Two Trump posts in a row? Today must be a special day. In fact, it is! On this day in 1946, one Donald Trump was born. Shockingly, he uttered his first words right there in the hospital room: “Leaving my mother’s womb is a THIRTY BILLION DOLLAR INDUSTRY!” He has since gone on to boast that his umbilical cord was so ‘uge and luxurious that he has now patented his own brand, Trump Umbilical.
No word on what the big guy is doing today to celebrate, but I’m sure that Melania and Ivanka have some extravagant gala planned — probably involving some sort of life-sized ice sculpture and a string quartet. Hey, as long as there’s a cookie tray for George, I’ll be happy. Happy Birthday Donald!