If you’re morbidly obese like me and sg-dub, you’re always on the lookout for new ways to drop some excess pounds. For years I have wished that I could be able to do something other than blogging, playing video games and peeing in a jar. Now, thanks to the wonders of reality TV, I can.
I am of course talking about the revolutionary diet plan from Apprentice’s own Brent Buckman. Now he is doing to weight loss what he has done to sweating and hair plug bangs. Brought them to a whole new level.
Brent only briefly mentioned the secret to his appearance on the very first episode, and it was hinted at throughout the season through his giant tower O’ bagels . Now he has revealed his secret to the world. Through Brent’s fantastic 4 bagel diet plan even you can go from 420 pounds down to 300 pounds, but more importantly maintain that 300 pounds. The reason is simple. Eat 4 bagels a day, supplemented on weekends with endless amounts of, and I am quoting him directly here “chicken fingers and cheese fries, pizza, ice cream sundae, cake, etc”
Don’t believe me? Check out his website yourself and see the dramatic photos. Proof that you can go from being “scary muumuu wearing fat” to “slightly less scary sweaty Big and Tall fat” in just one year!
Soon I will have something resembling a normal life again. And it’s all thanks to Brent Buckman. You sir, are hired!
How does he do it? Now we know!