Misery Loves Company

The Apprentice

By B-Side | Thursday, July 21, 2005 | 11:39 am | 7 Comments

kristen2pic_cont_carsonBecause we here at TVgasm love to share the most inane pieces of gossip, we’re proud to report that Kristen Kirchner from The Apprentice 3 and newly rejected “hunk” Chris Carson from Average Joe: The Joes Strike Back are an item. How do we know this? Because last night I had the unpleasant privilege of seeing Kristen’s hand resting happily in Carson’s crotch. I happened to have gone out briefly to catch a drink with friends at local bar, Barney’s Beanery, and while I was standing around and talking, I suddenly realized that the two reality stars were sitting at a table directly below me. Anyway, I was at a perfect vantage point to see the Kristen’s hand casually draped on Carson’s inner thigh, about an inch or so away from his pee-pee. It’s a good thing I had caught up on my Average Joe episodes yesterday, otherwise I would never have understood the significance of this pairing.

Anyway, for all those who care, the blonde Kristen is every bit as drag queenish in person as she is on TV. Still can’t figure out why Carson went after her as opposed to the many other attractive reality alums out there. I guess his whole “chauvinist asshole” thing must have really turned the hotties off.

As much as I would have liked to have picked their brains, I didn’t bother ingratiating myself with these reality stars though because a) they were were liable to punch me, and b) I do have standards. Besides, my friends from Seventh Heaven happened to be there, and I couldn’t let them think that I actually care about reality stars. Needless, to say, I did try to snap a photo with my camera phone, but… well… the darkness kills me every time.

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7 Comments

  1. 1
    jess
    Posted July 21, 2005 at 11:59 am

    your friends from 7th Heaven? Do tell!

  2. 2
    tv freak
    Posted July 21, 2005 at 5:24 pm

    eww! I guess that they are a good pair… They are both evil, hopeless scumbags.

  3. 3
    reality TV girl
    Posted July 21, 2005 at 5:29 pm

    Cool.
    They deserve each other.
    Carson has gotta be the most egotistical, self-centered jerk I’ve seen on reality TV (and wow is that saying a lot!). The way he treated the average joes made me want to kick my television everytime he opened his mouth.
    He got what he deserved: a woman who’s equally ugly…inside and out.

  4. 4
    Ashes
    Posted July 22, 2005 at 6:56 am

    So she’s not dating a Hollywood director anymore? But now how will she gain the insight she needs to direct insanely bad body wash commercials?

  5. 5
    British
    Posted July 22, 2005 at 7:04 am

    I agree, Carson is a type-a alpha egotistical jerk. And yet, with all our complaints against him, he gets the girls. Women do dig jerks I guess.

    Mind you, Kristen is no ray of sunshine. I’m sure those two will end up on The Smoking Gun over some dispute in the near future.

  6. 6
    Eddiebosox
    Posted July 22, 2005 at 1:13 pm

    YOu said Pee pee!

  7. 7
    tv freak
    Posted July 23, 2005 at 10:06 am

    Totally agree with reality TV girl. He is a jerk and he made me angry every time he said something like Average Jokes… I’m sorry I mean Average Joes.

    Ashes: U ROCK! That is hilarious. Although it doesn’t really take much to amuse. Take my love for reality tv for example…

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