be aphrodesiacs usually seem to be slimy…

  2. 2
    eyediosmio eyediosmio
    Posted March 6, 2013 at 11:24 am

    @Helena: I think the answer lies in your question . . .

  3. 3
    Helena Handbasket
    Posted March 6, 2013 at 11:41 am

    I don’t want to be crude…I get the similarity in textures, shall we say, but I guess oysters, octopus, etc. just make me want to gag. As mentioned on the show, I find tequila sets the stage much more effectively than any food I can think of.

  4. 4
    eyediosmio eyediosmio
    Posted March 6, 2013 at 12:10 pm

    @Helena . . let’s be crude. The cruder the better! what I meant was, the food that’s considered sensual I think is usually texturally squishy, etc. because good sex is kinda squishy. AMIRIGHT?
    Yeah that was crude.

    And yes, i find tequila sets the stage for sex, or misdemeanors, quite nicely

  5. 5
    Helena Handbasket
    Posted March 6, 2013 at 12:18 pm

    My dear eyediosmio, you ARE right! I’m just afraid if I had a stomach full of squishy food, I am not sure I could swallow anything else squishy. Ahem…anyway…

  6. 6
    eyediosmio eyediosmio
    Posted March 6, 2013 at 12:42 pm

    @Helena, very true! Very true!

  7. 7
    Just Ducky
    Posted March 6, 2013 at 2:02 pm

    Not sure if any of you saw this, but while we’re talking about sex, this makes me love that little French Munchkin even more:

    http://www.thebraiser.com/ludo-lefebvre-hires-the-taste-contestant/

    @eyediosmio, I did my best with your offal quiz.

  8. 8
    SquareHead
    Posted March 6, 2013 at 4:37 pm

    I would rather fuck Pepe LePew than Ludo, he is just a bitch!

  9. 9
    crazy rooster
    Posted March 6, 2013 at 6:15 pm

    Had to give up tequila after that time when….well….yea. nevermind anyway..I agree.

  10. 10
    JimbobJones JimbobJones
    Posted March 6, 2013 at 7:01 pm

    @crazy rooster — I’m right there with you. An unfortunate trip to Tijuana (it’s like Disneyland, except Minnie is a crack whore stripper… so, exactly like Disneyland) 17 years ago cured me of any desire for tequila… I’m assuming I could probably have it now without dying, but….

    AHHHAHAHHAHHAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!

    Sorry, flashback. Nope, no mas tequila.

  11. 11
    Helena Handbasket
    Posted March 7, 2013 at 5:17 am

    I really don’t have anything important to say, except to point out my captcha code is “rice and beans”, which goes well with tequila.

    My “never again” drink is Jim Beam. Just thinking about it makes me shudder…

  12. 12
    eyediosmio eyediosmio
    Posted March 7, 2013 at 8:26 am

    @JustDucky: You are currently winning the quiz, with the most correct guesses.

    And OMG that article is wonderful! That Ludo, he has such a sweet side doesnt he?

    And by the way, I do like Tequila, but it has to be GOOD Tequila, none of that Jose Cuervo Gold stuff, I’m talking high priced sipping Tequila.

    Last time I drank the cheap tequila I broke an expensive camera and my stereo. Yeesh!

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