Apprentice-Gasm

The Apprentice

By B-Side | Friday, March 11, 2005 | 2:27 am | 8 Comments

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There were so many truly wonderful elements to last night’s Apprentice, I just don’t know where to begin. We had a surly George, an angry Carolyn, a ball-busting Trump, a rage-filled Chris, a speaking Kendra, and even a funny Erin. But most of all, we had Tana talking street to Lil Jon. Honestly, it was reality bliss.

Unfortunately, it’s 2:24 AM in Los Angeles, and I committed the cardinal sin of hitting the bars on a Thursday night instead of nestling up to my Tivo. So basically, happy Friday morning. Have some patience, and hopefully I’ll have a nice ole Apprentice recap up by the afternoon (early evening for all you East Coasters). Until then, just replay all those wonderful scenes in your head.

UPDATE: Survivor was awesome too. So much writing…

UPDATE II J-Unit adds: The OC featured a Star Wars Trailer and new Victoria Secret bra technology. Coincidence? I think not.

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8 Comments

  1. 1
    madeyoulaugh
    Posted March 11, 2005 at 2:36 am

    Foshizzle My Nizzle…well thats for J Unit, Bside I guess it would be Foshonkey My Honkey

  2. 2
    British
    Posted March 11, 2005 at 6:23 am

    Okay, I’ll just do my mini-review.
    Last night’s Apprentice was hilarious.

    Tana trying to talk/be street, reinforces all that I hate about hip-hop culture. Loved her filtered statement telling us what MILF stood for. Her whiteness was really showing. Hint, it’s not “fool around with”.

    Loved it even more with the flashing MILF + arrow thing on her when she was speaking. That sounds so tacky, like something I would do on an animated GIF of her. She did look good though.

    I honestly thought John was going to win this season. But that waned the more and more I heard him talk.

    Anyone notice at the last second a jumping and frolicking Erin when she went back to the suite? Yep, that’s our Erin.

  3. 3
    Dumbanddumber
    Posted March 11, 2005 at 8:23 am

    Should this episode be considered the death of hip-hop? I was actually embarassed for Tana as I was watching last night. They’re not laughing with you, Tana…

  4. 4
    British
    Posted March 11, 2005 at 8:58 am

    At least next week we’ll get to see Danny’s corny audition video on glorious television instead of a .mov file.

  5. 5
    Papercuts!
    Posted March 11, 2005 at 9:06 am

    Quote of the night:

    Gene Simmons: I’m rigid.

  6. 6
    British
    Posted March 11, 2005 at 11:30 am

    I was disappointed Lil Jon didn’t do his schtick towards the candidates.

    Tana: Yoyoyo, you wanna help out in this charity auction by having the winning bidder spend a week with you?
    LilJon: WHAT?!?!?
    Tana: You want to help out in a charity auction?
    LilJon: WHAT!?!?
    Tana: You want to help out in a charity auction?
    LilJon: OO-KAY!@#

  7. 7
    TinkerbellAPixie TinkerbellAPixie
    Posted March 14, 2005 at 9:26 am

    Strike that.

    Strike that too.

    Ok that’s not it either.

  8. 8
    TinkerbellAPixie TinkerbellAPixie
    Posted March 14, 2005 at 9:28 am

    Note to Self: Don’t use brackets in TVGASM – nothing shows up when you do.

    -Wipes Eggs off Face-

    Ignore my last post.

    -Skulks off in shame-

    -Waits patiently for B-side’s Knee-Slapping, Pee-Panting Survivor Recap

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