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The Apprentice

By admin | Monday, March 20, 2006 | 10:34 am | 3 Comments

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Earlier today, we reported that Donald Trump and his wife Melania recently had a baby. Unfortuanately, we mortals are not important enough to know such important details like his name. Nevertheless, to celebrate the new arrival, I thought I would take bets on whether the proud papa lives to see his new progeny’s trust fund kick in, but that was too morbid. Instead, I would like to invite readers to e-mail us what they think the new trump baby boy will look like. I may even throw in a free t-shirt for the winner. Yes, I know that you are waiting on results of other contests, but another one won’t hurt. You can use the pictures above for reference, and I have peered into the crystal ball for my own interpretation of what little Donalia or Melonald will look like. Take a look after the jump.

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3 Comments

  1. 1
    Mary Cherry
    Posted March 20, 2006 at 12:35 pm

    Barron William Trump

  2. 2
    Firecat
    Posted March 20, 2006 at 1:16 pm

    2 things regarding the Show.

    This quote from Tits McShane pissed me off…

    “TVGuide.com: Your NBC bio says you like to “live life from a place of mutual respect.” For whom on The Apprentice did you lose all respect?
    Theresa: I certainly lost respect for Lenny, but I don’t know if I ever had respect for Lenny. I absolutely lost respect for Tarek, who blatantly lied on national television. He truly is an opportunist and if I had to give him a name ” although I don’t want to give him more attention ” he’s the male Omarosa. He’s a liar.”

    Also…doesn’t Carolyn look like the woman from “Billy Madison?”

    http://goldcoast.sosoo.net/xing/qtnvmx/wilson/014.jpg

  3. 3
    joyfulchicken
    Posted March 20, 2006 at 10:05 pm

    Ahahahaha! Too funny.

    The first one is my favorite, and Melonald sounds like a good name.

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