Nipple Trumps 15th Minute – UPDATED

18 Comments

1. 1
   khaled
   Posted March 31, 2005 at 2:35 pm

   This is much better.

2. 2
   mountain girl
   Posted March 31, 2005 at 2:57 pm

   Did she buy those boobies before or after the Apprentice?

   Great Google welcome as well.

3. 3
   Catie
   Posted March 31, 2005 at 2:59 pm

   I love that the eczema ad is gone, but now I have one promoting literacy in Cambodia.

   Think her boobs are real?

4. 4
   seenitall
   Posted March 31, 2005 at 3:00 pm

   MYL,

   “Once we aquired it, we had no choice but to share it with you, are loyal readers.”

   Above, did you mean “our” loyal readers??

   Just checking.

5. 5
   smithie
   Posted March 31, 2005 at 3:11 pm

   I hate when my breasts lose all sensation to cold or a large draft.
   That’s why my motto is, when your boob doesn’t fit, you must cover your tit.
   Or my other motto: a boob in the hand is worth two under a shirt.
   Ooh, I slay me…

6. 6
   wendyloohoo
   Posted March 31, 2005 at 3:11 pm

   Mountain Girl, if memory serves me correctly from the Apprentice2 she had same store bought floatation devices. I am begining to think that it is sick that I would actually remember something like that.

7. 7
   Retroqueen
   Posted March 31, 2005 at 3:19 pm

   her boobs bear a scary resemblance to those jellied molded salads my grandmother used to make — except they had the capacity to jiggle

8. 8
   visibleh20
   Posted March 31, 2005 at 4:23 pm

   That’s doctored. Probably Dr. Spock.

9. 9
   RHM
   Posted March 31, 2005 at 6:49 pm

   yeah, i always forget to wear shirts under my jackets, too and my boobs pop out all the time. it’s so embarrassing when that happens! kinda like that time i went to school naked…oh wait, i don’t think that was real.

10. 10
    Lisa
    Posted March 31, 2005 at 7:56 pm

    I can’t believe she didn’t use double stick tape. Come to think of it, this same thing happened to Tara Reid a while ago. Her fake boob popped out and she had no idea so she just kept smiling and enjoying all of the pictures being taken of her. Fake boobs have a mind of their own.

11. 11
    flush it all away
    Posted March 31, 2005 at 8:34 pm

    Oh my lord…that is one of the worst breast jobs I’ve ever seen. How could she actually think she looks good? Listen, women: under the muscle…UNDER the muscle!! Unless you’re going for the “beach ball in the middle of the Sahara” look modeled by Ms. Campins and countless Skinemax “actresses,” get the implant UNDER the muscle.

    Sheesh…you’d think a modest degree of fame and a little money would be enough to get someone a GOOD plastic surgeon.

12. 12
    IndianJones
    Posted March 31, 2005 at 9:45 pm

    mmmm….boobies boobies boobies boobies boobies boobies boobies boobies boobies boobies…sorry, I can’t help it, I’m mesmerized.

13. 13
    British
    Posted April 1, 2005 at 6:41 am

    Her body is too smooth, thus the fakiness of the work stands out. Oh well.

14. 14
    Eddiebosox
    Posted April 1, 2005 at 7:27 am

    Move over Tara, we have a new winner in the “most horrificly botched breast job ever” category.

    Still. A boobie is a boobie.

15. 15
    smithie
    Posted April 1, 2005 at 11:14 am

    I don’t think they are that bad…a little obvious, but not bad…Tara Ried’s are 1000000x’s worse!

16. 16
    Eddiebosox
    Posted April 1, 2005 at 12:38 pm

    boobie

17. 17
    hazasaem
    Posted April 1, 2005 at 3:30 pm

    I’m thinking, that after much deliberation, I won’t be buying this jacket for my own wardrobe for fear of showing my hoots to the general public. Sorry, Tommy Hilfiger, maybe you should let your flat-chested daughter design the cleaveagewear from now on.

18. 18
    TaterSalad
    Posted April 5, 2005 at 12:43 am

    And men find fake breasts attractive because. . . . ? I’m lost. Truly. I can’t even find an analogy to describe how awful those things look.