In less than a week, current Apprentice contestants have gone from complete obscurity to become overnight people who kinda look familiar. Striking while the iron is luke warm, several of the gameshow contestants have put up websites several of which indicate the ability to be employed which would imply they are not “The Apprentice.” Many of the cast, such as Kendra, have pages on their company’s website which is completely normal and practilcally unmockable. But some, such as Erin whos website boasts her as “The Model/Lawyer” are just plain shameless. Wicked hot… but shameless.
The ultimate in shame comes in the final two websites listed after the jump….incredible.And now, the creme de la creme.
Though Kendra Todddoesn’t really have website to review, there are telephone numbers and an email address at RE/Max you can reach her at if you want to complement, mock, ridicule or flirt with her
Alex Thomason’s website is like a supermodel nun…looks good but serves no purpose. A couple GQ-esque photos pamphlet what is essentially an ad for the company who designed the site (and even added a whole page dedicated to telling the story of how they got to design the site).
What can I say about Erin’s site? She’s a model. And like a model, it looks good, it finds ways for you to spend money on it… but ultimately, all you’ll ever be able to do is look. I suppose Erin is a Tranny since it takes huge balls for a nobody like her to charge $15 for an autographed photo. HUGE balls.
Sadly, we have to wait for Johns site to finish being designed. It would see asthough this highschool grad has been taking notes from the Tarantino school of web design.
Initially, it seems Brian’s website is for body guards or mafioso. But a closer inspection reveals, absolutely nothing. Just another example of people who felt like registering their name as a URL. I guess Brian is going to try to make his “thing” that he got a free plastic viking hat in New York. I mean, it is prominanty posted on his site. Im not sure if this is real bragging rights. I mean, I knew a guy in college who got a free hum down low for a hooker in Thailand… a far more impressive feat.
Michael Tarshi is hitting a new height on the Shame-O-Meter. His site, which looks like a Kenny G album cover, boasts the immenent availability of autographed hats, photos and….wait for it….Tarshi Chocholate Bars bearing the catch phrase “make love to your stomach.” As a collector of fine reality tv inspired memerobelia, I am tempted to purchase this bar, maybe even make it a TVGasm giveaway. But as a hater of financially supporting reality folk, I am conflicted.
An internet rave is the best way to describe Danny’s website. 2 or 3 minutes on the site further confirms my suspicions that Danny is that guy at the party who initially people are drawn to cause he looks so fun and qwerky, but 4 weeks later, he is still calling wanting to hang out get coffee or sew hemp things.
Tana’s site is just plain obnoxious. Awkward non-sensical audio bits litter the already nauseating website. It looks like Ellen Degeneres’ site ate Martha Stewarts site and shit www.heytana.com. My favorite part of any of the websites is in a video when Tana tries to sell a tourist a gift basket, but comes close to starting an international incident or prostituting herself.
After hourse of internet surfing, following leads and contacting old highschool gym coaches to get some dirt on these folks, only one thing has been made clear… Erin will eventually be in a Maxim spread. And the Gasm will be there to cover it.