Because we here at TVgasm love to share the most inane pieces of gossip, we’re proud to report that Kristen Kirchner from The Apprentice 3 and newly rejected “hunk” Chris Carson from Average Joe: The Joes Strike Back are an item. How do we know this? Because last night I had the unpleasant privilege of seeing Kristen’s hand resting happily in Carson’s crotch. I happened to have gone out briefly to catch a drink with friends at local bar, Barney’s Beanery, and while I was standing around and talking, I suddenly realized that the two reality stars were sitting at a table directly below me. Anyway, I was at a perfect vantage point to see the Kristen’s hand casually draped on Carson’s inner thigh, about an inch or so away from his pee-pee. It’s a good thing I had caught up on my Average Joe episodes yesterday, otherwise I would never have understood the significance of this pairing.
Anyway, for all those who care, the blonde Kristen is every bit as drag queenish in person as she is on TV. Still can’t figure out why Carson went after her as opposed to the many other attractive reality alums out there. I guess his whole “chauvinist asshole” thing must have really turned the hotties off.
As much as I would have liked to have picked their brains, I didn’t bother ingratiating myself with these reality stars though because a) they were were liable to punch me, and b) I do have standards. Besides, my friends from Seventh Heaven happened to be there, and I couldn’t let them think that I actually care about reality stars. Needless, to say, I did try to snap a photo with my camera phone, but… well… the darkness kills me every time.