When I asked for an alternative to “Reverse Cock Block” in last week’s recap of The Bachelor, I was expecting to get five, maybe ten, suggestions at best. So imagine my surprise when I counted nearly 40 entries by last night! Because
I’m such a comment whore we at TVgasm take our reader comments so seriously (except for EdHill, of course, who hates everyone, especially you), I’ve decided that, rather than simply picking my favorite, I’d let you, the loyal TVgasm reader, vote for which you like best. While I’m too lazy to list who submitted which entry, I have compiled all the entries into one list, and promise the winning author will receive an official shout-out in this week’s recap. Not to mention the satisfaction of a job well done.
Entries after the jump…Cunt Punt
The Box Out
Bush Push/Tush Push
Shae Nae No Way
Finally, special kudos to alert reader Chronic, who pointed out that “Clam Jack” is already in the Urban Dictionary. Maybe our work here is already done.