Mrs. Claus says all the kids felt Santa needed a day off and they brought Christmas to him. However, they felt the day off they could give him is December 26th so if he could get his fat ass into work on the 25th they’d really appreciate it.
“A holiday?!?!” Santa says. “Nonsense!” So even though he lives at the North Pole, Santa is bipolar and now wants to deliver the gifts to everyone. Man, you negotiate for something, get it, then throw it back in the childrens’ faces. Santa is an ass. And he wants everyone to bust ass to get their work done so he can deliver presents to everyone. Yes, it’s an emergency for everyone because you screwed up. You really are management material.
Get back to work RIGHT NOW or your stockings will be stuffed with pink slips!
Santa stops by Southtown to deliver gifts and leave reindeer shit down Main Street. Mrs. Claus reports there was never such a Christmas day in history. We see Iggy and his family cleaning up on the gifts including an excellent bike for Iggy. Hopefully Santa remembered something for his dog, like the fancy new pillows my girls are getting.
Merry Christmas and sorry I was an asshole!
And we end the special with Santa and his team of reindeer flying high over the moon delivering gifts to all the kids of the world, yay! Merry Christmas, Gasmii (oh, I said it)!