Kristen Is A Stupid Poopie Pants Caught on Stolen Video Footage

12 Comments

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   Papercuts!
   Posted February 8, 2005 at 10:35 am

   There’s evidence throughout this video that it’s staged.

   Though she was quite the cast-iron bee-hontch on Murder in Small Town X (yes, I watched that show).

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   Madeyoulaugh
   Posted February 8, 2005 at 10:39 am

   Papercuts!

   Im not going to say I agree or disagree with your assertion, but what evidence do see?

   MYL

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   Papercuts!
   Posted February 8, 2005 at 10:48 am

   The cameraman casually mentions at the start of the tape that they’re driving to edit the tape for her Apprentice application. Why, exactly? If it were a legitmate audition tape, wouldn’t the people watching it already know what they were seeing?

   None of the “innocent bystanders” ever question why there’s a camera in their face. If things were as heated as they were depicted in the video, surely the guy would have at least once told him to get it out of his face or asked her “what’s with the camera?”

   The camera lingers way too long on the people who say “keep it down out there.” Why bother to get a shot of two people in a window for no apparent reason? And then hold on them so you’re sure to see who it is. And like I pointed out above, they didn’t shout, they SAY, just loud enough for the camera to pick it up.

   “Grandpa” was smiling, doing everything he could to keep from laughing.

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   Erin H
   Posted February 8, 2005 at 11:07 am

   Granted she hardly took a polite approach to this situation (real or fake, whatever), but this happens all the time- jerks wanting to “protect” their cars take up 2 parking spots. It’s infuriating if you live in a neighborhood with limited street parking. Besides, I’ll still try to fit into that tiny spot you’ve created.

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   flickter6
   Posted February 8, 2005 at 12:01 pm

   what a b****! Poor old guy!

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   B-Side
   Posted February 8, 2005 at 1:04 pm

   Wow, this is like watching really bad improv.

   Actually, it IS really bad improv.

   Boo to staged reality star skits.

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   Retroqueen
   Posted February 8, 2005 at 2:38 pm

   Does she eat with that mouth?

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   zack
   Posted February 8, 2005 at 3:08 pm

   If anyone believes this piece of shit……they are as much of a reality tv whore as she is.

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   mick
   Posted February 8, 2005 at 6:06 pm

   Who “directed” this shit? Brett Ratner?

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    boo
    Posted February 9, 2005 at 2:38 pm

    The best part of this act was when the guy comes up to the window with the old guy and says “say what you just said to my grandfather. His grandmother just died and that’s his car.” The camera guy is like, “HIS grandmother?!” This thing was obviously some sort of bullshit to make people think she’s hardcore.

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    Genevieve
    Posted February 10, 2005 at 12:45 pm

    Hmmmm, interesting, so it was staged. I am so gullible.

    p.s. I hate it when people take up two parking spots. But she waited around far to long for that spot.

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    Vertigo
    Posted February 11, 2005 at 5:56 pm

    What I would like to know is – Does she kiss Donald Trump’s ass with that mouth?