Hey Sistah, Soul Sistahs

The Apprentice

By admin | Monday, March 13, 2006 | 10:28 am | 25 Comments

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So, it’s still Monday and you still aren’t getting anything done. Maybe you didn’t want to do the survey, how about watching the one of the worst movies ever created? It’s called Soul Sistahs and features our favorite Apprentice bitch, Omarosa. I received an e-mail letting me know that this movie exists, and was going to throw it away because it was clearly written by a PR person trying to make this a viral video and get it linked a bunch of places. Before deleting, I decided to give this movie a try and it is so horrible, I had to share. The premise? An elderly Jewish yenta(who looks like Judd Hirsch in drag) from outer space has Omarosa steal Donald Trump’s hair. You know what? It’s even worse than it sounds, and I should know, because I spent $15 to see Ultraviolet. If you have ten minutes and you aren’t embarrassed when your cubemates hear you cackling with laughter, check out the website and view the “film”.

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25 Comments

  1. 1
    stacyrocks
    Posted March 13, 2006 at 10:42 am

    Oh my God. I refreshed my tvgasm page and BAM!! Fucking Omarosa’s face shows up. That startled me so bad. J-Unit, that was very low of you :)

  2. 2
    m_ruv
    Posted March 13, 2006 at 10:54 am

    Wow. That really is horrible. I know she’s a reality whore, but it seems even below her. It’s so poorly made in every way it’s not even funny.

  3. 3
    Zharak
    Posted March 13, 2006 at 10:54 am

    WTF was that?

  4. 4
    BigMax
    Posted March 13, 2006 at 11:43 am

    It takes talent to demonstrate how bad your acting chops are in a 5 second clip of “evil laughter”. Omarosa has that sort of talent.

    Barbarella sans orgasmotron and Duran Duran.

  5. 5
    anonym.
    Posted March 13, 2006 at 12:23 pm

    i’m kind of afraid to watch it..should i ever bother?

  6. 6
    RealityTV4Me
    Posted March 13, 2006 at 12:41 pm

    This is a joke, right? Did someone actually pay her for doing this?

  7. 7
    Double L
    Posted March 13, 2006 at 12:48 pm

    Instead of harping on what is “bad” perhaps we could suggest ways to “improve” the sequel . My suggestion would be for the Evil Yenta to join forces with Santino. Imagine the bitch fight between Omarosa and Santino.

  8. 8
    anonym.
    Posted March 13, 2006 at 12:52 pm

    ok, so i just saw it..it totally reminds me of MAD TV’s “Glamazon Huntress:A.D”

  9. 9
    nocable
    Posted March 13, 2006 at 12:58 pm

    Was the cast of Real World Austin a part of this fine production? This just smacks of Neminahs avant garde screen wipes and Rachel’s iMovie skills.

  10. 10
    Mark
    Posted March 13, 2006 at 3:43 pm

    Wow. What the hell. Seriously. Wow. I’m speechless.

    My favourite part was the scene with the “Stoned Omarosa” dancing with the Yenta lady.

    But, wow. What the hell were they thinking?

  11. 11
    Phenom
    Posted March 13, 2006 at 5:20 pm

    Honestly, that woman has no shame.

    From the White House to this…So terribly sad.

    This is what happens when you show yourself to be an unemployable asshole on national TV.

    Way to go Omarosa!

  12. 12
    sg-dub
    Posted March 13, 2006 at 5:34 pm

    Christ, this is worse than the talking ad over the weekend.

  13. 13
    TinkerbellAPixie
    Posted March 13, 2006 at 5:51 pm

    Um..

    …er..

    ….. can’t even come up
    with snark….

  14. 14
    chris m || hunk du jour
    Posted March 13, 2006 at 6:25 pm

    I only made it halfway through the clip… I had to stop after I threw up a little in my mouth… (ugh…)

  15. 15
    djlovekraft
    Posted March 13, 2006 at 11:19 pm

    Maybe Double L is right, we should give some creative feedback. Here’s mine:

    Spend more than 5 minutes on the script.
    Spend more than 5 dollars on the production.

    I’m really sorry I saw this. What was the point again? Seems I forgot. Either that or my brain doesn’t want to waste anymore energy on this…

  16. 16
    plethLaura
    Posted March 13, 2006 at 11:32 pm

    that it even exists..

    I weep for humanity.

  17. 17
    BrugaCMH
    Posted March 14, 2006 at 4:37 am

    I want the five minutes back of my life from watching that. Give me Tori Spelling anytime!

  18. 18
    TinkerbellAPixie
    Posted March 14, 2006 at 5:03 am

    Ok, now that I’ve recovered from the shock, a few observations:

    - Who was the second Soul Sistah? Doesn’t it take more than one to warrant the “s” in Soul Sistahs?

    - Why did the crazy yenta dress Omarosa in a silver dress and white wig only to have her put on red bondage gear for the hair heist?

    - Why am I even trying to make sense of this drivel?

  19. 19
    jelodi97
    Posted March 14, 2006 at 5:12 am

    Scary. She’s scarier than Grace Jones. And Grace is a seriously frightening woman.

  20. 20
    KatiesHole
    Posted March 14, 2006 at 5:47 am

    How long before a Omarosa secret ‘sex tape’ shows up on the internet, a la Jenna Lewis?

    Just a prediction!

    KH

  21. 21
    jenny10girl
    Posted March 14, 2006 at 5:49 am

    I couldn’t make it through the whole thing…..

  22. 22
    OD-TV
    Posted March 14, 2006 at 6:47 am

    I couldn’t make it through. It was far too painful.

  23. 23
    BigMax
    Posted March 14, 2006 at 7:46 am

    Please KatiesHole, please bite your tongue. Are we to be spared no horror?

  24. 24
    chick110
    Posted March 15, 2006 at 5:47 am

    Please, next time you have a picture of Omarosa, at least post a WARNING!!! That picture almost scared me as much as the Wicked Witch from the Wizard of Oz did when I was 7…

    Maybe Omarosa needs to get together with that scary guy in that movie that has just been released. They look like the perfect pair.

  25. 25
    DDE
    Posted March 17, 2006 at 4:51 pm

    I damn near died of laughter when I saw this picture. This is the funniest, dumbest and down right most ridiculous thing I have ever seen. And I thought this chicks 15 minutes of fame was over. And damn she looks scary in that picture. I would rather look at the chick from the Ring than this thing…..Scary.

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